🐮 Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

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Whoa, wait, we're still here? Whoo, man, what a relief! This guy was a serious player. The threat level was up to teal!
 
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You're too stupid to count his footsteps to your office. Even his niece is a better security guard than you.
 
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Unlike so many brain cells you all once had, I never died; Simply stayed away to prove to King this thread would continue without me being involved at all.

Not only that, it went on to you all searching Google to see where this showed-up, finding & reading my work on a dozen other Forums, reading my blog, & commenting on the medical & personal problems of myself & several other family members (all of whom are likewise total strangers).

Guess I was proved correct. With that finished, time for this thread to disappear!
 
Cowlick said:
Unlike so many brain cells you all once had, I never died; Simply stayed away to prove to King this thread would continue without me being involved at all.

Not only that, it went on to you all searching Google to see where this showed-up, finding & reading my work on a dozen other Forums, reading my blog, & commenting on the medical & personal problems of myself & several other family members (all of whom are likewise total strangers).

Guess I was proved correct. With that finished, time for this thread to disappear!
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Your family members are total strangers? How sad.
 
Cowlick said:
Unlike so many brain cells you all once had, I never died; Simply stayed away to prove to King this thread would continue without me being involved at all.

Not only that, it went on to you all searching Google to see where this showed-up, finding & reading my work on a dozen other Forums, reading my blog, & commenting on the medical & personal problems of myself & several other family members (all of whom are likewise total strangers).

Guess I was proved correct. With that finished, time for this thread to disappear!
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BUDDY WELCOME BACK I MISSED YOU MAN How are today?
 
Cowlick said:
Unlike so many brain cells you all once had, I never died; Simply stayed away to prove to King this thread would continue without me being involved at all.

Not only that, it went on to you all searching Google to see where this showed-up, finding & reading my work on a dozen other Forums, reading my blog, & commenting on the medical & personal problems of myself & several other family members (all of whom are likewise total strangers).

Guess I was proved correct. With that finished, time for this thread to disappear!
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Are you gonna do a magic trick, Mr TJ?
 
Cowlick said:
Unlike so many brain cells you all once had, I never died; Simply stayed away to prove to King this thread would continue without me being involved at all.

Not only that, it went on to you all searching Google to see where this showed-up, finding & reading my work on a dozen other Forums, reading my blog, & commenting on the medical & personal problems of myself & several other family members (all of whom are likewise total strangers).

Guess I was proved correct. With that finished, time for this thread to disappear!
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It was in the process of dying, that usually takes a few days but it was slowly teetering off. Congrats on bringing it back to life.
 
Cowlick said:
Unlike so many brain cells you all once had, I never died; Simply stayed away to prove to King this thread would continue without me being involved at all.

Not only that, it went on to you all searching Google to see where this showed-up, finding & reading my work on a dozen other Forums, reading my blog, & commenting on the medical & personal problems of myself & several other family members (all of whom are likewise total strangers).

Guess I was proved correct. With that finished, time for this thread to disappear!
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Your presence only allows this thread to continue existing.

You are quite the intelligent man Cowlick.
 
Cowlick said:
Unlike so many brain cells you all once had, I never died; Simply stayed away to prove to King this thread would continue without me being involved at all.

Not only that, it went on to you all searching Google to see where this showed-up, finding & reading my work on a dozen other Forums, reading my blog, & commenting on the medical & personal problems of myself & several other family members (all of whom are likewise total strangers).

Guess I was proved correct. With that finished, time for this thread to disappear!
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I will hold the line. You will not tear down this thread. I am resolute, absolute, never ending. This battle of wits cannot end in your favor. I challenge you to challenge me to challenge this thread. I have already won, though.
 
TJ responded to a comment I made on his profile and then deleted it. Smart, good thing I saw it before that.

ASoulMan said:
Your presence only allows this thread to continue existing.

You are quite the intelligent man Cowlick.
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That's what I keep trying to tell him in a very friendly and polite way. But no.
 
Cowlick said:
Guess I was proved correct. With that finished, time for this thread to disappear!
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This thread will never disappear because your mind games will never cease to fascinate your readers. It is eternal, it is the Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last.
 
Cowlick said:
Unlike so many brain cells you all once had, I never died; Simply stayed away to prove to King this thread would continue without me being involved at all.

Not only that, it went on to you all searching Google to see where this showed-up, finding & reading my work on a dozen other Forums, reading my blog, & commenting on the medical & personal problems of myself & several other family members (all of whom are likewise total strangers).

Guess I was proved correct. With that finished, time for this thread to disappear!
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that avatar is like one of those portraits where the eyes always stay looking at you no matter where you are in the room.
 
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