The Game Oversimplification Thread - Take any game and intentionally make it sound boring

[skiddlez]

Three more, thanks for contributing guys. These are a little harder.

7: You need to run some errands.
8: A girl dreams of eggs.
9: Everyone is really big and they need to die.

Here's a few:

-WW2 in outer space

-Space Australia where war is a pastime

-Space Refugees vs the galaxy

-3 oddballs and chaos ensues

Literally all 4 of these describe my last playthrough of Civilization Beyond Earth.

 

[Burned Man]

I've got one: Black man helps old man in wheelchair with errands; tries to stop Japan and US from attacking each other.

Killer 7

A political drama about the US government experiencing a disturbance where 2 men must decide what it means to uphold their own ideas of justice, freedom, and the American ideal.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Everyone is really big and they need to die.

Shadow of The Colossus.

 

[Canned Bread]

Here are a couple:

Man uncovers a conspiracy in his workplace

Two best friends try to complete as many puzzles as possible

 

[skiddlez]

Shadow of The Colossus.

Bingo.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Two best friends try to complete as many puzzles as possible

Portal 2(?)

Man uncovers a conspiracy in his workplace

Deus Ex.

 

[Canned Bread]

Portal 2(?)

Deus Ex.

Both wrong (Although I totally should have used that first one for Portal now that I think about it)

 

[Y2K Baby]

Both wrong (Although I totally should have used that first one for Portal now that I think about it)

A Way Out?

 

[Canned Bread]

A Way Out?

First or second? Either way its wrong but it's nice to specify.

 

[Rand /pol/]

You open up people's doors and they try to stop you

 

[Bob Page]

Three more, thanks for contributing guys. These are a little harder.

7: You need to run some errands.
8: A girl dreams of eggs.
9: Everyone is really big and they need to die.


Literally all 4 of these describe my last playthrough of Civilization Beyond Earth.

7 is postal 2.

Also wrong on both my contributions.

 

[Y2K Baby]

First or second? Either way its wrong but it's nice to specify.

Bitch, I will end you.

 

[skiddlez]

7 is postal 2.

Ding ding ding.

 

[Bob Page]

Ding ding ding.

Can't imagine the time I've spent fucking around in that game.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Here's one:
Elf boy kills pig man.

 

[OhGoy]

there's a big ocean, but it's underground

 

[Canned Bread]

Here's one:
Elf boy kills pig man.

The Legend of Zelda

there's a big ocean, but it's underground

Bioshock

 

[Y2K Baby]

Here's one:
Elf boy kills pig man.

Legend of Zelda: A Machine For Pigs.

 

[Y2K Baby]

there's a big ocean, but it's underground

Biodome.

 

[skiddlez]

You open up people's doors and they try to stop you

Maybe Thief or Hello Neighbor?