🐮 Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

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Cowlick said:
Actually, there's no need to verify my "weird as hell behavior" is or isn't anything, as calling it that's already saying it is something it's not. Besides, I'm not reacting to any of you the way I do to normal people, as you've made it clear few (if any) of you are normal people.

Secondly, I'm not expecting everything (or even anything) to fall into place "exactly how" I want it to. That's why I'm not attempting to answer questions I've been asked about how it will happen. I don't know how or even when it will happen, nor do I have (or plan to create) a plan for if/when I fail to get rid of it. I am not sure how or when I will get rid of it (as I said, I can't hack at all, so it won't be me doing it anyway I the long run); Only that I will.
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Cowlick said:
Not acknowledging the point anyone made as nobody has made it. It will never be made, as it simply isn't true. My replying may have allowed the thread to continue, but it began & continued for a few posts long before I ever knew the site existed.



That's fine; This place is now on my proverbial radar. When this one is deleted, especially now that you have sworn to make another, I will regularly check for another, each/all of which will also be removed.
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Mr.Cowlick, you have yet to answer any of the questions I have offered you. Since you have a tendency to delete questions on your profile, I will post them here.

1) What are your political leanings?

2) Are you an advocate of Creationism or Evolution?

3) What are your thoughts on global climate change?

4) Do you plan on writing for the porn industry?

5) What is your favorite sport/pastime?

6) Have you saved money on car insurance by switching to Geico?
 
Church actually has The Great Director Chandler power.

There's no need for him to figure out the how, the why, the when, the if. All he has to do is announce it. He's not weird because he says he's not weird. The thread will vanish because he doesn't want it to exist. He's intelligent because he said he's intelligent.

*edit* The word filter made that first sentence meaner than I intended it to be. But eh, I can roll with it.
 
Cowlick said:
Not acknowledging the point anyone made as nobody has made it. It will never be made, as it simply isn't true. My replying may have allowed the thread to continue, but it began & continued for a few posts long before I ever knew the site existed.



That's fine; This place is now on my proverbial radar. When this one is deleted, especially now that you have sworn to make another, I will regularly check for another, each/all of which will also be removed.
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Are you an Underpants Gnome?
 
Taily Puff said:
Just a heads up. Really intelligent people tend to come up with a plan for HOW to get the things they want.
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Says someone who probably considers themselves really intelligent, which simultaneously proves them to both not be really intelligent & therefore, also know little about what those type of people say or do.

Also, those type of people plan how to get things they want; No argument there. However, that doesn't always mean they will be the one(s) to do it... Small, but important difference.
 
Cowlick said:
That's fine; This place is now on my proverbial radar. When this one is deleted, especially now that you have sworn to make another, I will regularly check for another, each/all of which will also be removed.
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Do you think you're bothering us by being here?
 
Cowlick said:
Says someone who probably considers themselves really intelligent, which simultaneously proves them to both not be really intelligent & therefore, also know little about what those type of people say or do.

Also, those type of people plan how to get things they want; No argument there. However, that doesn't always mean they will be the one(s) to do it... Small, but important difference.
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But can you see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
 
Cowlick said:
Says someone who probably considers themselves really intelligent, which simultaneously proves them to both not be really intelligent & therefore, also know little about what those type of people say or do.
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Cowlick said:
I am certainly as smart as I think I am, as well as far smarter than any f you think I am, & far smarter than any of you actually are.
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Cowlick said:
Says someone who probably considers themselves really intelligent, which simultaneously proves them to both not be really intelligent & therefore, also know little about what those type of people say or do.

Also, those type of people plan how to get things they want; No argument there. However, that doesn't always mean they will be the one(s) to do it... Small, but important difference.
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TJ, I want to talk more about your writing. When you sit down to write something, what is your process? Who are your biggest influences? How much time do you spend on editing, pre-planning, and re-writes?
 
Cowlick said:
Says someone who probably considers themselves really intelligent
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Oh I'm as dumb as a box of rocks. Not even fancy rocks either, like garbage rocks. But I still try to back up the things I say with evidence and logic, which is something you should really try some time.
 
Cowlick said:
That's fine; This place is now on my proverbial radar. When this one is deleted, especially now that you have sworn to make another, I will regularly check for another, each/all of which will also be removed.
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So can we all acknowledge we're all gonna be in each other's company for a long time? I mean you have to have realized this is what we do and even if you manage to get rid of this thread (protip: you won't) you have to realize we'll just make another one just like you make another sockpuppet account after you get banned from all those other forums.

So really we all should probably just start being friends since sounds like we're stuck with each other. Do you agree and/or feel the same way?
 
KingofManga420 said:
TJ if you'd like I could go through your works and do some reviews so we could get you some nice feed back and improve your writing.
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I would be willing to do this as well. No, seriously. I have a fanfiction.net account and I have sincerely critiqued worse shit than this.
 
Are you a fan of Star Wars and Star Trek Cowlick?

What science fiction stories are you into?
 
@Cowlick Hey TJ! *waves* Your friendly, neighborhood Kitlen here, I think you remember me.

Okay, so I know some people are giving you crap; and let's pretend for arguments sake that everything is neutral or they or incorrect, you still have several problems in your argument.
Since you are a man of higher philosophy and learning, please respond to these fallacies I have found in your arguments, I shall define them for everyone else to see as well:
1. Ad Hominem: personally attacking your opponent on personal grounds or characteristics instead of the actual argument. You have repeatedly accused people of being imbeciles and stupid, that is THE number one way to get people to turn on you!
2. Burden of proof:You have said multiple times since people cannot prove it, it simply cannot be true. I can say that there are kittens on pluto at this single instant, and since someone can't prove it, I must be right.
3. False Cause: You are assuming people are attacking you/disparaging you because they are all retarded, that is a false correlation and there is no proof for that.
4. Fallacy Fallacy: You have argued that since no one has made an extremely cohesive argument, it cannot possibly be true. I could say the sky is blue, but say it is because it reflects the ocean. The causation is false, but the fact remains true.

See what I mean, TJ? Please, how about you try some counter attacks instead of these logical fallacies?

P.S. Feel free to give me examples that prove otherwise or counter me.
CWCKI: If you feel you need to provide examples, please do so.
 
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