Money Twitter 10/8 - Why Chris won't get a job

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The Captain said:
Okay, now I'm 50/50 on whether or not this is Chris himself, "Magi-Chan", or someone else in his Twitter account.
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Oh come on Cap, do you Truly and Honestly believe that Chris allows any filthy inferiors to post on his-I mean HER twitter account? She is a strong, independent, mentally superior woman, she don't need no employment prospects!

Joking aside; Wow. I've always been one of the weird ones who secretly hoped to see Chris pull out of this nosedive, seeing just how bad he's gotten laid out like this is pretty bothersome... Unless this is Idea Guy 3.0. I remember speculating about that awhile ago, but I haven't seen any real results. If this is how bad Chris gets on his own, is there even a point anymore? Can anyone even pull an exceptional out of ego this profound?
 
Will you be my fwiend? said:
Oh come on Cap, do you Truly and Honestly believe that Chris allows any filthy inferiors to post on his-I mean HER twitter account? She is a strong, independent, mentally superior woman, she don't need no employment prospects!

Joking aside; Wow. I've always been one of the weird ones who secretly hoped to see Chris pull out of this nosedive, seeing just how bad he's gotten laid out like this is pretty bothersome... Unless this is Idea Guy 3.0. I remember speculating about that awhile ago, but I haven't seen any real results. If this is how bad Chris gets on his own, is there even a point anymore? Can anyone even pull an exceptional out of ego this profound?
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That's the thing, however you want to cook this, it all comes out the same. Chris is either:

Dangerously gullible and is screwed.
Completely insane and is screwed.
Stupid enough to think acting insane is a great life choice and is screwed.
 
I wish Chris would just say what he really thinks about this topic: "Why should I get a job when I could continue to mooch off taxpayers and my Patreon donors and not have to do a lick of work?" then I would understand - but instead he has to bring his ego into this, saying he has a great mind as if he's the first person to come up with this strategy.
 
If Chris truly was a goddess, he would subsist off of burnt sacrifices and offerings from the faithful. Others would do the work to keep him happy.

In reality, we are all literally working to give a portion of our income to Chris to keep him happy.

Therefore Chris is actually closer to godhood than the rest of us.
 
I honestly can't tell if this is some troll feeding him shit to say or not. On the one hand, this is like scientifically designed to piss off like 3/4 of the Chris weens beyond all reasonable proportions. On the other hand, Chris is actually a degen who might actually say this shit on his own. Who can tell?
 
The Giver said:
I honestly can't tell if this is some troll feeding him shit to say or not. On the one hand, this is like scientifically designed to piss off like 3/4 of the Chris I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME beyond all reasonable proportions. On the other hand, Chris is actually a degen who might actually say this shit on his own. Who can tell?
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Both: magi-chan is a troll and thinks fucking with Chris is hilarious and also as revenge for forsaking Sonichu.

"Hey*snicker* hey Chris.. Tell em I said you need money to go to Hawaii and that jobs are for idiots.. And eat these thumbtacks.."
 
Truly one of Chris's more audacious posts. Someone really has him riding high for the time being, so the crash is going to be pretty hard when it inevitably happens. I wonder what it's like living Chris's manic-depressive life where one minute he is a literal god married to 4 beings of immense power in a cartoonish fantasy world where his word is law, and the next minute he's getting nastygrams from the mortgage company telling him he's several months past due and is about to get fucked in the ass by debt collectors.
 
Will you be my fwiend? said:
Oh come on Cap, do you Truly and Honestly believe that Chris allows any filthy inferiors to post on his-I mean HER twitter account?
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If there is a new Idea Guy or whoever whispering sweet nothings in Chris's ear, then there is a chance his Twitter is compromised. And if that's the case, imagine how simple it would be to distract him and allow "Magi-Chan" to tweet behind his fat, smelly back.
 
Mason Verger said:
Both: magi-chan is a troll and thinks fucking with Chris is hilarious and also as revenge for forsaking Sonichu.

"Hey*snicker* hey Chris.. Tell em I said you need money to go to Hawaii and that jobs are for idiots.. And eat these thumbtacks.."
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I've been staying off KF lately, did he actually end up getting any money for his super-fab hawaiian vacation?
 
Will you be my fwiend? said:
I've been staying off KF lately, did he actually end up getting any money for his super-fab hawaiian vacation?
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Not that has been revealed, and his tweet today seems to confirm that. He's only gotten more and more unsympathetic, you could usually count on one or two of his ass-patters to come to his defense on Twitter, but they've all been pretty quiet lately. Hopefully they've learned how harmful their blind "support" was to him.
 
You know, I really can't begrudge Chris his $15,600 a year from a government that is spending ~$4,000,000,000,000 this year, much of it on things that are somehow even less worthwhile. He's Barb's cow more than he is ours, because she's milking him for money while we only extract entertainment.
 
PolexiaAphrodisia said:
In CWCville, nobody works! Not even Allison Amber, who was shown having a job? Everything just magically functions - potholes repair themselves, all shops are run with self-scanners that never need repair and stock miraculously adds to the shelves, buses are self-driving and so are trains and airplanes!
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Isn't Officer Bagget a police officer in CWCville? That's a job.
 
Chris’s ego is growing by the day, not long ago the excuse was he couldn’t have a job because he would get bullied at work and he would get fired.

Now it’s “a mind as great as my own doesn’t need a job” so Chris in his own mind is to good for a job.
 
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