💼 Careercow "Daddy" Derek Savage - Creator of Cool Cat Saves the Kids

[Heckler1]

I want a Daddy Derek vs Neil Breen movie

 

[Billy_Sama]

I want this to be a movie sooooooo fucking bad. I nominate Butch the bully to play Satan.

Erik Estrada is a shoe horn fit for John the Baptist.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Once again he uses the word "groovy". I gave him the benefit of the doubt with Cool Cat, but this shows that both instances are completely unironic.

That's real far-out, man. I dig that, soul brother.

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

 

[Archeopthryx]

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Never told anyone he has talent. Only passion.

 

[Roast Chicken]

Derek's new book is available here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07F5GTXLQ.
The "Read Inside" is incredible.

BIBLE BIRDIE becomes best friends with Jesus and he gets to experience several cool miracles as he learns some valuable lessons along the way. Bible Birdie loves God, and Bible Birdie loves kids.

Lol. This from the guy who was throwing expletives at IHE via email and threatening to sic his lawyer on him. Wrath is a sin, Derek.

 

[XYZpdq]

I wonder how the christian market will feel about the author's history of posing for Playgirl magazine?

He's basically like that Mary Mandolin chick and she was buddies with jesus so it's okay.

 

[RepQuest]

I want a Daddy Derek vs Neil Breen movie

I want a Daddy Derek vs. Tom Green movie.

 

[deeman]

I want a Daddy Derek vs. Tom Green movie.

Daddy got fingered.

 

[Judge Holden]

Derek's new book is available here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07F5GTXLQ.
The "Read Inside" is incredible.

BIBLE BIRDIE becomes best friends with Jesus and he gets to experience several cool miracles as he learns some valuable lessons along the way. Bible Birdie loves God, and Bible Birdie loves kids.

"Bible Birdie loves kids"

Sad as I am that the cool cat vs dylan klebold film aint happening, this should be worth a few laughs at the least

 

[Darwin Watterson]

I like to think of this as a manifestation of Derek’s inner furry struggle. And considering that Cool Cat and Mama Cat share the same costume...

(Cue Derek saying to Cool Cat, “I wish I could quit you”)

 

[Splendid]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=6eHSrUKGEbYButch the Bully did an interview with a podcaster! He had nothing but nice things to say about DD

I don't doubt he seems like a nice guy in real life, he's mostly just delusional.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

Like I mentioned before, I genuinely believe that Derek’s intentions are (mostly) good and that he’s doing what he honestly believes is the right thing. Some of his tactics are a bit underhanded but it’s probably a case of “the ends justify the means” with a bit of fame-seeking thrown in for good measure.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

I don't doubt he seems like a nice guy in real life, he's mostly just delusional.

He gives me "fifty-five year old man who hits on the nineteen year old cashier at the grocery store" vibes, personally.

 

[Archeopthryx]

I wish the next Cool Cat movie involves time traveling to the past and saving Jesus from being crucified but in doing so erasing Christianity as a major religion so Cool Cat travels back in time, stops his younger self, and through some a series of events ends up being one of the centurions flagellating Jesus while his cat tears flow.

 

[AprilRains]

I wish the next Cool Cat movie involves time traveling to the past and saving Jesus from being crucified but in doing so erasing Christianity as a major religion so Cool Cat travels back in time, stops his younger self, and through some a series of events ends up being one of the centurions flagellating Jesus while his cat tears flow.

I wish you had written the ending to Calvin and Hobbes.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

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[Pikimon]

I would have sex with 1980s Derek Savage

 

[Puddleduck]

Bible Birdie has disappeared off Amazon, maybe he saw us making fun

 

[Agent Eggplant]

I would have sex with 1980s Derek Savage

I didn't need to see that.