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Money Twitter 10/8 - Why Chris won't get a job
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Lol boyyyy howdy let the Twitter Troll Tsunami of CWC Hate rip forth...
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Christ, he really has hit a new level of delusion these past two years. It's real sad too, because he could have lived a relatively normal life if he nipped his bullshit in the bud at the beginning of his saga.
At this point? Chris is not even close to being capable of holding a job, and never will be. HIS days are certainly numbered, that's for certain. With all of the debt he's piled on, his unstable mentality, and his unstable mother.. He is fucked in so many ways, and not in the way he wants.
At this point? Chris is not even close to being capable of holding a job, and never will be. HIS days are certainly numbered, that's for certain. With all of the debt he's piled on, his unstable mentality, and his unstable mother.. He is fucked in so many ways, and not in the way he wants.
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I liked it better when he blamed 'da trolls' for his unemployment. It was bullshit, but it was bullshit with some truth behind it. Smug Chris (A mind as Great as my Own) is pretty damned insufferable.
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Jobs are beneath him, people.
Beneath him like his shit towel.
Beneath him like his shit towel.
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I just...
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Okay, now I'm 50/50 on whether or not this is Chris himself, "Magi-Chan", or someone else in his Twitter account.
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I guess that is a pretty interesting way to look at the fact that he is objectively un-hireable. Always the optimist.
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In CWCville, nobody works! Not even Allison Amber, who was shown having a job? Everything just magically functions - potholes repair themselves, all shops are run with self-scanners that never need repair and stock miraculously adds to the shelves, buses are self-driving and so are trains and airplanes!
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Where's @Mariposa Electrique when you need her? Then how does Cwcville manage its totalitarian government without work?
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Oh she'll be here soon enough, lololol.
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Real question, but what jobs ARE out there for people with this level of delusion? Even bagging groceries requires some kind of mental aptitude...
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He's actually starting to sound like Jim Jones on the last day of Jonestown now.
"We've done all we can here, let's just be done with it.. There's no time, mothers help your children..".
"We've done all we can here, let's just be done with it.. There's no time, mothers help your children..".
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Yeah and before that Chris at least paid lip service to getting a stocking job. Chris is getting worse in so many ways.
None. He thinks he's too good to do anything now. It's like he's been talking to the kind of NEETs who unironically call people wagies.
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In a coincidental sort of way, Chris is kind of right though for totally the wrong reasons in that he's probably never going to have a job. Like you said, even tard-proof work like McDonald's and shelf-stocking require you to take some form of direction and responsibility, which Chris has proven time and time again he's totally incapable of.
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A this point he's only capable of independent employment. Even if he applies for a night stocking position at a local grocery store (which he won't) and they don't do a google search of his name (which they might 50/50 chance). His criminal record and total lack of any work history will place him at the back of the line, or even instantly land his application in the garbage.
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LOL
Sorry, I'm late. I was off working a nice paying job that requires two degrees that are apparently worth nothing compared to the great talents and abilities of Christine Weston Chandler.
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He is right you know. His mind is so great the government pays him $1300 a month for the rest of his life AND can still successfully convince people he is broke and needs their money.
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