🐮 Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

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Cowlick said:
Says someone who probably considers themselves really intelligent, which simultaneously proves them to both not be really intelligent & therefore, also know little about what those type of people say or do.

Also, those type of people plan how to get things they want; No argument there. However, that doesn't always mean they will be the one(s) to do it... Small, but important difference.
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So, what is your favorite anime?
 
TJ, why are you trying to silence us? I think I have a quote that sums it up quite nicely.
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TJ, have you ever played Mario Teaches Typing, or Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing? Do you have Steam? I could gift you Typing of the Dead: Overkill! :)
 
Cowlick said:
Not acknowledging the point anyone made as nobody has made it. It will never be made, as it simply isn't true. My replying may have allowed the thread to continue, but it began & continued for a few posts long before I ever knew the site existed.
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Just because you disagree with what I said does not mean I didn't make a point. So let's continue, my friend. Please go to page 1 of this thread. Look at the first 4 posts. At the very lower left of them is a date. They are all July 12. That's it. Then you come on Sept 18 and post. The thread had not continued until you replied. It had faded so far to the bottom of the list that nobody would ever see it again. Yes it exists, but if anything it was testimony to you NOT being a lolcow. When we see a lolcow we latch onto its glorious teats and milk them for all they are worth. With regard to you nobody cared! You could have spent your whole life without ever being mentioned on the CWCKI forums again.

BUT NO, you had to come here and make yourself a lolcow. It's like your ego is so great that you couldn't stand us paying more attention to CWC than you. You did this to yourself. And you continue to do it.

That's fine; This place is now on my proverbial radar. When this one is deleted, especially now that you have sworn to make another, I will regularly check for another, each/all of which will also be removed.
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Your mother cannot help you here, @Cowlick.
 
@Cowlick
Please respond, I have also discovered more logical fallacies as well if you wish to see them. I hope you can return in kind!
 
Taily Puff said:
Amen. When you willingly descend into the madness of the CWC troll mines, you're accepting that things are just out of your control while you're here. You're playing the kiwi game, and this game only has one end screen.

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Dude, you will just increase his ego further.
 
buster_kitten said:
@KingofManga420 @CuriousBystander, maybe folks here could get an interactive story going, give feedback on each other's writing and help TJ feel a little more at home? I'm not sure how things worked over at Literotica in the sadly defunct Chyoo Forums, but perhaps @RequiredName or @Taily Puff could help us get up to speed. Could be fun for everyone!
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Better than listening to TJ ramble over and over about how he's going to telekenetically shut down the forum.
 
@Cowlick
http://the-golden-knight.deviantart.com
This guy will gladly help you in removing your thread as well as his own entire subforum, but first he'll need a golden suit of power armor and a mini gun.
If you're so god damn smart, I'm sure you could build it for him.
Then again if you really were a super smart, but ugly Tony Stark, you'd have better things to do than whine about this thread.

What degrees do you have? What jobs could you do? I'm well aware that you've never had one in your life.
 
Sadly, I don't think TJ will ever have enough self awareness to realize that he brings this shit upon himself, and that he could make friends with us if he would just be civil. In fact, we'd probably be the first friends he's ever had. I suppose that's a little too much for his SUPER AMAZING intelligence to handle, though. He can't be fraternizing with us uneducated Kiwi-goers!
 
10$ says a big part of his daily routine is reading Atlas Shrugged in front of a mirror while jerking off and repeating " Oh baby you are so smart, oh yea work it aaaaaauuuuuuuuuuggghhhhhhhhhhh!"
 
Substrain-Seven said:
Sadly, I don't think TJ will ever have enough self awareness to realize that he brings this shit upon himself, and that he could make friends with us if he would just be civil. In fact, we'd probably be the first friends he's ever had. I suppose that's a little too much for his SUPER AMAZING intelligence to handle, though. He can't be fraternizing with us uneducated Kiwi-goers!
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He'd have to be really damn polite to get around that massive ego.
 
Awww TJ I wanted to finish my debate with you. :(
Well, I guess it didn't start. But this can be remedied!
Are we doing Lincoln-Douglass? Parliamentary debate? You can pick the format. :3
 
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