🐮 Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

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I still think we should give him his own subforum, I'm sure we're all rife with opinions that really do deserve their own threads.
 
"Oh, God, Billy....." Lisa stammered as she tried to stand up in the shower. Her legs seemed weak as they tried to straighten-out. Lisa's mind kept replaying what had just happened as the busty brunette couldn't believe that she had just sucked off her stepson. She was just glad that this was over...

At least she thought it was. But looking at Billy's face, & the look she saw on it as he looked back at her, told her he had more in mind.

"Ohhh, no," she said. "Billy, that had to be what you wanted! You got me to suck your cock! I sucked it until you came! Quite a bit! All of which I obviously swallowed! That had to have been all you've got!"

"Oh, yes; That was very nice," he replied. "I don't have any more right now. But this is about the two of us. What we have is several more days before Dad comes home. And in those days we have, you're going to give it to me every way I want. Whatever I want, you'll give me, however & whenever I want."

"No way!", she shouted in protest.

"You're very mistaken," he said. "It's not a matter of 'no way'. It's a matter of there's no way I won't get. There is nothing you'll refuse."

"And what will you do if I... When I refuse?", she asked him.

"Well, that's the beauty of this. See? If you refuse anything in the future, we've already done enough that I could tell him about, & he'd kick that hot ass of yours out the door."

"But you were just as much a part of this as me! I could just tell him that, & I'd be in the clear!"

"That would be true... Except that he knows me as someone who just lays around. He doesn't expect me to do anything. So you see? The fact that he knows me to do nothing is how I'll get you to do anything."

TJ, sir? I have a question.

What if Lisa uses a rape kit? Then she could show her husband the evidence that Billy raped her. Even if Billy used a condom, there would still be physical evidence in the form of bruises. She could take pictures and dig the used condom out of the trash later.

What if she just hides cameras around the house? Then she could catch Billy raping her on film. She could set them up while he's sleeping and download the videos to a zip drive. Then she could make like a billion copies, so even if Billy found the cameras and the zip drive the evidence would still be there. Or she could upload it to the internet. What, was this erotica written by an 8 year old?

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TJ, sir? I have a question.

What if Lisa uses a rape kit? Then she could show her husband the evidence that Billy raped her. Even if Billy used a condom, there would still be physical evidence in the form of bruises. She could take pictures and just dig the used condom out of the trash for evidence.

What if she just hides cameras around the house? Then she could catch Billy raping her on film. She could set them up while he's sleeping and download the videos to a zip drive. Then she could just make a billion copies, so even if Billy found the cameras and the zip drive the evidence would still be there. Or she could upload it to the internet. What, was this erotica written by an 8 year old?

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Dude stop I was already holding off on watching porn. Now I am in need of a towel...
 
What, was this erotica written by an 8 year old?

What really kills me are these two lines.
- "You're very mistaken," he said. "It's not a matter of 'no way'. It's a matter of there's no way I won't get. There is nothing you'll refuse."
- "That would be true... Except that he knows me as someone who just lays around. He doesn't expect me to do anything. So you see? The fact that he knows me to do nothing is how I'll get you to do anything."

The first line is exactly how he talks to the forums. He talks to us the same way he writes a rapist talking to his victim.

Second is a clear cut example of his mentality. He has no real end game, and he doesn't really think he needs one. His intellect is so vast that he's already calculated everything falling into place exactly how he wants it to with no action on his part other than announcing his victory. He expects to do nothing, and get everything.

It's weird to verify that someone's weird as hell behavior isn't some random button being pressed. It's actually how he thinks all the time.
 
What really kills me are these two lines.
- "You're very mistaken," he said. "It's not a matter of 'no way'. It's a matter of there's no way I won't get. There is nothing you'll refuse."
- "That would be true... Except that he knows me as someone who just lays around. He doesn't expect me to do anything. So you see? The fact that he knows me to do nothing is how I'll get you to do anything."

The first line is exactly how he talks to the forums. He talks to us the same way he writes a rapist talking to his victim.

Second is a clear cut example of his mentality. He has no real end game, and he doesn't really think he needs one. His intellect is so vast that he's already calculated everything falling into place exactly how he wants it to with no action on his part other than announcing his victory. He expects to do nothing, and get everything.

It's weird to verify that someone's weird as hell behavior isn't some random button being pressed. It's actually how he thinks all the time.
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@Cowlick , you are failing to acknowledge the point that I and others have made about you. Namely that you allowed this to happen by responding to a thread that nobody cares about.

@Cowlick, if you were so smart employers would not find you online by looking up your name because you would have used something a bit more clever than @Cowlick for a name to post with your smut.

@Cowlick, I swear to you and all right now that I will personally make a new thread if this one is ever deleted. It will be about how some guy named @Cowlick joined a forum to ask people to stop talking about him and made everybody talk about him. Lulz ensued. There may be one or two pictures of Wilford Brimley in the mix as well just to keep things fresh.
 
Ignoring something is not the same as it disappearing. If this thread does not disappear due to the actions of Staff or another member, it will go away for another reason.

I am certainly as smart as I think I am, as well as far smarter than any f you think I am, & far smarter than any of you actually are.

What I'd do if there was no way to make it disappear... Ever?! That's like asking what someone would do if I'd never been born; Now that we know I was (& the thread will disappear), no reason to think about the alternative.

If the thread is inevitably going to disappear in a manner that'd please you, regardless of what we do, then why even waste the time and effort of posting here? Doesn't that even create even less of an incentive for anybody here to actively delete it.

I mean if it's going to happen anyway, no need to overexert ourselves.
 
Second is a clear cut example of his mentality. He has no real end game, and he doesn't really think he needs one. His intellect is so vast that he's already calculated everything falling into place exactly how he wants it to with no action on his part other than announcing his victory. He expects to do nothing, and get everything.

It's weird to verify that someone's weird as hell behavior isn't some random button being pressed. It's actually how he thinks all the time.

Actually, there's no need to verify my "weird as hell behavior" is or isn't anything, as calling it that's already saying it is something it's not. Besides, I'm not reacting to any of you the way I do to normal people, as you've made it clear few (if any) of you are normal people.

Secondly, I'm not expecting everything (or even anything) to fall into place "exactly how" I want it to. That's why I'm not attempting to answer questions I've been asked about how it will happen. I don't know how or even when it will happen, nor do I have (or plan to create) a plan for if/when I fail to get rid of it. I am not sure how or when I will get rid of it (as I said, I can't hack at all, so it won't be me doing it anyway I the long run); Only that I will.
 
TJ, what do you think is the absolute best thing that you've ever written, and what do you think is the worst?
Is there anything you'd go back and do differently if you were given the chance to do it again?
What's your opinion on writing workshops and other ways to "improve" writing?
and Have you ever considered self publishing your autobiography? There are a lot of people here who are willing to buy it legal-&-honest with their own money!
 
Actually, there's no need to verify my "weird as hell behavior" is or isn't anything, as calling it that's already saying it is something it's not. Besides, I'm not reacting to any of you the way I do to normal people, as you've made it clear few (if any) of you are normal people.

Secondly, I'm not expecting everything (or even anything) to fall into place "exactly how" I want it to. That's why I'm not attempting to answer questions I've been asked about how it will happen. I don't know how or even when it will happen, nor do I have (or plan to create) a plan for if/when I fail to get rid of it. I am not sure how or when I will get rid of it (as I said, I can't hack at all, so it won't be me doing it anyway I the long run); Only that I will.
You say there's no point in answering questions or reacting....but you're still here posting. So...mission accomplished?
 
you are failing to acknowledge the point that I and others have made about you. Namely that you allowed this to happen by responding to a thread that nobody cares about.

Not acknowledging the point anyone made as nobody has made it. It will never be made, as it simply isn't true. My replying may have allowed the thread to continue, but it began & continued for a few posts long before I ever knew the site existed.

I swear to you and all right now that I will personally make a new thread if this one is ever deleted. It will be about how some guy named @Cowlick joined a forum to ask people to stop talking about him and made everybody talk about him. Lulz ensued.

That's fine; This place is now on my proverbial radar. When this one is deleted, especially now that you have sworn to make another, I will regularly check for another, each/all of which will also be removed.
 
Cowlick quoted me.

I NEED AN ADULT!!!

I am not sure how or when I will get rid of it (as I said, I can't hack at all, so it won't be me doing it anyway I the long run); Only that I will.

Just a heads up. Really intelligent people tend to come up with a plan for HOW to get the things they want.
 
Actually, there's no need to verify my "weird as hell behavior" is or isn't anything, as calling it that's already saying it is something it's not. Besides, I'm not reacting to any of you the way I do to normal people, as you've made it clear few (if any) of you are normal people.

Secondly, I'm not expecting everything (or even anything) to fall into place "exactly how" I want it to. That's why I'm not attempting to answer questions I've been asked about how it will happen. I don't know how or even when it will happen, nor do I have (or plan to create) a plan for if/when I fail to get rid of it. I am not sure how or when I will get rid of it (as I said, I can't hack at all, so it won't be me doing it anyway I the long run); Only that I will.
So it will because you say so? I really respect your unwavering optimism. It's my third most favorite thing about you TJ. I have more than 3 but I forgot how to count past them.
 
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