🐮 Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

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Cowlick said:
I am certainly as smart as I think I am, as well as far smarter than any f you think I am, & far smarter than any of you actually are.
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[There was a gif here of myself looking up from Principia Mathematica and shaking my head condecendingly but I wised up and nixed it.]
 
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Is there any way we can get a TJ Church cameo in CWC Adult Chronicles, like maybe an NPC or Secret Battle during The Ohio Trip?

Hey. If you read the name, I bet you recognize it (though due to hackers, I'm known by a few across the 'Net). I'll be here periodically, due to my own choice (hopefully) more than a ton of temp bans. (People seem to be born having a problem with me! I doubt it's me, though.)
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Sorry for double-posting but this is like TJ Church's "Y'all should know me by now."
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TJ. Church • 4 years ago
You lost me the second you ripped movies that "take at random any celebrity that has particularly caused any commotion in the press..." &^ then praised "Airplane". Two words: Ethel Merman.
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With this sole article, you have proven to be a guest who has already outlived his welcome.
As you say in your final sentence, Americans will learn things about the company, the product, where they build their plants (like most Americans care?!), & so on…
…So let them do that, & keep the opinion you have an America-given right to… Just keep it to yourself.
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HawkerHurricane said:
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ah my favorite book that I don't understand (mathematically anyway)

and yes tj deleted nearly all comments on his user page.
I guess we have to leave more now so he knows we still like him.
 
_blank_ said:
I just saw I got tagged for something.... not sure what, but as long as it doesn't involve fighting the Reptilians, moving people acorss the border, or having to watch cable news, I think I might be able to accommodate... but yeah, do what now?
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From what I can tell, he was suggesting we write weird smut fics.
 
Seahorses said:
Has he explained his teeth yet?
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Many people with hydrocephalus have severe dental problems as well. There is a hypothesis that this is because pressure from the hydrocephalus impairs pituitary function, and the teeth don't get the proper signals to develop at the proper time. The same pituitary problems are believed to be why so many people with hydrocephalus have Type 1 diabetes, because the pituitary plays a key role in all endocrine functions. Adrenal and kidney processes can also be impaired.

He probably also avoids dental work because he is resistant to health care appointments in general, which honestly I sympathize with. Chronic illness sucks.
 
What are the chances of him coming back and smugly announcing that since this thread is still going, that he was right in saying that leaving wouldn't kill the thread? Personally I think he left it way too late and the ride has begun.
 
With a person like him, he's going to declare victory no matter what the situation is. The only way he can win in any sense is to never come back.

I miss him ever so much.
 
Cowlick said:
I am certainly as smart as I think I am, as well as far smarter than any f you think I am, & far smarter than any of you actually are.
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Cowlick said:
Says someone who probably considers themselves really intelligent, which simultaneously proves them to both not be really intelligent & therefore, also know little about what those type of people say or do.
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Anyone else see something really funny here?
 
I think even if TJ doesn't come back, despite this place being on his "proverbial radar" He'll always remain here with us in our hearts, insulting our intelligence with hamhanded puns, lame jokes and fallacious logic... I miss him already. (:_(
 
DJ Cowlick has been busy dropping the bass in night clubs around the world.

Why else does he sound like a broken record?
 
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