The Game Oversimplification Thread - Take any game and intentionally make it sound boring

[Overcast]

Your dad fucked up big time and wants you to fix everything.

You develop a massive fan base and must appease to their every whim.

 

[epicguy14]

Scientist hates gas masks.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Plumber wanders around a castle, admiring the artwork.

 

[epicguy14]

Plumber wanders around a castle, admiring the artwork.

Way too easy, SM64.

 

[Bob Page]

Your planet gets burned because you violated a long forgotten treaty.

 

[Watcher]

Some edgelord's wife goes to Heaven.

Painkiller?

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

I have a good one.

>North Korea does it again

Homefront?

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Your dad fucked up big time and wants you to fix everything.

You develop a massive fan base and must appease to their every whim.

>Fallout 3
>Overlord

 

[Káiser Futura]

Homefront?

Bingo!

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

A journey through a mysterious city makes you realize Objectivism doesn't work.

 

[Bob Page]

A journey through a mysterious city makes you realize Objectivism doesn't work.

Bioshock.

Time traveling results in no nukes, but a three-way war.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

A journey through a mysterious city makes you realize Objectivism doesn't work.

Bioshock.

Sysadmin saves world from own dubious programming.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Bioshock.

Time traveling results in no nukes, but a three-way war.

Red Alert 3.

 

[GarthMarenghisDankplace]

A spaceship is broken. Go fix it. Oh, and avoid the crew, they're a little under-the-weather.

Dead Space?

Also

1) Son with anger issues takes revenge after finding out his father is not who he thought.
2)Repetitive and violent version of shoe shopping, but with demons.
3) Marsupial attempts to mate despite interference from local scientist.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Bioshock.

Bioshock.

Both of you got it.

Dead Space?

You're winner!

 

[Overcast]

>Fallout 3
>Overlord

Nope.

Dead Space?

Also

1) Son with anger issues takes revenge after finding out his father is not who he thought.
2)Repetitive and violent version of shoe shopping, but with demons.
3) Marsupial attempts to mate despite interference from local scientist.

3. Crash Bandicoot.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

You're winner!

Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing.

 

[GarthMarenghisDankplace]

Nope.



3. Crash Bandicoot.

Yup got it in one

 

[epicguy14]

Painkiller?

 

[epicguy14]

Fuck that looks shitty.