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PolexiaAphrodisia said:
For one person, Chipotle isn't very expensive. Taking into consideration the quality of food it is really rather reasonable.

But when you normally subside on generic cereal and muffins, it's probably quite costly.

And I too shiver in dread at the thought of Russell trying to eat a burrito bowl. He would be better off having the whole thing in a cup. Or just faceplanting into the bowl like that old "how animals eat their food" video.
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Doesn't he eat like this?
 

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solidus said:
I’ll rephrase. He hasn’t been deactivating nightly like in the last but has tonight. I’m wondering what has prompted this deactivation.
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It doesn’t take anything special to prompt a Russ deactivation. A good percentage of Russ’s actions seem based on pure randomness and aren’t based on anything but how Russ’s exceptional brain is feeling at the moment.

It’s just a symptom of his larger rêtardation; to wit: his inability to learn from repeated failures, understand context, perspective and severity, or to recognize patterns like most humans with a developed frontal cortex can.

It’s just a bunch of mangled synapses randomly firing up there; most of which appear to be connected to his dick.
 
Every time I see Russ' facebook picture I'm reminded of this video


An oldie some people probably already know, but a goodie.

E: forgot how to insert videos for a moment
 
Sigh he really is dumb
  1. GG Russ are you looking for media attention if you perform the same thing that started all this mess? Of course you are.
  2. One Word : Dumbass
  3. Coming from the man who whines about the news covering real issues (Like death, tragic events, etc.) It's really dumb especially when you basically celebrated every bad thing in AG life.
  4. And you need to stop drooling over Trump-Senpai, as he'll never notice you straddling his dick.
  5. I'm surprised he didn't try to insert himself into this topic with his lawsuit.
  6. I seriously doubt you'd be welcome there Russ, but please don't creep on the chicks, they do know how to fuck a dudes life up.
 
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Wait, if he wants that commenter to stop deep throating Stephen Colbert, then perhaps he should stop drinking Trump's ball sweat. I mean, what's good for the re.tarded goose and all. Is it me, it probably is, but is his racism, sexism and xenophobia not stepping it up a notch here recently? I like to think of Rusty at that Brazilian block party, in some dark corner sipping a mocha, incessantly drooling over women entirely and completely out of his league (what is his league exactly?) and internally raging over the Chads that they pick over him.
 
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ZeeMarin said:
Rusty is sending TS another version of his masterpiece? And I hope her legal team notices his plan to further harass her.
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They're probably watching Danger Russ like a hawk, but they won't do anything because they don't want to let him know he's getting a reaction. That just makes stalkers worse.
 
CausticMinory said:
Sigh he really is dumb
  1. GG Russ are you looking for media attention if you perform the same thing that started all this mess? Of course you are.
  2. One Word : Dumbass
  3. Coming from the man who whines about the news covering real issues (Like death, tragic events, etc.) It's really dumb especially when you basically celebrated every bad thing in AG life.
  4. And you need to stop drooling over Trump-Senpai, as he'll never notice you straddling his dick.
  5. I'm surprised he didn't try to insert himself into this topic with his lawsuit.
  6. I seriously doubt you'd be welcome there Russ, but please don't creep on the chicks, they do know how to fuck a dudes life up.
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Huffpost is trash and none of their writers will ever work for the New York Times, but I still can't help but laugh at Russ hate-reading it just so he won't miss any juicy Taytay or Ariane Grande gossip.
 
Whatthefuck said:
I like to think of Rusty at that Brazilian block party, in some dark corner sipping a mocha, incessantly drooling over women entirely and completely out of his league (what is his league exactly?) and internally raging over the Chads that they pick over him.
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How’s he going to get to Brazil? By bus? He might as well have posted a flyer for a party on Jupiter.

Edit: Whoops. The idea of Russ trying to take a bus to Brazil entrhralled me so much that I missed that it wasn’t actually an overseas party. I really wish it was.
 
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CupONavy said:
How’s he going to get to Brazil? By bus? He might as well have posted a flyer for a party on Jupiter.
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I'm fairly certain the party in question is being held in SLC kind of like any festival like Oktoberfest or whatever. You do bring to mind an interesting point, though. If he were to ever successfully "woo" one of his foreign IG obsessions, how would any of that work? You can't take a bus to Europe and you need money to buy a ticket anywhere. He's like a dog chasing cars. Wouldn't know what to do with it if he caught it.
 
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I'm fairly certain the party in question is being held in SLC kind of like any festival like Oktoberfest or whatever. You do bring to mind an interesting point, though. If he were to ever successfully "woo" one of his foreign IG obsessions, how would any of that work? You can't take a bus to Europe and you need money to buy a ticket anywhere. He's like a dog chasing cars. Wouldn't know what to do with it if he caught it.
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That’s why I jumped into that line of thought. Hell, most of the girls he tries to “woo” probably never fly coach, nevermind Greyhound.

“I don’t have a car, I refuse to get on any airplanes, but I can give you a better life, foreign hottie.”
 
Whatthefuck said:
I'm fairly certain the party in question is being held in SLC kind of like any festival like Oktoberfest or whatever. You do bring to mind an interesting point, though. If he were to ever successfully "woo" one of his foreign IG obsessions, how would any of that work? You can't take a bus to Europe and you need money to buy a ticket anywhere. He's like a dog chasing cars. Wouldn't know what to do with it if he caught it.
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They won’t need to go back to those countries because they will have a better life right there with Russ. He thinks providing for a woman is giving her cheap gifts and telling her she’s pretty. Cause of course those Chad’s never do that stuff.
 
I laugh my ass off imagining Slurpy trying to impress women with his awesome spastic Samba moves and speaking Spanish to them ("me el wante"), because he is ignorant enough to not know they speak Portuguese.
 
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