Warren Lynch Shitpost General - TRUE and HONEST (former) John Flynt for Congress campaign worker

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You keep mentioning Brianna is fun and generous, but can you be a little more specific? You don't have to recount every little detail or anything, but maybe just share a few anecdotes that make you think that. I can only speak for myself, but it is very interesting to have someone who has had one on one experience with Wu here and views her in a positive light. Try and really sell us on her.
 
I couldn't really sell the Brianna Hater Club on Brianna, but for example. One time we were at Indivisible Canton, and they did this whole big organizing thing where they were going to help out all the most "viable" swing district Democrats in districts around the country. Only the most "together" candidates. As in the establishment Democrats. And they even made an informal rule that okay this year we're not supporting in any primaries.
And then Brianna got up and she was like I know you're not supporting in primaries in general, but in this one I want you to. And here's why, and she went into a very deep and personal story about her background in Mississippi that you all think is so fake. And she let herself be vulnerable, and reached out to people about the progressive issues. Some people disagreed with some things, but by the end the whole room was pretty convinced by her fire and realness. She was gesturing with a pen and swinging her arms in that way I posted about and y'all made fun of. You could feel it in the room. They were ready to support her after saying they weren't supporting in primaries.
Maybe some people seem alienating in one setting and they're really comfortable in another. But conservative normal progressive older ladies and dudes really love her. She really does speak from the heart.
Next we're meeting with some peace activists. Brianna likes peace. Who wouldn't like peace? Voters all like peace. Oh whoops, Stephen Lynch and Chris Voehl, that's who don't like peace.

Yeah life tends to be that way once you're through the autistic looking glass. A couple of people put out some good questions in the last few pages and it'd be great if you could try to address them. You can highlight text and click on "Reply" to make it obvious what you're responding to.
Sorry, which questions did I miss? There were so many. Can I skip over the ones about sex and/or "lies"? Can we keep this entertaining?
 
Sorry, which questions did I miss? There were so many. Can I skip over the ones about sex and/or "lies"? Can we keep this entertaining?

Well, I was asking if you knew anything about John's company, Giant SpaceKat - as in, its products, its operations, and its staff, as opposed to GamerGate bullshit.

and she went into a very deep and personal story about her background in Mississippi that you all think is so fake.

We KNOW it's fake, my friend. John's manifold lies about his childhood have been well-documented, and many of his statements are transparent lies. He claims all the time that he knows mountains of black people, gays, veterans etc who have all mysteriously killed themselves but no names, dates, or pictures are ever provided. There was an absurd case last year where someone tweeted out a name and a picture of a veteran/friend who had committed suicide, and John just retweeted it and was like "yeah me too, my friend killed himself".

You have to look at this way: any individual statement here can sound like the poster has a raging hateboner for Brianna, but take the summation of all of it, strip away the hyperbolic Internet aggression, and see for yourself what you have. Again: on Friday, you were convinced that we were a Nazi cyber enclave. Peep through that hole in the universe.

EDIT: Also seriously none of us give a damn about @RepStephenLynch except maybe @Kroster . We're not in your district. He's just an amusing foil to John Flynt's insane and degenerate life.
 
Sorry, which questions did I miss? There were so many. Can I skip over the ones about sex and/or "lies"? Can we keep this entertaining?

I wanted you to list 7 things that Brianna has done for her campaign over the past 7 days. It looks like she did her first house party (in a year and a half of campaigning!) yesterday, so that's one.
 
So how often do you meet the Wus in person? And do you get to ride the Porsche?

Anyway, since you seem to be interested in political questions, here's one. Do you know where the Wus' money comes from? The most cutthroat, bleeding edge of "Startup Bro" big-pharma capitalism. How can someone be a reliable advocate for progressive values in healthcare when their paycheck literally depends on the opposite? How is this any different from staffing Treasury with Goldman Sachs alumni? We've seen how well that works out.
If you ever get to set foot in that Porsche, ask yourself if your boss would make a vote that would mean having to give it up.
I meet the Wus in person some weeks every day, some weeks a couple days, mostly around every other day. I have ridden in the Porsche but I do not care about cars really. My other friend has a Porsche and my ex girlfriend has one, they fall apart so easily. But I drive a beat up second hand car.
What pharma are you talking about, I saw Frank doing cool stuff with inventors and whatnot but I know of no pharma. I am not against people making money, they should just pay their fair share of taxes. In fact I saw Brianna get a room full of rich people to cheer about raising their taxes, which I thought was pretty amazing!
 
Warren: Here are two posts that I would really love you to respond to:

(1)

Warren, what does Brianna do all day? She has no day job, does no volunteer work, and still does 1/100 the amount of any other candidate I see and most of them have full time jobs, volunteer work and families. Why are you doing everything while she does literally nothing? Can you list 7 practical things she's done for her campaign over the past 7 days?

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I keep coming back to what you and the other staffers are being paid. According to the FEC filing, you only received $1000 for your work all quarter (the othe full-time staff you speak of received $0). I see no reimbursement to you for travel expenses to these events which I'll assume are coming out of your own pocket. No meals provided when you're gathering signatures for hours on end. That's well under minimum wage.

Now I understand making sacrifices when things are tight for everyone. But Brianna just bought a Porsche for close to $100k. She just flew out to California to hang out at an Apple promotional event. There certainly appears to be money available to ensure you and the other staffers at least make minimum wage for your efforts.

I guess I don't understand the support for her. She doesn't seem passionate about the causes (causes she recently flipped to when it became politically convenient). She doesn't seem to be interested in working hard for those causes (it's you and Frank at the events and gathering signatures). So I guess my other question is, why aren't you the one running? I'd much rather vote for you since you at least seem to be the real deal when it comes to your beliefs. You seem to be the one willing to stand in the rain gathering signatures. And I bet your staff would be paid fairly before you went out and bought a Porsche.

She doesn't view you as a progressive fighter, she views you as a mark.

(You can click on the little up arrow to find them in the context of this topic if you want. Doesn't always work though because Null is in jail for indecent exposure.)

And hey, don't misrepresent us in this way, man. First of all, no one hates you. Second, I don't hate John because he gets published in the New York Times. I hate the New York Times because they publish John.

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Oh man I love this fucker. Yo, get a profile picture, use ponies or some shit.

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Well, I was asking if you knew anything about John's company, Giant SpaceKat - as in, its products, its operations, and its staff, as opposed to GamerGate bullshit.

We KNOW it's fake, my friend. John's manifold lies about his childhood have been well-documented, and many of his statements are transparent lies. He claims all the time that he knows mountains of black people, gays, veterans etc who have all mysteriously killed themselves but no names, dates, or pictures are ever provided. There was an absurd case last year where someone tweeted out a name and a picture of a veteran/friend who had committed suicide, and John just retweeted it and was like "yeah me too, my friend killed himself".

You have to look at this way: any individual statement here can sound like the poster has a raging hateboner for Brianna, but take the summation of all of it, strip away the hyperbolic Internet aggression, and see for yourself what you have. Again: on Friday, you were convinced that we were a Nazi cyber enclave. Peep through that hole in the universe.

EDIT: Also seriously none of us give a damn about @RepStephenLynch except maybe @Kroster . We're not in your district. He's just an amusing foil to John Flynt's insane and degenerate life.

Might try a little praxis there before you try to convince me somebody's ENTIRE life is made up there, bud. If she made it up, she did a dang good heartfelt job of it. I've seen folks claiming on here that the lead in Malden's water is made up too, but you talk to people here and they know it. I talk to an audience about it and they know it's in my heart. Fricking little lead shavings probably are at this point too lol.

You might not think Stephen Lynch is funny, but I think he is hilarious. We all have our personal taste. But he looks like a turkey that got stuck in a deep fryer, and he talks like being poor and Irish is an excuse for bad government and dog whistle Archie Bunker racism in the middle of fricking MASSACHUSETTS. F that, I'm just as Irish as him and twice as poor, and I will not have my people be used in a Southern Strategy because somebody gerrymandered the 8th to be the exact shape of where all the Irish Americans who fled busing moved. I will fricking elect a burrow owl over him. And Brianna is a hell of a lot more entertaining and progressive than a burrow owl.

Lol "vote for Brianna, she's more progressive than a burrow owl!"
It's a lot better than "WHO'S YA FATHUH?"
We'll see soon what Chris Voehl's slogan is. It's probably "I will privatize the government and dismantle it, and let you keep your guns, and I fly planes, I'm a military guy."
 
Might try a little praxis there before you try to convince me somebody's ENTIRE life is made up there, bud.

Agreed. Allow me to put this to you, then: pick any aspect of Brianna/John's life that you like, and we will bring you on a step-by-step journey as to how it is not only a fabrication but a malicious fabrication.

Your sherpas will be @Jaimas and @zedkissed60 . They will hold your hand and guide you on the road to enlightenment. Let's do it bitches.
 
Warren: Here are two posts that I would really love you to respond to:

(1)

(2)

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1) Most days she raises fricking money, because I needed to get paid more and she needed 2 more staff. Hopefully this latest thing got enough for everybody though, because she's about to be out doing public stuff in the 8th with me and the new kids all this week. I would be ridiculous asking y'all to contribute here but that's one thing that would get me reliably paid more, if people contribute. But maybe what makes more sense for the actual "Warren fans" if there are any, is just to give to my patreon and my crappy video game/politics slapped on to a former film patreon site that I have, lol.
1a) By the way thanks for the feedback that the game feels 40k ripoff. 40k universe stuff inspires me a lot along with the Aliens, Mad Max and Hellraiser universes, but I don't want to be a ripoff. I changed the stats all around and I asked my illustrator friend to do a different spaceship. He is inspired by 40k too, in a kind of obsessive way. Also yes it's about time I got actual either single player or working multiplayer working instead of a test version where you have to play against yourself, now that it's version 1.5.5.4 or whatever lol. But it is just like a hobby making that game really.
2) I don't want to go into details about my salary, that feels too personal. Let's say that in a way you are right that I was underpaid at one point, but now it's more okay, and I'm kind of like, new at this stuff, so i'm glad to have the job, figuring out politics stuff and getting in arguments, which is what I like doing. Hopefully it will stay okay if the fundraising is good. Brianna does like going on trips, but they were like good for fundraising before, more than they are now. What seems to work for fundraising now is more the local stuff. Which is good cause I'm a local idiot and can go to it. It seems weird to me that on one side you laugh that her fundraising is so low on these trips, but on the other hand I should somehow be mad at her for going on them? You should organize a fundraiser so it can generate more lolz!
3) Which leads to why I should not have to get a profile pic yet. I'm really procrastinating being on here. It just feeds my ego, all the attention. But I sleep little enough as it is. Good-nap, trolls, and thanks for the questions and the fame/infamy :) I hope I do not get in trouble for inadvertently starting some incident leading from this whole conversation!
 
I will allow the original posters (@Kroster and @Richard Stabone respectively) to respond, but if I could just make some quick comments:

(1) Have you looked at the campaign finances, Warren? It's publicly available information. The campaign has a little over $3,000 in its war chest. That's just embarrassing, man. Is that really the best that superstar Brianna Wu can do after "fundraising" 7 days a week?

(2) The point here is not how much or how little you are paid, but the fact that the Wu household could easily afford to pay you an actual living wage but they won't. Is that a set of actions that you consider to be motivated by progressive ideals?

And for my part: no, I ain't contributing to your e-begging fund and contributing to John's scam would be an absolute moral abrogation, but if we were ever to meet IRL I would definitely get you a coffee.

Finally...I dunno if you keep missing this or if you're deliberately ignoring it, but Giant SpaceKat - tell me what you know my dude.
 
You say that A) they don't fundraise enough or they would have more left after paying me, and that B) they don't pay me enough. One contradicts the other, yet folks keep asking the same bizarre pair of questions together over and over? I'm supposed to be mad both that I'm not paid enough and that I'm paid too much or something. Sorry, I'm just not getting it.

I know very little about Giant SpaceKat and am not very interested in it. Now let me nap, lol.
 
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Dude, we're going to find out what you're paid in a month from now anyway through Wu's FEC filings, so being cagey about it is a bit pointless.

You tell us that Wu is really busy raising money, but if that's so why haven't her efforts produced any results? Her fundraising has been absolutely pathetic, mostly a trickle of donations from twitter orbiters who live in other states entirely and who really know nothing about Wu whatsoever. Either she's not working anywhere near as hard as she'd have you believe, or she's working in entirely the wrong direction.

You say that A) they don't fundraise enough or they would have more left after paying me, and that B) they don't pay me enough. One contradicts the other, yet folks keep asking the same bizarre pair of questions together over and over? I'm supposed to be mad both that I'm not paid enough and that I'm paid too much or something. Sorry, I'm just not getting it.

There's no contradiction between those two statements. Wu is entirely ineffective at raising money for her cause, and she pays you peanuts for your services. I'm not sure why you think your worth as an employee is bound by how effective your boss is at doing her job.
 
You raise money for something and see how much you raise. I tried one day of call time, it is brutal. Like getting signatures but on the phone. It's better with a progressive candidate than for some rando though. Miles different. I do phone banking for Brianna and I'm proud to do it. Whereas with some others I was stuttering like an idiot.

First I'm supposed to believe she has no positions on the issues, after helping her fill out 95-question quizzes about her issues positions. Then there is another list on here saying she takes too *many* positions on the issues. Also people are mad she was very against Bernie and changed her mind about that. Apparently having too few opinions, having too many opinions, and changing your mind are all a problem. Should she be just spewing what lobbyists tell her to say instead?
 
Agreed. Allow me to put this to you, then: pick any aspect of Brianna/John's life that you like, and we will bring you on a step-by-step journey as to how it is not only a fabrication but a malicious fabrication.

Your sherpas will be @Jaimas and @zedkissed60 . They will hold your hand and guide you on the road to enlightenment. Let's do it bitches.
Please take him up on this offer, Warren.

Also, I think it's very brave of you to show up here.
 
You raise money for something and see how much you raise. I tried one day of call time, it is brutal. Like getting signatures but on the phone. It's better with a progressive candidate than for some rando though. Miles different. I do phone banking for Brianna and I'm proud to do it. Whereas with some others I was stuttering like an idiot.

And Yet... Dan Koh, 2 million dollars. Lori Trahan, 800K dollars. Rufus Gifford, 900K dollars. Brianna Wu..... oh. Oh Dear. Christopher Voehl actually "raised" more money than Brianna just by continuing to do his day job and putting the money in to his campaign. Funny how that doesn't work for "software engineer" Wu.

What you mean is it's difficult to raise money when nobody knows, trusts or respects you. Wu hasn't paid her dues. She doesn't even have your history of low level activity in the Democratic party as an interested citizen and volunteer, let alone a history of actually working in local politics. Her hubris is such that she thought she should jump right in at the top level, because anything else would be beneath her dignity. Yeah, it's not surprising that isn't working. People told her that wasn't going to work.

First I'm supposed to believe she has no positions on the issues, after helping her fill out 95-question quizzes about her issues positions. Then there is another list on here saying she takes too *many* positions on the issues. Also people are mad she was very against Bernie and changed her mind about that. Apparently having too few opinions, having too many opinions, and changing your mind are all a problem. Should she be just spewing what lobbyists tell her to say instead?

Honestly, I wonder if you're being deliberately obtuse. Do you really not grasp that she's just cynically promising everyone free trips to the moon in a magic rocket? She's telling people what she thinks they want to hear with no regard for the cost, practicality or her ability to actually follow through even if elected. This isn't a campaign, it's a game of fantasy dictator.

Sample Wu stump speech:
 
Warren was not going to be swayed by a trip to the Farms. And that’s ok. I expect to see him back here in a few months or a year when the Wus decide they don’t need him anymore.

Warren, have you seen Brianna’s hateful comments on drag queens and gay men?
 
Might try a little praxis there before you try to convince me somebody's ENTIRE life is made up there, bud. If she made it up, she did a dang good heartfelt job of it. I've seen folks claiming on here that the lead in Malden's water is made up too, but you talk to people here and they know it. I talk to an audience about it and they know it's in my heart. Fricking little lead shavings probably are at this point too lol.

You might not think Stephen Lynch is funny, but I think he is hilarious. We all have our personal taste. But he looks like a turkey that got stuck in a deep fryer, and he talks like being poor and Irish is an excuse for bad government and dog whistle Archie Bunker racism in the middle of fricking MASSACHUSETTS. F that, I'm just as Irish as him and twice as poor, and I will not have my people be used in a Southern Strategy because somebody gerrymandered the 8th to be the exact shape of where all the Irish Americans who fled busing moved. I will fricking elect a burrow owl over him. And Brianna is a hell of a lot more entertaining and progressive than a burrow owl.

Lol "vote for Brianna, she's more progressive than a burrow owl!"
It's a lot better than "WHO'S YA FATHUH?"
We'll see soon what Chris Voehl's slogan is. It's probably "I will privatize the government and dismantle it, and let you keep your guns, and I fly planes, I'm a military guy."

Listen, as someone who was once in the same boat as you were when it came to disbelieving just how fucking insane she is before months of covering her and working on her Lolcow Wiki article convinced me otherwise, I can boil this down real fast and real easy.

It's not that Wu's entire life is fabricated. It's that she lies all the fucking time, for no reason, even when it makes no sense, to the point where any moron with 20 seconds and the search engine of their choice can disprove it. She also constantly changes her stories, latches onto known hoaxes claiming various things were a threat to her life when they weren't, and if ever called out on it, she goes to insane degrees to either deny it outright, or, more commonly, get the person causing her discomfort sanctioned somehow.

There is a reason this article fucking exists. During the creation of her articles, I had to re-write segments of Wu's article hundreds of fucking times because we found one more thing she lied about.

I know very little about Giant SpaceKat and am not very interested in it. Now let me nap, lol.

Wu's time with GSX alone establishes that she is a pathological liar, serial fuck-up, and abusive employer that doesn't know how to manage a small team working on a video game, let alone a congressional campaign. During the entire time Revolution 60 was in production, she constantly rotated out programmers and other staffers that she hired on craigslist, often paying them a pittance and running them ragged before firing them. Once Rev60 was complete, every single staff member of GSX other than Frank and Brianna Wu quit.

Look at her history with Giant Spacekat and you'll have a nice cross-slice of how she reacts with other people. We know from experience and multiple interviews that she's had a propensity to abuse her employees and do anything possible to get out of paying them, and your own admission indicates that this has not changed.

You deserve better than this. By backing Wu, you aren't just helping a candidate who has less of a chance to win than if I ran for the same office (and I live in New York) - you are permanently damaging your own credibility for the sake of someone who will suck it dry and when done, will discard and forget about you, like she has so many others.
 
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I do phone banking for Brianna and I'm proud to do it.

Dude WHY the fuck are you doing John's phone banking? It sounds like you are doing full time administrative assistant work and you are getting paid nothing for doing so.

I am trying very hard here to assume good faith and that you are not being deliberately obtuse, but let me break this down as clearly as I can:

1. The Wu household is independently wealthy thanks to Frank. (This is not a crime.)
2. Brianna is campaigning on a progressive platform, and you support him because you consider yourself to be a progressive too.
3. Therefore, you are a paid employee of a progressive campaign.
4. Progressives believe in paying everyone a fair, living wage.
5. You are NOT being paid a fair, living wage...EVEN THOUGH YOU COULD BE.

Please tell me at which step my logic fails or which item you dispute.

I know very little about Giant SpaceKat and am not very interested in it.

You should be very interested in this. You know why? Because it demonstrates how Brianna has treated his employees in the past. Again: this is not transphobia or hatewanking. These are verifiable facts based at least partially on the testimony of people who were actually involved.

@Jaimas , if you'd like to provide a brief summary in this regards, have at thee.
 
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@Jaimas , if you'd like to provide a brief summary in this regards, have at thee.

I did in the aforementioned, but sure, a little elaboration wouldn't hurt.

Brianna, for the sake of making Revolution 60, initially hired 4 "main" programmers and had the help of several auxillary staffers for voice work, scriptwriting, etc. Despite Rev60 being made in Unreal for Mobile, neither Wu nor anyone she hired initially was actually versed in its use and as such, she had to send her core employees learn it from scratch. The initial script for Revolution 60 was absolutely abhorrent and Amanda Winn-Lee and Carolyn VanEstletein forced multiple re-writes. This comes out during the actually gameplay, where you can see despite terrible direction and ideas, a good game is trying desperately to happen under it all.

It's the other stuff around it that's more interesting. Wu hired a rotating series of programmers to help teach the mains, and it's from these that we know as much as we do about Giant Spacekat, since we've had a few former employees and associates of Wu from Rev60's development cycle approach us about it, and while they mostly have requested anonymity (and thus these would be allegations, not proven incidents on their own), they all told the same horror-stories about Wu and her management style.

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Wu also has an interesting work ethic, most accurately described as a complete lack thereof.

Wu is infamously petty, to the point of being willing to sabotage peoples' careers for going aganst her. Wu herself did no real work for the project, constantly taking credit for the work of her employees and firing them when they outlived their usefulness or got too expensive. If an employee wound up quitting GSX, usually becuase Wu violated their contract by going beyond due dates or failing to pay, Brianna Wu would then proceed to claim she fired them and badmouth them to her associates on social media. When Gamergate inevitably happened, Wu basically dropped all work she was doing for the port project to PC and focused exclusively on the Autism Holy War to the exclusion of all else, while demanding her remaining employees picked up the slack. She then took credit for their work.

This quickly led to GSX's entire staff quitting once the core setup was done, except for Brianna Wu, Frank Wu, Natalie O'Brien (who does not actually exist), and Amanda Warner (who left after the PC version had been completed).

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One of Wu's former employees, however, did make multiple public statements: Emma Clarkson. Clarkson backed up most, if not all of the above accusations and shared her own experiences with Kiwi Operatives who conducted an interview. Clarkson explained that Wu had such a bad reputation amongst others at this point that she actually had a big problem getting potential staffers to the table; even more so, Wu refused to hire men entirely and would only hire women exclusively.

After the initial launch of Revolution 60, Wu had originally promised a PC version within a year, and since the game was on Unreal, porting should have essentially been a self-completing process. This turned out to be not the case, and Brianna Wu, focused as she was on Gamergate, let the game languish on the shelf for two years, ignoring her Kickstarter backers, so she could go shriek about a hashtag consumer revolt and whine about how Jace Connors was a threat to her life. This only ended when the Kickstarter backers revolted and threatened a mass-chargeback campaign, at which point Wu finally deigned to release the game.

To this day Revolution 60 has a buggy, broken final boss fight that doesn't work properly and makes it impossible to complete the game on the PC Versions without cheats. Brianna Wu also openly stole content for the game and used it without giving credit, including music that she claims she wrote and assets repurposed from Second Life. None of these give credit to the original creators either.

In Conclusion: Brianna Wu's management of GSX is a fucking trainwreck from beginning to end, establishing why she is completely inept as a leader, establishes that she has a complete incapacity to make good on contractual obligations, and displays her to be dangerously petty and vindictive. The release of Rev60 on PC, while generally an improvement over its IOS version, has yet to be fixed, and is still essentially an incomplete game. The project was entirely about Wu's ego and she gave nary a fuck about anyone else involved with it.
 
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