🐮 Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

[Coster]

I'm pretty sure this was the subject of a nightmare I had once.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Man, I wonder if that thread I started ever got notic--

Holy crap.

Welcome back, buddy! How does it feel?

 

[Sonic Speed Monkey]

So now I'm convinced that TJ is just a big ol' tsundere for us.

"K-Kiwi forums, s-stop being s-such a baka! I-It's not like I e-enjoy coming back here o-or anything, i-idiots!"

Someone please take my tablet away from me.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

So now I'm convinced that TJ is just a big ol' tsundere for us.

"K-Kiwi forums, s-stop being s-such a baka! I-It's not like I e-enjoy coming back here o-or anything, i-idiots!"

Someone please take my tablet away from me.

This reminds me of something...

 

[DrChristianTroy]

TJ responded to a comment I made on his profile and then deleted it. Smart, good thing I saw it before that.


That's what I keep trying to tell him in a very friendly and polite way. But no.

Maybe he doesn't want friends. I'm starting to suspect he's going for the "Woe is me, wounded artist" thing. Tis a shame because he comes off as a lonely fellow.

 

[cityofcaterpillar]

I'll stop being angry the second total strangers stop making negative comments about me, reading & hijacking my blog, etc.

from his blog:

You’ll find no bigger defender of one’s right to their opinion than me. The only requirements I have are you have to admit that’s all it is, & return the favor by giving me the same rights/freedoms.

and for good measure:

Then there’s those 2 Presidents in February, neither of whom get their own individual day, & the day they share is within 2 weeks of a day set aside for groundhogs!!! If you ask me, that’s just not ferret!!

 

[RetardBus]

 

[RequiredName]

Welcome back, buddy! How does it feel?

I am at a loss for words. I had been planning to suggest to him that he visit this thread, but he managed to find it all on his own.

For those who asked above, his fetishes involve wrestling, mediocre celebrities, and having others write the erotic bits for him. The old, clunky CHYOO website should have plenty of examples of his writing, though it's very obtuse to navigate. The Usernames to Beware thread on Literotica's Chyoo sub-forum lists which of his alternate screen names have remaining story threads attached to them. Look for the phrase "threads with others' children". They're still readable on the old site for now.

I'd rather not address TJChurch, but I would like to suggest that, where people would simply just ignore him on or ban him from other forums, here, perhaps, he will find an audience he has longed for.

Thank you.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I will hold the line. You will not tear down this thread. I am resolute, absolute, never ending. This battle of wits cannot end in your favor. I challenge you to challenge me to challenge this thread. I have already won, though.

I wanted to shoop Null's face here but my photoshop skills are non-existant.

 

[Saney]

I am at a loss for words. I had been planning to suggest to him that he visit this thread, but he managed to find it all on his own.

That's against the rules. You don't provoke the lolcows into coming here.

 

[RequiredName]

That's against the rules. You don't provoke the lolcows into coming here.

Oh, I see. Sorry.

 

[Hawker Hurricane]

http://blogenfarcement.wordpress.com/2014/09/03/try-to-remember/#comments
if Cowlicker won't even listen to his own family, what chance does he have of listening to us?

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

"proven"

 

[RetardBus]

Spread the word or else you'll all die like the brain cells you all once had.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Spread the word or else you'll all die like your brain cells

Five Nights at TJ's.

 

[The Dude]

All Timmay needs is a hair lip and he could be Francis Dolarhyde/ the Tooth Fairy in Red Dragon.

RequiredName in human form. Do you see?
*changes slide*
RequiredName changing. Do you see?
*changes slide*
RequiredName reborn. Do you see?

 

[RecordStoreToughGuy]

Unlike so many brain cells you all once had, I never died; Simply stayed away to prove to King this thread would continue without me being involved at all.

Not only that, it went on to you all searching Google to see where this showed-up, finding & reading my work on a dozen other Forums, reading my blog, & commenting on the medical & personal problems of myself & several other family members (all of whom are likewise total strangers).

Guess I was proved correct. With that finished, time for this thread to disappear!

You really are as dumb as you sound.

 

[Pikonic]

Impossible; There will be no change at all... Most people have their ears & minds like Beetlejuice; Say their name enough, & they'll respond.

May I present a list of people currently or formally discussed here who have not joined;
TheAmazingAtheist
Anthony A-log LoGatto
CornelMcBadass
DarkSydePhil
DisneyFan01
Fatman
(Any member of the) Flat Earth Society
ForeverKailyn
TheIrateGamer
JustinRPG
Mariotehplumber
Nayzak
Nick Bate (though he did try and fail)
Pamperchu
Pixyteri
Romeo Rose
Rose3232
(Any) Social Justice Warrior
Zoe Quinn
And I'm not even close to naming them all.
Maybe these people are unaware of their threads here, or maybe these people simply don't care.
Half of these faded into obscurity, and yet this tread got spotlighted.
Think about it, it's funny and true.
So go ahead and skip over my point and call us all dumb, again.

 

[A Random]

How did he fail at it?

 

[Pikonic]

How did he fail at it?

Nick Bate? He couldn't answer the registration questions and tweeted about it, Null basically told him to fuck off.