Warren Lynch Shitpost General - TRUE and HONEST (former) John Flynt for Congress campaign worker

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Love, or re,tardation? You be the judge.

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Peace and Harmony said:
"Pony Trouble", now that just fires the imagination :neckbeard:

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Woah.... The movie's teaser:
A story about a bunch of young adults who take their plastic pony obsessions way too far and end up killing people, eating their flesh, and raising the dead. All while prancing around in unicorn outfits and stuff like that.
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And a review:
I'll attempt to keep this short. As much as I enjoy bad B-Movies of all sorts, this movie was worse than then worst Uwe Boll could come up with. It was a struggle to even pay attention enough to get through this thing.

I would not consider this thing to even be a wanna-be bad B-movie. It's just...beyond bad. Bad doesn't even begin to describe it. There are really no PC words to use to even be able to describe how crappy this movie was. The acting was rancid, the script was horrid and should have been burned, badly shot, cheesy effects even for a bad movie. I know quite a few people that LARP and even in their most extreme nerdy moments, are not that stupidly deranged either drunk or drugged.

Spare your brain and your eyes from this dump of a flick, skip it entirely. Your brain will thank you for it later.
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lol "brain damage films"

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Warren's city council victory speech (how he sees it going down):

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Warren's last Birthday party:
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And the trailer:

Warren: "My brain has been farmed!"

And if you're brave and hate yourself, watch the full movie here:

https://thevideo.me/p76f1qkvlehy

Fill out the captcha, then click blue "Proceed to video" blue button. I had a direct link earlier, but it seems it times out without the captcha.
 
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Dimethyl Ketone said:
Woah.... The movie's teaser:


And a review:


lol "brain damage films"

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Warren's city council victory speech (how he sees it going down):

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Warren's last Birthday party:
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And the trailer:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=okS6Au_WiAM
Warren: "My brain has been farmed!"

And if you're brave and hate yourself, watch the full movie here:
https://thevideo.me/p76f1qkvlehy
(click blue "proceed to video" button)
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This looks punishingly bad. I really want to see this on Best of the Worst now. Drive Mike further into Mr. Booze's sweet embrace.
 
break these cuffs said:
This looks punishingly bad. I really want to see this on Best of the Worst now. Drive Mike further into Mr. Booze's sweet embrace.
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I'm about halfway through it. It's really worth it I think to understand how Warren's mind really works. He's given way too much of a "quirky sweet geek" image around here I think... There's tons of womanizing, really bad depictions of drug abuse, and just strange, perverse things, like a super hero "Super Slut" that appears to dude's jerking off but then gets angry when he jizzes all over the camera/"her favourite mask". Or 'silly rape' scenes. I could go on and on but I don't want to spoiler it for anybody... It's like not even done in parody style or as a negative commentary, it's really all glamorized.

I really wish Warren had continued to create such original content. It really shows how SJW's like him are some of the most depraved and sick offenders, and all their social justice pandering and virtue signaling is really projecting against their own inner twistedness.

EDIT: Warren has a great sperg-out scene bitching about taking drugs and "god damn hippies" at 1 hour 4 minutes and 20 seconds in, if you'd just like to see a short Warren sperg-out without watching all the other depravity and rape. The following scene shows that Warren has been decaptiated and the group of "god damn hippies" fight over who gets to rape his severed head. Cops find them and ask for license and registration and the driver freaks out about the "damn nazi's finally caught up to him." Wew boy I wish I was making this shit up.
 
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Peace and Harmony said:
I mean it is pretty easy to look good next to a spousal abuser and an inveterate scammer/cockless goblin.

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Warren is far more interesting than John and the inevitable stalker saga when John cuts off contact is going to be great. If he thinks those dang ol' gamergaters were scary, just wait until he's forced to actually flee his home. Warren refering to John as "a big-time progressive politician" is so precious it almost hurts. Anyone not completely delusional would refer to John as a beltway outsider or a rising star or some shit. I think in Warren's mind John has already won and everything else is just a matter of time and him doing the leg work.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
Oh dear, did local Dems get a viewing of "Pony Trouble"? :epik:

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This is not a good thing to write about, Warren.

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No, Warren, your psycho stare and generally disheveled look when you jump out of an alley and yell "DON'T YOU KNOW THEY'RE LITERALLY KILLING WOMEN BY HAVING CHARACTERS WITH BIG BOOBS IN VIDEO GAMES? MY SUPERHERO "Super Slut" WOULD NEVER HELP THOSE GAMERGATE CLOWNS CLIMAX!" they think you're going to hit them, not that you're hitting on them.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
This is not a good thing to write about, Warren.

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I hope Warren never develops a filter. I also think I'm somehow now rooting for him. Not even just that I want to see him succeed for the inevitable shitshow to follow, and there will be one, I'm starting to like his insane antics. He is too good for John. You know John's a big enough piece of shit to blame Warren when he loses and Warren won't understand what he did wrong, but he'll take the abuse for failing his master. Like hitting a dog. Just go try to run Lynch's car off the road and take yourself out of the game Warren, I didn't ask for these feelings.
 
break these cuffs said:
Warren is far more interesting than John and the inevitable stalker saga when John cuts off contact is going to be great. If he thinks those dang ol' gamergaters were scary, just wait until he's forced to actually flee his home. Warren refering to John as "a big-time progressive politician" is so precious it almost hurts. Anyone not completely delusional would refer to John as a beltway outsider or a rising star or some shit. I think in Warren's mind John has already won and everything else is just a matter of time and him doing the leg work.
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Imagine the cracks in Warren’s psyche growing when he first realizes that Brianna s not and never was a “BernieCrat.”

Her new Porsche arrives in a week. Warren will ignore it because he thinks he deserves to earn what works out to like... $3/hour with no reimbursements for gas or anything else, but when the fairytale ends...

There will be lulz for all.

Brianna perceives Warren as a useful idiot, but he could actually harm her reputation among local loons pretty easily.
 
I was part of a long text thread last night between people who are active dems in MA, mostly elected officials at some level (even the town level), talking about Warren. He's apparently asking everyone for endorsements and nobody will give one. There's a split between people who want to sit down and explain things to him, and a bunch of other people who say that he's hopeless. I started in the first team but after much discussion joined team hopeless. I have it on good authority that least one person tried to tell him that her campaign is a scam. He's obsessed and won't listen to reality.

Everyone agreed that it pisses us off that he is doing all of the work while she's not doing anything. Why isn't she asking for her own damn endorsements?

Someone in the thread also linked a screenshot from her Facebook. I didn't notice until just now that it's actually from election day 2012, so it's not joking about the current election. But still. What the hell? Warren liked it, so it was bumped up or sent to him somehow.

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Kroster said:
I was part of a long text thread last night between people who are active dems in MA, mostly elected officials at some level (even the town level), talking about Warren. He's apparently asking everyone for endorsements and nobody will give one. There's a split between people who want to sit down and explain things to him, and a bunch of other people who say that he's hopeless. I started in the first team but after much discussion joined team hopeless. I have it on good authority that least one person tried to tell him that her campaign is a scam. He's obsessed and won't listen to reality.

Everyone agreed that it pisses us off that he is doing all of the work while she's not doing anything. Why isn't she asking for her own damn endorsements?

Someone in the thread also linked a screenshot from her Facebook. I didn't notice until just now that it's actually from election day 2012, so it's not joking about the current election. But still. What the hell? Warren liked it, so it was bumped up or sent to him somehow.

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I can see Warren being so obsessed that he went through her timeline around elections to see what pearls of wisdom John had to say. The numale smile usually comes with wide eyes and raised eyebrows to feign surprise. Is Frank to autistic to do that or do slant eyes not work like that? Don't these retards know that if you have an awful fake smile, you can just make yourself chuckle to get a more natural one for a photo?
 
Kroster said:
I was part of a long text thread last night between people who are active dems in MA, mostly elected officials at some level (even the town level), talking about Warren. He's apparently asking everyone for endorsements and nobody will give one. There's a split between people who want to sit down and explain things to him, and a bunch of other people who say that he's hopeless. I started in the first team but after much discussion joined team hopeless. I have it on good authority that least one person tried to tell him that her campaign is a scam. He's obsessed and won't listen to reality.

Everyone agreed that it pisses us off that he is doing all of the work while she's not doing anything. Why isn't she asking for her own damn endorsements?

Someone in the thread also linked a screenshot from her Facebook. I didn't notice until just now that it's actually from election day 2012, so it's not joking about the current election. But still. What the hell? Warren liked it, so it was bumped up or sent to him somehow.

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Damn, Frank put on a lot of Blue Apron facefat in the past six years.
 
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