Weeaboos and other Japan spergs

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littlebiscuits said:
Here is a real story about a weeb:

I was a senior in college and so was this was a sophomore, so already weeb was way too old for shit. I was hosting a movie night for myself and three of my buddies. Lots of snacks, lots of wine, lots of relaxing. First movie is is Paprika. Put the movie on and immediately the doorbell rings. I go to answer it, and it's this horrible weeb, a girl I can't stand. She walks into the apartment like she owns the place and grabs a handfull of pizza rolls. I try to tell her as kindly as possible that while I would just LOVE (not) to hang out, I already have plans for this evening.
Now, I really don't want to watch movies with this woman cause she is the worlds most obnoxious movie talker. It's awful, as soon as a movie turns out this chick turns into a non-stop Naurto related gab fest. Girl notices that the movie is an anime. Girl weebs out, "OMG KAWIIIIIII". I tell her she can't watch because she's underage and my apartment is like, covered in alcohol, and everyone has a glass of wine here. She starts to cry.

I explain that the campus police are super strict about this and that I can and will get in serious trouble if she is discovered in my house with alcohol. She keeps bawwing. I sort of hurry her to the door. I don't really know what to do, so I give her a tube of pringles. For some reason, this works.

So, we go back to watching the movie and about 30 minutes in, I heard a tapping noise at the window. She was sitting in the snow on the balcony, watching the movie through the window.

I'm super weirded out, and I feel bad that she's out in the cold. I tell her to go back to her room, I'll watch with her another day, but she won't. I invite her in, but I tell her that if campo drives by I'm pushing her out the window. She screams, " [biscuits]-chan is so cool!" and proceeds to sperg loudly through the rest of the movie.

Another knock at the door. Campo is checking for underage drinkers. Other girls attempt to force weeb back onto balcony. She wont go. Someone kicks over a wine glass, it shatters. Campo invites themselves in and asks for IDs. weeb takes out her drivers lisence. I die a little inside. Weebs school ID is covered in anime stickers and rhinestones and other little pink things. It obscures her birthday. Campo laughs and gives her a warning for not having proper ID. They're still laughing as they leave my apartment, thankfully with no one in cuffs. I almost kill weeb, consider making her sit on the balcony again. Fortunitly, the next movie we watched was not anime, so weeb left.
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Where do you keep finding these weirdos?

EDIT: Also, Paprika is awesome.
Especially on acid
 
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littlebiscuits said:
And honestly, I would like to hear that story better, because it's probably full of much tastier gossip and tard rage.
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Unfortunately people don't appear to desire more subtle tard rage build-up. They just want over-exaggerated stories and lies. This is why so many of these stories involve hambeasts who, when male, are also fedora-topped neckbeards as well.
 
MysticMisty said:
Unfortunately people don't appear to desire more subtle tard rage build-up. They just want over-exaggerated stories and lies. This is why so many of these stories involve hambeasts who, when male, are also fedora-topped neckbeards as well.
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Yeah. Why bother with subtlety or some guy whose just annoying when you can exaggerate it with a hambeast neckbeard that snuck a Japanese dagger on to an airplane.
 
littlebiscuits said:
Sometimes I think it's like a mutant power or something.
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I wonder if there is a scientific explanation for it. Like there is a certain type of gene that makes people lolcow magnets.

I advise everyone on this forum who has felt like a lolcow magnet to ask their relatives if they have encountered more lolcows than average in their lifetime.

Lulz finds a way.
 
Panda Poison said:
I like how some people in this thread start their posts with "Im not a weaboo, check out this weaboo loser"
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You mean like this "Totally not a weeaboo" weeaboo?

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Considering how xenophobic the Japanese are, not very good, anon. Not very good.

There was actually this one guy on my college campus. Whenever I saw him, he was dressed in a robe and carried a katana made of duct tape.
 
These guys pretty much infect the comment section to every anime-related video on Youtube. And if you're watching an English dub of an anime or a clip of it, I guarantee there will be at least one guy talking shit about it and worship the almighty god that is the Japanese dub.

Preferring the Japanese dub to a show is one thing, but there is ALWAYS one that hates every English dub.
 
Dio Brando said:
These guys pretty much infect the comment section to every anime-related video on Youtube. And if you're watching an English dub of an anime or a clip of it, I guarantee there will be at least one guy talking shit about it and worship the almighty god that is the Japanese dub.

Preferring the Japanese dub to a show is one thing, but there is ALWAYS one that hates every English dub.
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Considering that there was a Highlander anime on Youtube with a comment that said english dubs suck, I think I might know what you mean. Would this sound like such a person?
geriscent
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Dubed anime is the absolute worst, it turns a great piece of animation into un-watchable horse shit...
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The anime club at my high school was full of weeaboos (obviously). It's why I didn't go for more than a few meetings.

I'd go into detail, but it's like 4:30 am here and I should be asleep instead of posting here.
 
c-no said:
Considering that there was a Highlander anime on Youtube with a comment that said english dubs suck, I think I might know what you mean. Would this sound like such a person?
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Exactly like that
 
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