🐮 Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

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There are plenty of morgues in the world, where people stay dead, but their bodies continue to exist. Sad but true, that will not be the case for this thread.
For the 40th time in this thread, How do you plan on removing this thread?
None of this "I don't know but I'll find a way" bullshit.
Also that comma after "morgue" should be a semicolon. For a writer claiming you're smarter than everyone else here, which includes me, your errors are fairly easy to spot.
 
I realize that's been claimed by members previously, & then (as now) proven to be complete BS.
We tried to help you, but you made an ass of yourself and kept posting. When you act like an idiot, people will notice and you have made yourself a source of entertainment.
 
Nothing to do with the post you quoted; Neither of those things are things that will never happen (as my post you quoted referred to), nor were they caused by the causes you claim they have/had.
They already happened. And I only claimed one cause.
 
TJ. I have a serious question. What are you planning to do if the thread is never removed? How will you live life if that was the case? Think about it and what really matters to you.
 
There are plenty of morgues in the world, where people stay dead, but their bodies continue to exist. Sad but true, that will not be the case for this thread.
Until their bodies get moved into graves where they decompose or are cremated.
 
If you had an IQ higher than your shoe size, you'd know there can't possibly be a reason "why"... something that will never happen will.

You can't have a debate without the ability to compose a coherent statement, TJ. In other words:

What?
 
Also, I use many of the same methods & sites to find info on extended family you seen to have used to get info on my family. All well & good, as long as you all admit I have yet to (& never will) give you any reason to use any of it.

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Yknow, if you just gave people a different version of your name other than TJChurch, then this whole potential employers thing ceases to be an issue. Aaaaand it probably would've prevented the little shit storm you've made here.
 
Cowlick said:
Also, I use many of the same methods & sites to find info on extended family you seen to have used to get info on my family. All well & good, as long as you all admit I have yet to (& never will) give you any reason to use any of it.
Aw, he's so terribly isolated that he has to creep on his own family. No wonder he likes it here so much.
 
"Oh, God, Billy....." Lisa stammered as she tried to stand up in the shower. Her legs seemed weak as they tried to straighten-out. Lisa's mind kept replaying what had just happened as the busty brunette couldn't believe that she had just sucked off her stepson. She was just glad that this was over...

At least she thought it was. But looking at Billy's face, & the look she saw on it as he looked back at her, told her he had more in mind.

"Ohhh, no," she said. "Billy, that had to be what you wanted! You got me to suck your cock! I sucked it until you came! Quite a bit! All of which I obviously swallowed! That had to have been all you've got!"

"Oh, yes; That was very nice," he replied. "I don't have any more right now. But this is about the two of us. What we have is several more days before Dad comes home. And in those days we have, you're going to give it to me every way I want. Whatever I want, you'll give me, however & whenever I want."

"No way!", she shouted in protest.

"You're very mistaken," he said. "It's not a matter of 'no way'. It's a matter of there's no way I won't get. There is nothing you'll refuse."

"And what will you do if I... When I refuse?", she asked him.

"Well, that's the beauty of this. See? If you refuse anything in the future, we've already done enough that I could tell him about, & he'd kick that hot ass of yours out the door."

"But you were just as much a part of this as me! I could just tell him that, & I'd be in the clear!"

"That would be true... Except that he knows me as someone who just lays around. He doesn't expect me to do anything. So you see? The fact that he knows me to do nothing is how I'll get you to do anything."
 
I'm sending a pattern with the content of TJChurch's posts here....perhaps he's stuck in a loop?
 
TJ. I have a serious question. What are you planning to do if the thread is never removed? How will you live life if that was the case? Think about it and what really matters to you.
Unlike TJ, I will not ignore the manga monarch. Just putting that out there to score some cheap feels.
Anyhooz, to answer your question, TJ's worried this thread will stop potential employers from hiring him. This actually isn't that crazy.

So @Cowlick , please take my advice, because I still have a ribbon of sympathy for you. Admit you were wrong, apologize to us for being insulting, and try to work this out with Null, Saney, (maybe) Glaive, and RequiredName privately.
 
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