💼 Careercow "Daddy" Derek Savage - Creator of Cool Cat Saves the Kids

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Sorry for coming in late here, as this may have been addressed, but what is Savage's connection to Hollywood? His IMDB page brings up virtually nothing other than his own vanity projects, and he did some modeling work near thirty years ago? He lives in a fairly nice house in an expensive neighborhood. What does he do?

If I had to guess, he gets on by showing off his Van Halen signed guitar. That’s the only connection I’m aware of.
But I’m all seriousness, it’s actually much easier to survive in Hollywood by your own accord then people realize. You just have to be persistent about putting yourself out there. That’s why 75% of the work show people do goes unnoticed and unannounced
 
Why would he? Mumkey gave him an extremely fair chance and he himself decided to change the project.

Maybe because Mumkey just got him to lose $3000 in a day. Obviously he'll still make more money than if Mumkey hadn't done anything, but he might be pissed that he actually called him out on it and got a lot of his fans to take refunds.
 
Mumkey calls Derek out on his shit and urges his fans to get their money back. He also says he’ll be making his own school shooting PSA film.

There is something about Mumkey that always attracts him to lolcows that screw him over. I am not sure if he is just laughing at them or if it's something else. It's becoming a bit questionable.
 
Sorry for coming in late here, as this may have been addressed, but what is Savage's connection to Hollywood? His IMDB page brings up virtually nothing other than his own vanity projects, and he did some modeling work near thirty years ago? He lives in a fairly nice house in an expensive neighborhood. What does he do?

Sells them cocaine
 
There is something about Mumkey that always attracts him to lolcows that screw him over. I am not sure if he is just laughing at them or if it's something else. It's becoming a bit questionable.
I think it’s Mumkey trying to kickstart things and get the cows producing content.

He was smart enough to ensure beforehand that everyone who donated to Derek would get a full refund if necessary.

I feel like if it was him putting too much faith in them or whatever, he’d have just been like “yeah go ahead and donate to this thing!” without any talk of refunds. He pretty clearly saw a risk factor here and took precautions to avoid screwing over his fans. A lesser man would’ve neglected to think ahead and just shrugged his shoulders and said “oopsie daisy!” when the thing fell through and the fans all got screwed over.

Why Mumkey went along with this despite the VERY questionable amount of money that was being requested is a good question, though I’m guessing that he figured that it didn’t really matter all that much in the long run as long as we got more content to laugh at out of it.

Judging by his language in the most recent video on the subject, it seems to me like Mumkey had an issue with that amount of money being asked for the whole time, but didn’t say anything until it was apparent that he wasn’t gonna get what he wanted from Derek.

To be fair to Derek, though, Mumkey makes it seem like Derek had said that the only reason he needed the 25k was to feed everyone. That’s NOT what Derek said, he just used that as an example (his language was something like “catering alone costs a lot of money”).

I think overall Mumkey comes out of this unscathed, because he didn’t really do anything to fuck his fans over or anything, but he did still change his tune when things stopped going how he wanted them to.
 
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It seems Derek has seen the writing on the walls and the potential comedy goldmine that is "Cool Cat Stops a School Shooting" is no more, as with less than a week left he's not even halfway to his goal of $25K. Instead, Derek is backpedalling and has moved the goal posts to just $12,500 and wants to pursue the stranger danger & cooking video (and has completely rewritten the IndieGoGo page to reflect this). He seems to acknowledge that cooking tips and stranger danger don't go together and has changed the title of the film, but he's still planning on working culinary content into the project. He also says that he's trying to figure out how to have the stranger danger film set the stage for the school shooting one, which he still eventually wants to do.

I will say that the Stranger Danger movie still sounds fucking hysterical, although to be fair nothing would be able to top Cool Cat Stops Columbine.

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I know this won't happen, but how amazing would it be if Cool Cat was kidnapped and sold on the black market and Daddy Derek had to go all Liam Neeson in Taken and track him down?
 
I know this won't happen, but how amazing would it be if Cool Cat was kidnapped and sold on the black market and Daddy Derek had to go all Liam Neeson in Taken and track him down?
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. I can't even fund a $25K movie, for chrissakes. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my OC go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will film you.
 
I will say that the Stranger Danger movie still sounds fucking hysterical, although to be fair nothing would be able to top Cool Cat Stops Columbine.

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I know this won't happen, but how amazing would it be if Cool Cat was kidnapped and sold on the black market and Daddy Derek had to go all Liam Neeson in Taken and track him down?
In the one video, he mentioned that he was gonna have the strangers kidnap Butch the Bully, but he was going to be so unpleasant to them that they’d release him. And then Butch would be upset about not being molested.
 
Cool Cat will always be the one true Amurrican hero that this world deserves/needs
An inspiration for our young mindless masses
god speed daddy derek

Side note
do you think he's ever gotten it on with the female cool cat costume (which is just the cool cat costume with makeup and a dress I believe)
 
Derek's new book is available here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07F5GTXLQ.
The "Read Inside" is incredible.


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BIBLE BIRDIE becomes best friends with Jesus and he gets to experience several cool miracles as he learns some valuable lessons along the way. Bible Birdie loves God, and Bible Birdie loves kids.

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Derek's new book is available here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07F5GTXLQ.
The "Read Inside" is incredible.


51yJpYFWxZL.jpg

BIBLE BIRDIE becomes best friends with Jesus and he gets to experience several cool miracles as he learns some valuable lessons along the way. Bible Birdie loves God, and Bible Birdie loves kids.

I wonder how the christian market will feel about the author's history of posing for Playgirl magazine?
 
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