Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

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What's your favourite Chris excuse for wanting money?

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"hurry on down"? hurry on down to where?
 
Holiday Special said:
Trash can just move on. There are people who move from place to place and never pay rent.
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'Chris is going to be the guy with a Minivan and a sign selling Sonichu shit at your local Wal-Mart. "Help, please, need to sell merch to afford gas.". Disappointed little kids will cry when their parents wrangle them away from the creepy weirdo with Pokemon like cards. One confused grandmother will buy a Sonichu card not knowning and some little kid is going to have one utterly confusing family Christmas.
 
I wouldn't want to encourage anyone to lie, but couldn't Chris/tine just go in and not pitch a fit when they use male pronouns? They don't pass as female and unless they have changed their ID to read "female" it shouldn't be an issue, unless they go to a clinic in a conservative area that isn't used to guys wearing tights and other stuff typically worn on girls.

Has Chris/tine even had sexual contact, either with a penis or vagina? It's doubtful they'd have to lie about that part. All of the blood gets tested for HIV, drugs, fat and hormone levels. If it was deemed unsuitable due to the hormones or food they consume, it would be destroyed.

Compared to the shit they make and sell, going to a blood drive for a few bucks and a cookie is probably a better waste of time.
 
hambeerlyingnreed said:
I wouldn't want to encourage anyone to lie, but couldn't Chris/tine just go in and not pitch a fit when they use male pronouns? They don't pass as female and unless they have changed their ID to read "female" it shouldn't be an issue, unless they go to a clinic in a conservative area that isn't used to guys wearing tights and other stuff typically worn on girls.

Has Chris/tine even had sexual contact, either with a penis or vagina? It's doubtful they'd have to lie about that part. All of the blood gets tested for HIV, drugs, fat and hormone levels. If it was deemed unsuitable due to the hormones or food they consume, it would be destroyed.

Compared to the shit they make and sell, going to a blood drive for a few bucks and a cookie is probably a better waste of time.
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I think this was for the Red Cross, which doesn't pay for plasma anyway.
 
hambeerlyingnreed said:
I wouldn't want to encourage anyone to lie, but couldn't Chris/tine just go in and not pitch a fit when they use male pronouns? They don't pass as female and unless they have changed their ID to read "female" it shouldn't be an issue, unless they go to a clinic in a conservative area that isn't used to guys wearing tights and other stuff typically worn on girls.

Has Chris/tine even had sexual contact, either with a penis or vagina? It's doubtful they'd have to lie about that part. All of the blood gets tested for HIV, drugs, fat and hormone levels. If it was deemed unsuitable due to the hormones or food they consume, it would be destroyed.

Compared to the shit they make and sell, going to a blood drive for a few bucks and a cookie is probably a better waste of time.
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Chris has changed his name and his gender on his license. Chris has slept with a hooker. Chris is also on HRT.
 
Marvin said:
Chris has changed his name and his gender on his license. Chris has slept with a hooker. Chris is also on HRT.
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He's still fat, autistic, and trolled by even Godbear himself, and those things will never change. Because autists don't like change.
 
Depression_Begins said:
Worth noting that ebay has a promotion going on right now until the 10th where you can sell five items and only pay $1 in fees per item. Chris seems to center his own sales on ebay promotions.
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Ebay does not give everyone the same promotions. He may or may not have any selling promotions. For example, I only have the standard 1050 listings and 8% "bucks" on buy or sell right now. I have not had a cheap fvf for a while. This is actually one reason that people maintain multiple ebay accounts.

I do not think he is concerned with fees because they come out of his account next month. If ebay charged immediately, then he might be more concerned with selling more expensive items around promotions.
 
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