Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

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What's your favourite Chris excuse for wanting money?

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Chopinpiano said:
Someone literally was so autistic they actually bought a soda can that represents someone mixing their jizz with it. What the hell has humanity come to?
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What's more worrying to me is that someone spent $300 on two stained blankets from the hoard.

I miss the days when Chris put some effort in his merch with the $30 Sonichu medallions. I think Chris did a limited run of 200 of them. Anyone know what they're worth today?
 
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No one has any clue what sort of absurd debts Barb has run up on the hoard. It will not remain in Chandler possession after her death.
 
Who know who I blame for the Financhu Crisis, and who destroyed the nest egg? Rocky. Its pretty obvious.

Rocky was the person who set Barb up with Rob Bell, who was apparantly so expensive it squandered the $50,000. I wonder how come no one intervened or tried to convince Barb that doing this wasn't going to be a good idea in the long run.
 
TrippinKahlua said:
Who know who I blame for the Financhu Crisis, and who destroyed the nest egg? Rocky. Its pretty obvious.

Rocky was the person who set Barb up with Rob Bell, who was apparantly so expensive it squandered the $50,000. I wonder how come no one intervened or tried to convince Barb that doing this wasn't going to be a good idea in the long run.
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Well if you want to follow that line of logic, then Snyder is responsible for hanging up that "under new management" sign.

Nobody is responsible for losing that money except Barb and Chris. That whole debacle was a serious of highly avoidable situations.
 
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Mason Verger said:
Well if you want to follow that line of logic, then Snyder is responsible for hanging up that "under new management" sign.

Nobody is responsible for losing that money except Barb and Chris. That whole debacle was a serious of highly avoidable situations.
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Probably would have cost a lot less if they had just copped a plea (even with a lawyer) right away instead of trying to fight it because ""'entrapment.""'

I suspect they were asking for referrals for a lawyer and Rocky just helped them find one.
 
Blue Jerkop said:
Probably would have cost a lot less if they had just copped a plea (even with a lawyer) right away instead of trying to fight it because ""'entrapment.""'

I suspect they were asking for referrals for a lawyer and Rocky just helped them find one.
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And to be fair, the were facing multiple felony charges, including assaulting an officer lol. With the wrong lawyer and the right prosecutor they could've lost way more than bobs little nest egg.
 
Datiko said:
Its fine for bob and barb who both had pensions and ss.
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With a fully paid off house. Did Bob have any stock with GE? Possible power level: my dad also worked for GE and had stock and a pension and life insurance when he passed.

I'm glad Chris is selling the hoard. It will make it easier. I hope to god he doesn't find Sorbet's corpse looking for junk to sell.
 
Chopinpiano said:
Someone literally was so autistic they actually bought a soda can that represents someone mixing their jizz with it. What the hell has humanity come to?
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yeah who the fuck would buy an empty can of soda

when you could have bought these limited edition shot glasses that fund and commemorate a forum and culture that formed around gang stalking an autist that drinks their cum mixed with soda.
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Holiday Special said:
I'm glad Chris is selling the hoard. It will make it easier. I hope to god he doesn't find Sorbet's corpse looking for junk to sell.
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The only problem is that he's growing his own hoard with the money. So it's just hoard transference. One blanket becomes 6 funkos.
 
Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
Thin poor patient that would receive his plasma
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"Honey, ever since my blood transfusion I have strange new powers.. and i keep seeing a pointy yellow demon that calls me father.."


No but seriously, I think all the medication and titty skittles he's on will make it so his application is rejected.
 
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