🐮 Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

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Pikonic said:
I need to sleep guys, when I get home from work tomorrow I expect this thread to be at least on page 32.
I humbly suggest we give this guy one more week of calling us dumb and threatening us before Bann happens again.
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In my experience, forum posts may be the limit of the content we'll see out of him. He doesn't video blog like more famous, longer-established lolcows.

The other reason not to ban him, is this usually tempts his alts, and although they're always obvious, even when people have told him they're obvious, they could be a hassle to organize. Literotica's Chyoo forum had him pretty much contained when they left him with one mouthpiece.
 
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@Cowlick You're tilting at windmills buddy. This forum isn't going away. This thread isn't going away. Better men than you have tried and failed. Hell, Moleman comes from a very wealthy family with a celebrity brother. He could throw tons of cash at bringing us down, though that would fail too.

Here's a nickel's worth of free advice: If you don't want people laughing at you don't put shit worth laughing at on the internet, especially public places like YouTube, DeviantArt, Tumblr, and Reddit. Under Fair Use laws if you put it out there publicly then anyone can do with it as they wish, including ridiculing you about it. You dug this hole yourself by coming here and chimping out. You started it by putting out content worth ridiculing. Your lack of self-awareness is your enemy here, not us. Had you acted civilly and asked us politely to not talk about you none of this would have happened. But your lack of decorum and manners has turned this two-post thread into a 29-page shit storm. This is all YOUR doing.
 
i'm very surprised noone's posted his...literotica? or whatever

someone this crazy probably gets off to weird shit. at least it's guaranteed to see a/lot/of/these/things/everywhere
 
93532 said:
i'm very surprised noone's posted his...literotica? or whatever

someone this crazy probably gets off to weird shit. at least it's guaranteed to see a/lot/of/these/things/everywhere
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I'm not brave enough to wade through a site of amatuer internet erotica just to locate his amatuer internet erotica. :cryblood:
 
93532 said:
i'm very surprised noone's posted his...literotica? or whatever

someone this crazy probably gets off to weird shit. at least it's guaranteed to see a/lot/of/these/things/everywhere
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you cant search LE's forum unless you register, and it appears they arent accepting new members.
his username is rippitydoo, though. it would just take some time sorting through all that...literature.
edit: http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=60707875#post60707875 here's a sample of him talking about the nfl.
 
93532 said:
i'm very surprised noone's posted his...literotica? or whatever

someone this crazy probably gets off to weird shit. at least it's guaranteed to see a/lot/of/these/things/everywhere
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I've been trying to find it actually, been searching the sites but I can't tell what's real and what's not.

But, I HAVE found many accounts that said "TJChurch sucks" or gems like "TJChurch sucks cocks." Apparently not well liked at literotica.
 
Are you saying TJ isn't being as charming on other forums as he is on ours? Doesn't sound like the TJ I know and love.
 
Kitlen said:
But, I HAVE found many accounts that said "TJChurch sucks" or gems like "TJChurch sucks cocks." Apparently not well liked at literotica.
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it takes a really exceptional guy to get told to piss off this much by so many different, unaffiliated groups and then think "they are the ones with the the problem!"
 
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Cowlick said:
2] If the means present themselves, I'll have the whole Forums shut down. Much the way people have claimed about my actions, your continuing admittance to discussing people without their knowledge, etc. is helping my case to rid of more of these "Forums".
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So, not only do you not have the means of doing away with this thread, but you don't have Idea One about how you're going to do it. Hm.

Your impotent flailing is so hilariously entertaining. Do you have a patreon account? Someone may consider donating just to keep the laughs coming.
 
Mr Church, please consider this. You are attracting attention to yourself on the internet.
We freely admit that we talk about people without their knowledge. But that's all we do - talk.
There are other people on the internet, people who go further than taking. People who will call your phone and shout at you, or send unwanted pizzas to your apartment, or put up posters about you in your neighbourhood.
We do not welcome these people here, but they visit.
You have given your real named on the internet, and your state of residence. This is so dangerous.
I found your full name, your address and your phone number on White Pages. I found your father's name, his address, his phone number.
I found your sister's name, her address, her phone number.

I live in a different country to you, and I have no desire to contact you through these means. But I found these details which means anyone can.

Stop attracting people's attention on the internet. If not for your sake, for your family's.
 
Absinthe said:
Mr Church, please consider this. You are attracting attention to yourself on the internet.
We freely admit that we talk about people without their knowledge. But that's all we do - talk.
There are other people on the internet, people who go further than taking. People who will call your phone and shout at you, or send unwanted pizzas to your apartment, or put up posters about you in your neighbourhood.
We do not welcome these people here, but they visit.
You have given your real named on the internet, and your state of residence. This is so dangerous.
I found your full name, your address and your phone number on White Pages. I found your father's name, his address, his phone number.
I found your sister's name, her address, her phone number.

I live in a different country to you, and I have no desire to contact you through these means. But I found these details which means anyone can.

Stop attracting people's attention on the internet. If not for your sake, for your family's.
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It's sad, but TJ doesn't strike me as the kind of guy to take the word of a "BIG BAD TROLL", even though he's capable of looking up what you say, himself. As such, he's proven time and time again that he doesn't know how to consider the consequences of his actions.
 
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Cowlick said:
Unlike so many brain cells you all once had, I never died; Simply stayed away to prove to King this thread would continue without me being involved at all.

Not only that, it went on to you all searching Google to see where this showed-up, finding & reading my work on a dozen other Forums, reading my blog, & commenting on the medical & personal problems of myself & several other family members (all of whom are likewise total strangers).

Guess I was proved correct. With that finished, time for this thread to disappear!
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Look. I can't be the only one in this forum who thought you were not particularly worth getting annoyed about. I thought the things people Googled were not particularly Earth-shattering and we're just kind of sad. The thread was obviously devolving into a mess of jokes and increasingly creepy shops. I would have given it a few weeks and we would have all forgotten about you again. So if you value your sanity, I suggest you don't keep bringing this thread up, get a chill pill, get a clue, and after people stop caring, ask the mods to do what they do, like any rational person would (as has been suggested before).
And I've seen plenty of people get personally involved in threads about them in these forums. I don't usually tell them this stuff. Why, you may ask? Because those people are making a fool of themselves and I believe there's a (narrow!) chance they might get a clue, figure things out on their own, and laugh about all this shit afterwards. I get the feeling you're not quite there. I get the feeling you might need someone to point this out. But at the same time I'm not always optimistic that anyone would actually take this advice. I'm just trying to point out that a) you're not particularly amusing and b) if your goal is to be respected, you're heading right towards the brick wall.
I'll shut up now and grab popcorn and beer.
 
WWWWolf said:
Look. I can't be the only one in this forum who thought you were not particularly worth getting annoyed about. I thought the things people Googled were not particularly Earth-shattering and we're just kind of sad. The thread was obviously devolving into a mess of jokes and increasingly creepy shops. I would have given it a few weeks and we would have all forgotten about you again. So if you value your sanity, I suggest you don't keep bringing this thread up, get a chill pill, get a clue, and after people stop caring, ask the mods to do what they do, like any rational person would (as has been suggested before).
And I've seen plenty of people get personally involved in threads about them in these forums. I don't usually tell them this stuff. Why, you may ask? Because those people are making a fool of themselves and I believe there's a (narrow!) chance they might get a clue, figure things out on their own, and laugh about all this shit afterwards. I get the feeling you're not quite there. I get the feeling you might need someone to point this out. But at the same time I'm not always optimistic that anyone would actually take this advice. I'm just trying to point out that a) you're not particularly amusing and b) if your goal is to be respected, you're heading right towards the brick wall.
I'll shut up now and grab popcorn and beer.
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I've been saying this for 30 pages :story:
But my buddy still won't listen to me(:_(
 
93532 said:
i'm very surprised noone's posted his...literotica? or whatever

someone this crazy probably gets off to weird shit. at least it's guaranteed to see a/lot/of/these/things/everywhere
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Literotica has purged all his old accounts, including any stories he might have posted. He has one active account that he uses to post to the collaborative fic threads. None of his contributions are batshit enough to be of much interest.

Correction: He seems to have one account he uses for stories and another he uses to post to the forums.

His "About Me" section contains some gems, though:

When I'm not writing erotica I like to...watch a screen: Computer, TV, DVD, etc.
When I'm not reading erotica I like to read...the latest fictions, or anything I wrote myself previously that hasn't gotten to the publisher yet
My favorite word for "penis" is...[left blank]
My favorite word for "vagina" is...whatever she tells me to call it
I write erotica because...:!::!::!:it uses the creativity that might otherwise be focused on something illegal:!::!::!:

In conclusion, I am...the writer all good editors approve & all others abhor
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Kitlen said:
I've been trying to find it actually, been searching the sites but I can't tell what's real and what's not.
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Well he's such an authority on himself that when he says he himself didn't do something, we have to all take his word at face value (see also: counting).
I don't know what the issue is. He's clearly such an erudite auteur and cunning linguist to boot that his style is most distinctive. Good thing another forum's moderators did all the work for us already.
 
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