The authorities probably just ignore anything having to do with the Chandlers because of the solid decade of weeeeeeeeening they've gotten. Everyone from the town dogcatcher on up through the governor has gotten calls about the meth lab at 14BC, the illegal dogfighting ring, the dead octogenarian, the family of illegal immigrants living in the attic, the cat up the tree, the man up the tree, the unregistered automobiles, the unregistered cats, the child abuse, the elder abuse, the SSI fraud, the SSDI fraud, the parking placard fraud, the property taxes, the state taxes, the federal taxes, and on and on. Also, they'd like you to know that no one named "Julie" works for them, so stop asking for her.