Stupid things you thought as a kid - we were all dumbasses when we were kids

[Fuck you jewish cunt]

I thought babies lived in bellies

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

I thought babies lived in bellies

Hideo Kojima, is that you?

 

[Rand /pol/]

I thought if I ever camped out in the desert tarantualas would crawl on my face and impregnate my mouth.

 

[CWCchange]

Pokémon cheats on GameWinners.

 

[PantsFreeZone]

I thought it would get better.

 

[A Welsh Cake]

I made a kiwi farms account.

 

[Daisuke Jigen II]

I used to think every town was located in a separate state.

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

I thought the US was some fantasy Pangaea with every biome in the world present. Then I learned it was a mix of scorched earth and endless forest and gave up on the west.

 

[Overcast]

As a little kid I assumed babies were made simply by a loving couple living in the same place for a long enough period of time. Like, the mom is just suddenly pregnant just by being in the dad's presence.

Also, I thought girls had penises as well.

 

[Bread Fetishist]

I once asked my mom if I could change my birthday.

 

[Pai]

I thought that if you planted a penny in the ground, it would grow into a money tree. I tried this and my babysitter was like, "wtf are you doing"

 

[Count groudon]

I believed being a warrior was a valid career choice as a young un'. And by warrior I don't mean soldier, I mean guy that runs around with a sword and shield fighting monsters to keep the town safe. Honestly, still pretty dissapointed that it isn't.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

When I was a kid, I had a bunk bed and I would sleep in the top bunk. I used to hang my legs off my bed and believe my legs were "flying."

 

[Eryngium]

Women only had one hole.

“Blow-away” was an actual word for fart. (It led to many awkward conversations)

Muslim woman were dressed up as ghosts (that ended when I was 5 or so and shouted in a waiting room “LOOK MUMMY A GHOST” and pointed.

 

[PopChan]

I thought you could over dose and die from eating a whole bottle of vitamin gummies.

 

[Kiwi Lime Pie]

When I was 4 or 5, I thought someone on TV said dope came from rattlesnakes.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

My grandma told me that if I ate watermelon seeds they'd grow watermelons in my belly. I actively tried to do that for years after.

 

[Simple As]

I thought everybody spoke English except for Chinese people who spoke French.

 

[A Hot Potato]

Muslim woman were dressed up as ghosts (that ended when I was 5 or so and shouted in a waiting room “LOOK MUMMY A GHOST” and pointed.

Considering how shit they are treated, it would of been better that way.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

I used to think blue colored drinks tasted just like plain water.