Warren Lynch Shitpost General - TRUE and HONEST (former) John Flynt for Congress campaign worker

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Kroster said:
Wu's going to have a hard time claiming that her campaign has anything to do with income inequality when she doesn't know anything about the subject, has never mentioned anything about the subject, and doesn't care at all about the subject.
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Claiming things when she doesn't know anything about the subject, has never mentioned anything about the subject, and doesn't care at all about the subject is basically 90% of Wu.
 
Not to mention misspelling simple words and having almost zero public appearances.

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You don't seem concerned that John is running off to BuzzFeed instead of campaigning in his district, Warren.

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But of course it's TOXIC MASCULINITY if men were to say and do the same thing. I wonder if John told BuzzFeed about paying his female programmers $1 and then firing them and giving them no credit. RUTHLESSLY STAND UP FOR WOMEN (i.e. myself even though I'm not a woman)

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What's the betting none of them are actually related to Warren, apart from in his weed-addled brain?

There are some weird obsessions out there, but 'I must be related to lots of people in local politics' probably doesn't have an official Latin name for it yet. It sure has a poster boy, though.
 
Except that she left a town off the lists of towns. The alphabetical order is off in a few places, too.
 
And Bridgewater is mentioned twice. Weird.
 
If John is so concerned about computer security, he could get involved in the IETF.

...okay, that's legit stupid, never mind.
 
My favorite part is about the "hackers who sell your personal information". You know, since he raised all his money from people whose job it is to collect and sell your information. But at least they're not hackers!
 
A wonderful example of why you shouldn't do your own graphic design. Seriously, would have killed her to drop a few hundred bucks to get some professional advice on this? It's not like it's her money anyway.

Horrible design, no nice coating so the colours look matte and dull. Text that obviously wasn't proofread before it went to the printers. Congratulations, you wasted every penny you spent by "economising."
 
Norvic said:
A wonderful example of why you shouldn't do your own graphic design. Seriously, would have killed her to drop a few hundred bucks to get some professional advice on this? It's not like it's her money anyway.
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Given that he's basically just plopped the text into Word (or more likely Pages), it would have been just the same effort to get the copy place to typeset it nicely in one of their templates. That doesn't even cost hundreds of dollars
 
Manly-Chicken said:
That looks like a face anyone could do, but wouldn't because it makes you look like a creep..
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Warren has misdiagnosed himself. He actually has Müller-Fokker Syndrome. There's some new research on it from the University of Assholtz.
 
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