The Game Oversimplification Thread - Take any game and intentionally make it sound boring

[Vault Boy]

Two orphans get more than they bargained for when they buy a trinket from a shifty merchant.

 

[shartshooter]

A fat author in a dungeon learns his wife was kidnapped by his dad, so he sends you to wander around the tropical island they're hiding at. The non-english speaking natives eye you with distrust and provide no help in any manner.

 

[Brahmin Baron]

A fat author in a dungeon learns his wife was kidnapped by his dad, so he sends you to wander around the tropical island they're hiding at. The non-english speaking natives eye you with distrust and provide no help in any manner.

Riven

 

[Neet Tokusatsu]

You rip a semi-invalid man's head off, and then you live happy ever after with a pig

 

[Nobunaga]

You rip a semi-invalid man's head off, and then you live happy ever after with a pig

The wolf among us
A giant robot kills your waifu, now go kill god

 

[Bob Page]

You wake up six hours later and wind up playing detective to find out what happened to your mates.

 

[Zaryiu]

The wolf among us
A giant robot kills your waifu, now go kill god

Asura's Wrath?

 

[Nobunaga]

Asura's Wrath?

Heres another hint, the giant robot is piloted by a human and the mc goes full retarded when it comes to dealing with those robots

 

[Zaryiu]

Heres another hint, the giant robot is piloted by a human and the mc goes full exceptional when it comes to dealing with those robots

Xeno

Heres another hint, the giant robot is piloted by a human and the mc goes full exceptional when it comes to dealing with those robots

Xenoblade or Xenogears?

 

[Burned Man]

Two orphans get more than they bargained for when they buy a trinket from a shifty merchant.

Fable 2.

 

[Vault Boy]

Fable 2.

Yep, had it on my mind since it's going to be 10 years old this month.

One of my most favorite Xbox 360 games, I should give it another playthrough pretty soon.

 

[The Demon]

1. You and your buddies fight to save the clown princess

castle crashers?

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Guy can't figure out what to name his new store. Then some vandals wreck the place.

 

[Overcast]

Guy can't figure out what to name his new store. Then some vandals wreck the place.

Devil May Cry 3?

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Devil May Cry 3?

 

[Midlife Sperglord]

You spend two discs getting revenge for the death of your medic waifu.

 

[Bob Page]

You spend two discs getting revenge for the death of your medic waifu.

Final Fantasy 7.

A stranded ship makes an elite security team to improve their survival.

 

[Iä! Iä!]

Final Fantasy 7.

A stranded ship makes an elite security team to improve their survival.

Star Trek Voyager Elite Force

 

[Bob Page]

Star Trek Voyager Elite Force

Winner, I enjoyed the borg levels. They were so atmospheric for an id tech 3 game.

You stop some krauts from resurrecting a dead prince.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

You stop some krauts from resurrecting a dead prince.

Return to Castle Wolfenstein.

You're the monarch of a nation and maybe a bear.