🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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This is all I can think of when he says the original song doesn’t represent his best efforts.

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A Big Bumbling Black Man said:
The R.U.S.S.E.L.L. System ™

R ite a song
U bout how you'll
S ue her if
S he doesn't
E at your
L imp
L inguine

"But you won't actually sue her will you?"
"Well, not necessarily. But there's the implication."
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Reee at Facebook
Unzip your pants
Slurp
Salivate over Insta models
Enter those DMs
Lavish praise
Litigate for discrimination
 
Read Instagram
Utilize creepiness
Save up money for prostitute
Suck me my penis
Engage lawsuit
Lose lawsuit
Lie in new book about muh plight
 
He blatantly just trawls the news feed, dropping contradictory comments in as often as possible, in a play for attention. People can blow up and reeeeeeeeeee fifty separate comments in reply and he won't bother to read or reply to them - he's just hoping someone who's 'someone' will see this cheeky young man who has the dashing charm to say that which others are thinking but aren't brave enough to say, and will check out his Facebook to find out what an undiscovered, downtrodden, discriminated-against genius Russ is.

Or he just likes shit-stirring.
 
I think he’s just angry and mean. He drops nasty and/or poor me comments but doesn’t care to go back and continue a conversation or even a fight. He just needs to get his anger out and vent. Yet he can’t tolerate dissent so he says his thing and has the satisfaction of feeling right, and doesn’t look back so see if people agree.
 
RustyNail(her) said:
Wow Russ really is Dennis minus the sociopathic charisma and the looks.
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Damn it now I'm gonna autism here. Other than ego they're nothing alike. Dennis is a five star man who co-owns and runs an (arguably) successful business, has a gang of friends, can drive, gets laid frequently for free, is intelligent, and can close his mouth. He also gets to stop being Dennis at the end of the day and just be Glen Howerton, Russ is stuck as Russ.

Dennis is who Russ wishes he could be, Unfortunately he doesn't even come close to Charlie, let alone Dennis. He's a Cricket at best.
 
DarkAlien said:
Chipotle is expensive when you're used to the taco bell dollar menu
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Even that's a bit much for Russ. Any dollar spent not on hookers is a dollar wasted as far as he's concerned. I honestly have to wonder what prompted him to go to Chipotle in the first place. Did he follow the cute female coworkers from his current place of employment there, or did he somehow find out there's an attractive woman working the cash register there and is now stalking her?
 
How disappointing.
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Again with that weird "in a lawsuit with you" thing though.

Also:
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And 12 hours and 70+ comments of stupid lolbertarians arguing later:
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Walking Clock said:
We have some bona fide law talkin' guys here, so I'm wondering, have you ever had anybody remotely as deluded as Russ come to you with similar levels of frivolous claims?

I don't think even Lionel Hutz or Futurama's Chicken Lawyer would take Russ on as a client.
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"I am bringing a sssuit against Taylor ssswift for dissscriminating againssst muh disssability."
"Sorry son did you say, extra crispy!?"
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PolexiaAphrodisia said:
For one person, Chipotle isn't very expensive. Taking into consideration the quality of food it is really rather reasonable.

But when you normally subside on generic cereal and muffins, it's probably quite costly.
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Chipotle burrito: $8
Nevada hooker: $2,000 please take my $300 I'm disabled please get out of this brothel
Being a fake paralegal: priceless
 
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