Fate/Grand Order - aka Server Maintenance Simulator

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Raikou, hands down. Aside from the inflated balloons that are supposed to be her tits, the rest of the anatomy doesn't line up. Her neck is too long, shoulders aren't wide enough, waist is waaaaay too anorexic for someone with gigantic tits. Her arms feel like they're too long and slim, especially her fingers (especially if you look at her 3rd Anniversary CE art). Then there are her huge as fuck hips and thick thighs, but for some reason from her knee down it looks like she has sticks attached. She reminds me of sssniperwolf's photoshoped pics that NerdCity did a video on a while back.
I agree on Raikou too because she did looked out of a doujin and now everything makes sense, but the one I really dislike design wise (Ascension art mostly) is Abigail.
Like idk why she even loses her clothes I thought she'd turn more demonic or something and it doesn't help that she is an actually good unit with high stats
 
I agree on Raikou too because she did looked out of a doujin and now everything makes sense, but the one I really dislike design wise (Ascension art mostly) is Abigail.
Like idk why she even loses her clothes I thought she'd turn more demonic or something and it doesn't help that she is an actually good unit with high stats

Every time you ascend her she become closer to the witch of salem everyone believe she is, that's why she get that hat, but between my friends they don't actually like her third Ascension so they follow the meme of leaving her Stage 1 because is cute (the meme involved the player putting a bandaid in her forehead to stop her from ascending it became Canon in her April fool's card)

Another explanation is because delight works know the kind of degenerates play their game, the kind that waste shitload of money on trying to get Illya ,at least is not as terrible as Azur Lane where you have the mutsuki class that are actually kindergardeners
 
Every time you ascend her she become closer to the witch of salem everyone believe she is, that's why she get that hat, but between my friends they don't actually like her third Ascension so they follow the meme of leaving her Stage 1 because is cute (the meme involved the player putting a bandaid in her forehead to stop her from ascending it became Canon in her April fool's card)

Another explanation is because delight works know the kind of degenerates play their game, the kind that waste shitload of money on trying to get Illya ,at least is not as terrible as Azur Lane where you have the mutsuki class that are actually kindergardeners
Never played Azur lane but damn seriously?
Also yeah Stage 1 Abi looks cute
 
I find Shuten's artwork much more appaling than Raikou's. It's not just the loli shit but the fact than her face is flatter, and less detailed than Raikou's.
 
I agree on Raikou too because she did looked out of a doujin and now everything makes sense, but the one I really dislike design wise (Ascension art mostly) is Abigail.
Like idk why she even loses her clothes I thought she'd turn more demonic or something and it doesn't help that she is an actually good unit with high stats
I always keep Abigail at her original art, and no further.
 
I agree on Raikou too because she did looked out of a doujin and now everything makes sense, but the one I really dislike design wise (Ascension art mostly) is Abigail.
Like idk why she even loses her clothes I thought she'd turn more demonic or something and it doesn't help that she is an actually good unit with high stats


Oh, for sure, but I'd say that all the loli art's already a given. Maybe not Nursery Rhyme, but the rest of them are always either half naked or are drawn in such wtf positions (main example being Jack and Wu Zetian).

I don't have Abby, but I do have an Illya that I always keep at her Stage 2 Ascension just because it looks the best and the Final Ascension art is really uncomfortable to look at.


I find Shuten's artwork much more appaling than Raikou's. It's not just the loli shit but the fact than her face is flatter, and less detailed than Raikou's.

Her art is bad too, don't get me wrong, but she's at least somewhat anatomically correct, unlike Raikou. Not that it excuses the bad art of course. Sadly doujin art style's sell, so Raita will probably be drawing more Servants/CEs for FGO.
 
Never played Azur lane but damn seriously?

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And you can marry them if you want to, Bonus: Mutsuki and Kisaragi share the same Seiyuu, Ookubo Rumi aka Astolfo/Elizabeth i can only imagine her face when she was presented with this job

I find Shuten's artwork much more appaling than Raikou's. It's not just the loli shit but the fact than her face is flatter, and less detailed than Raikou's.

I like more her voice and she is fun to play, sadly she is limited and my luck with assassins is terrible
 
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And you can marry them if you want to, Bonus: Mutsuki and Kisaragi share the same Seiyuu, Ookubo Rumi aka Astolfo/Elizabeth i can only imagine her face when she was presented with this job



I like more her voice and she is fun to play, sadly she is limited and my luck with assassins is terrible
Assassins aside Jack and EMIYA tend to be ehh 4 star and up.
Unless it's Regend.
Nothing beats him
 
Assassins aside Jack and EMIYA tend to be ehh 4 star and up.
Unless it's Regend.
Nothing beats him

The problem was that it took almost 2 years to add a SSR assassin to the permanent pool, Jack was the ONLY one that was available so you pretty much were fucked unless you were lucky, to add salt to the injury the assassin in question Osakabehime sucks that is why Skadi was implemented with her particular set of skills
 
The problem was that it took almost 2 years to add a SSR assassin to the permanent pool, Jack was the ONLY one that was available so you pretty much were fucked unless you were lucky, to add salt to the injury the assassin in question sucks that is why Skadi was implemented with her particular set of skills
Yeah but Jack is an amazing Crit generator and SSR assassins (USA) are not something as big to add.
Until we get King Hassan.
That's when you get what a TRUE assassin looks like
 
Yeah but Jack is an amazing Crit generator and SSR assassins (USA) are not something as big to add.
Until we get King Hassan.
That's when you get what a TRUE assassin looks like

I have him, was my first SSR Assassin. he is by now the most powerful Assassin in the game with a tendency to nail Busters chains every single time, also sweet boost of Atk so you dont need any cock wizard to show who is boss, the only setback is that his NP gain is bad but you dont need it when you have CE
 
Server maintenance for 11 hours so far and I just want my 11 apologems.
If I get another Dragon fang shit I will burn every UMU I get
 
21 hours and I am dying

We got something similar millenia ago during the first Halloween event, that thing lasted for days because apparently a server blew up because they put a dumb system that need it for you to raid at certains specific hours, this was removed immediately and never introduced in any other event

Also against impossible odds, wasted my last three quartz got the lewd oni

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Now i only need Raikou to get the full doujins meme team and she is going to be there for a couple of weeks, i have hope
 
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So now Delight works finally got bored of wanking Nero and now we got Avengers: AUO next week

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Expect Gilgamesh gacha, surprise servant and LOTS OF MATERIALS AND QP
 
Fucking mongrels, am I right?

Last time we got a Gilgamesh related event he gave us a free SR, remember to sing praises for that


I expect a reskin of the Nero festival with him, and tons of Avengers jokes

Weeb edit: if you want to understand a lot of things of him in game, watch the Lecture of the epic of gilgamesh by Andrew George, it explains a lot of things and make you appreciate all the effort that Nasu and Delightworks put on him
 
So now Delight works finally got bored of wanking Nero and now we got Avengers: AUO next week

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Expect Gilgamesh gacha, surprise servant and LOTS OF MATERIALS AND QP
Chaldea: Age Of Mongrels.
Chaldea: Civil War.
Chaldea: Oh god this russian dude who possesed this weird priest just stole this albino cuck and the apocalypse is coming
 
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