Warren Lynch Shitpost General - TRUE and HONEST (former) John Flynt for Congress campaign worker

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Cause I called him a murderer in front of everybody. One dude gave me a reprimand for my harsh language about it but 26 of the Stoughton Dems signed. Maybe they were like "dang, the pansy boy has guts" or maybe it was pity or maybe they thought stephen was just as rude as me.

Kosher Dill said:
Your material's starting to repeat. Get out of here and come back when you've got something fresher.
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How about "Mister Oopsie" because OOPS he caused the hausing crisis and wants to spread it to Brockton, by pretending to "save" you from it! But whoops!
 
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W person cow said:
Yeah, yeah, it's not technically a debate. I wish it was. I'm just excited that I finally get to meet the guy and they both get to speak.
Stephen Lynch has so far ignored all requests for debates, because he is a cross between Hillary Clinton and Archie Bunker.
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He doesn’t want to embarrass himself by “debating” a joke candidate with no chance of victory.
 
Albert Einstein lol. That would be cool. One guy did tell me a story though about how his vet buddies asked Stephen Lynch for help, and he just let them die. He was like "He IS a murderer, in a way!" That part was sad and distressing.
 
W person cow said:
Albert Einstein lol. That would be cool. One guy did tell me a story though about how his vet buddies asked Stephen Lynch for help, and he just let them die. He was like "He IS a murderer, in a way!" That part was sad and distressing.
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And if he had helped them, they would have lived forever. That is pretty sad.
 
W person cow said:
I did cry but he was the one who ran away. And then I got 26 signatures :)
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Yes, stepping out of the room when the down's patient starts crying is usually considered good form.
Grats on the signatures.
W person cow said:
Guys, what if Stephen Lynch sneakly shows up in Braintree tomorrow and has on a Darth Vader mask and he's like "LUKE, WHO IS YA FATHUH?"
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What would blow me away is if Bri-Bri and Short Round manage to show up. They do miss quite a bit.

Hey you like jokes, there's a good movie idea:

"Beijing Jones and the Search for the Absentee Candidate"
 
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W person cow said:
Stephen Lynch has so far ignored all requests for debates, because he is a cross between Hillary Clinton and Archie Bunker.
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But Warren, your candidate supports Hillary Clinton and has referred to people as ‘fat dykes’, ‘ragheads’, and ‘sand niggers’...
 
W person cow said:
Yeah, yeah, it's not technically a debate. I wish it was. I'm just excited that I finally get to meet the guy and they both get to speak.
Stephen Lynch has so far ignored all requests for debates, because he is a cross between Hillary Clinton and Archie Bunker.
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As I said, your boss is never going to debate anyone . . . ever. He is especially not going to debate a Jesuit-trained lawer who knows all of his filthy, sinful secrets.

Also:

He is never going to be interviewed by a real journalist. He is never going to name a single company for which he has worked, including GameStop, the only one where he has actually earned a paycheck. He is never going to produce the college diplomas he falsely claims to have earned during the ten years he spent on campus before dropping out or being expelled. He will never show anyone a picture of himself taken during the years he falsely claims to have been a girl and young woman battling poverty, sexism and racism in Mississippi, a time during which he was wealthy, sexist, racist Republican man who worked for his hero Trent Lott.

And he is never going to serve in any elected office, including dogcatcher, a campaign that would end with his assassination by agents of the ASPCA after his history of animal abuse became common knowledge.
 
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It's like a 24/7 roast session in here! My very own Statler and Waldorf!
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I went to the Star Wars one. Y'all are mistaking "new at campaigning" for "evil". And I think y'all or other folks like to ambush Brianna a lot with Alex Jones/Geraldo Rivera style methods, and then when she has a stressed out reaction, make fun of it.

I don't buy that that means she can "only handle the most scripted fluff interviews" or suchlike. I've seen numerous times with my own eyes the contrary is true. She's a better interviewee and debater (at least these days) than Jay Gonzalez or a lot of others.

The drooling rabid nature of this stuff here is really surprising. It's like a new kind of crowdsourced tabloid journalism, where no one gets paid but everybody acts like paparazzi. Except y'all were doing this BEFORE Brianna ran for office, and besides her, it's just "internet-famous" people you pick on. But lately, this site and other ones seem to have turned Brianna from internet-famous to kind of real-famous. Not everybody's heard of Brianna when I go places in the 8th, but if they have, they're proud. Folks here might be the "harmless" kind of trolls (or 'archiving gnomes' or whatever), but Milo Yiannopolous and his buddies are seriously slimy. Y'all may be annoyed to be sometimes lumped in with them maybe, but when Brianna gets in a flamewar with one of them, or with Curt Schilling or the NRA head or whoever, I'm cheering her on big time. And I think most people are that come across it.

And I think that the main reason she ran for office was that she was already under as much public scrutiny as a politician, so why not?

But y'know, on to more butt jokes or whatever.
 
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I went to the Star Wars one.
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So how was it? How many people showed up? Did John give a speech or anything? Do you know anything about the Star Trek one?

W person cow said:
Except y'all were doing this BEFORE Brianna ran for office, and besides her, it's just "internet-famous" people you pick on. But lately, this site and other ones seem to have turned Brianna from internet-famous to kind of real-famous.
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Yes, and this is the point that you should really be inculcating in yourself. We're not here to sabotage John's political "career" because we were observing him waaaaay before then. To the second point: part of what makes John look so hilariously out of touch is that he thinks that he is real-famous but he is barely Internet-famous. You wanna know how we know that? Every year this site runs a poll for Lolcow of the Year, and John couldn't even fucking win that. He isn't even that well-known on this fucking shithole of an Internet armpit. Why the fuck would anyone know or care about him anywhere else?
 
W person cow said:
I went to the Star Wars one. Y'all are mistaking "new at campaigning" for "evil". And I think y'all or other folks like to ambush Brianna a lot with Alex Jones/Geraldo Rivera style methods, and then when she has a stressed out reaction, make fun of it.

I don't buy that that means she can "only handle the most scripted fluff interviews" or suchlike. I've seen numerous times with my own eyes the contrary is true. She's a better interviewee and debater (at least these days) than Jay Gonzalez or a lot of others.

The drooling rabid nature of this stuff here is really surprising. It's like a new kind of crowdsourced tabloid journalism, where no one gets paid but everybody acts like paparazzi. Except y'all were doing this BEFORE Brianna ran for office, and besides her, it's just "internet-famous" people you pick on. But lately, this site and other ones seem to have turned Brianna from internet-famous to kind of real-famous. Not everybody's heard of Brianna when I go places in the 8th, but if they have, they're proud. Folks here might be the "harmless" kind of trolls (or 'archiving gnomes' or whatever), but Milo Yiannopolous and his buddies are seriously slimy. Y'all may be annoyed to be sometimes lumped in with them maybe, but when Brianna gets in a flamewar with one of them, or with Curt Schilling or the NRA head or whoever, I'm cheering her on big time. And I think most people are that come across it.

And I think that the main reason she ran for office was that she was already under as much public scrutiny as a politician, so why not?

But y'know, on to more butt jokes or whatever.
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That’s insightful. I think this is how the Farms must appear to anyone just stumbling upon them. But you have to understand: Brianna didn’t start behaving badly with GamerGate. She’s always been awful.

She bragged about harassing a mentally ill “friend” who had made up a husband for herself on Facebook. Brianna poses as the husband’s brother in a fake account. She was well into her 30s. The proof is all documented here. This is not a genuine person who wants to help people

If she’s changed since a few years ago? Great. But then why attack Lynch for positions he abandoned decades or a decade ago?

It makes her look like she has zero ammunition and zero interest in winning.
 
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