Weeaboos and other Japan spergs

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Kamen Rider Black RX said:
I was watching Shinkenger last night and they had this episode where a foreigner wanted to be taught the way of the samurai.
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A good part of it was making fun of him as an over-excited fanboy who doesn't really understand what's going on around him. For instance, after he charges into battle Shinken Blue said he couldn't teach him anymore. Fanboy took it as there being nothing left for blue to teach him and thought he was a full-fledged Shinkenger. In the end fanboy reminds the team to never give up and leaves to teach people around the world the way of the samurai.

I'm not sure if they did this to make fun of weeaboos who go over to Japan. Still, if anyone's interested in checking this out, it's Shinkenger Act 14.
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Looking at that image, one would ask: did the guy first appear in some anime shirt that a typical weeb would wear?
littlebiscuits said:
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Abi-pop (http://abi-pop.tumblr.com/) is my new favorite weeb. She loves Japan because its so pink kawaii~~desu and all the girls get to dance around in cute loli-school girl outfits, right? And she loves boku-no-pico cause its soooo kawaii and not cp at all!~!



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If she were to reach Japan, how long would it take for her to realize it isn't the pink KAWAII DESU land she imagined?

littlebiscuits said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QEalKlRa0M0
no, you don't understand how hard this chick weebs.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=rqGWnaMtj_g
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Could it be wrong that I could feel this weeb could have the possibility of becoming a new Pixyteri (or just having similarities)? I say that because looking at her face in her cosplay, she kinda brings back images of Pixyteri,
 
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c-no said:
Could it be wrong that I could feel this weeb could have the possibility of becoming a new Pixyteri (or just having similarities)? I say that because looking at her face in her cosplay, she kinda brings back images of Pixyteri,
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No, I don't think abbi is even interesting enough for her own thread. She doesn't generate a lot of content, really. She works in a chocolate shop and seems to be learning to be a candy maker /chocolatier. I think she really likes her job and the direction her career is taking.

Edit: she's actually really, really pretty. She's just really irritating and is into pedophile shows like buko-no-pico and "A child's time". And she cannot sing, oh my gosh she cannot sing.

 
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littlebiscuits said:
No, I don't think abbi is even interesting enough for her own thread. She doesn't generate a lot of content, really. She works in a chocolate shop and seems to be learning to be a candy maker /chocolatier. I think she really likes her job and the direction her career is taking.
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I do apologize if I sounded like she should have her own thread, I just kinda felt she reminded me of Pixyteri.
 
c-no said:
I do apologize if I sounded like she should have her own thread, I just kinda felt she reminded me of Pixyteri.
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Nah, from the looks of things, she's a properly functioning human being, just one with a weeb streak.

Plus, she's actually kinda cute, unlike Pixy.
 
Ryan Rash said:
Nah, from the looks of things, she's a properly functioning human being, just one with a weeb streak.
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And since littlebiscuits did say she seems to be learning on how to make chocolate, that is one other thing to separate her from being like Pixyteri. With that said, kinda glad the reminder is being faded away. Which also makes me feel that post I left where I kinda felt she did remind me of PT should be deserving of disagree and/or dumb.

As for weebs visiting Japan:
http://weeaboo-stories.tumblr.com/post/25519089301/weeaboo-goes-to-japan-for-study-abroad-program
I will say this: take it with some salt. Even then, there can still be truth to it.
 
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It's ironic that that pastoral thing showed up on the advert bar, because after attempting to watch that godless horse-shit, I'm seriously considering it. Also, note the muted sound button. Had to do that within like, five seconds.
 
Ryan Rash said:
Sneaking a tanto onto a plane seems really suspect, especially considering how you can't fly these days without passing through several checkpoints and undergoing at least two cavity searches.
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Yeah, considering how you have your luggage scanned, sneaking a tanto would impossible (though I could be wrong if some person was able to literally sneak a weapon in their luggage somehow).
Also, the story itself originated from DeviantArt:
http://forum.deviantart.com/community/complaints/1745468/

Only difference is that it mentions another detail such as the guy being Filipino the weeb tried to put her hands on.
 
Mourning Dove said:
I had a weeaboo-type phase in my early teens. I blame Toonami/Adult Swim for all their anime shows. I brought several Japanese dictionaries with me to school with me everyday in attempt to learn the language. I wrote shitty copyright infringement inducing "original fiction" based on certain animes. I live in the Midwest, so I wished there were more places to buy Asian and anime-related merchandise than Suncoast and Hot Topic, and that the merchandise wasn't so damn expensive. However, I knew better that to blindly idolize Japan. I'm half Chinese, and growing up I sometimes heard the story from my mother that my Chinese grandmother and my uncle often had to run from the Japanese soldiers in WW2. Mom told me that grandma hated the Japanese. So even though Japan has an interesting culture and produces entertaining media, they still have have their flaws.

Nowadays I don't watch as much anime as I did in my teens. The last series I remember really getting into is Madoka Magica Puella Magi. I still enjoy going to anime conventions and cosplaying when I can. I'd like to go to Japan someday, but that's mainly because I like to travel internationally. I still remember some random Japanese vocabulary from my attempts at learning the language back then (I learned more besides "baka" and "kawaii"). Also sushi is delicious!
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Suncoast still exists? I live in the East Coast, and they're practically extinct.
 
Ryan Rash said:
Sneaking a tanto onto a plane seems really suspect, especially considering how you can't fly these days without passing through several checkpoints and undergoing at least two cavity searches.
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This is why I think most of those stories are total bullshit. Any grain of truth in them would be something along the lines of "This weeb managed to get a student visa and accompanied us to Japan. She became disappointed it wasn't the land of kawaii desu she imagined and found out the hard way she didn't even speak Japanese so she went home early."
 
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MysticMisty said:
This is why I think most of those stories are total bullshit. Any grain of truth in them would be something along the lines of "This weeb managed to get a student visa and accompanied us to Japan. She became disappointed it was the land of kawaii desu she imagined and found out the hard way she didn't even speak Japanese so she went home early."
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And honestly, I would like to hear that story better, because it's probably full of much tastier gossip and tard rage.
 
MysticMisty said:
This is why I think most of those stories are total bullshit. Any grain of truth in them would be something along the lines of "This weeb managed to get a student visa and accompanied us to Japan. She became disappointed it wasn't the land of kawaii desu she imagined and found out the hard way she didn't even speak Japanese so she went home early."
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If these trips do require knowledge of the language, no doubt the weeb wouldn't be allowed if the weeb's Japanese was mangled gibberish. A story of a weeb going to Japan would be good enough without any exaggerations such as a weeb sneaking a tanto on to an airplane. All readers would want to know is how the weeaboo felt in actually going into Japan only to see that it isn't really like the anime's they sperg over.
 
Here is a real story about a weeb:

I was a senior in college and weeb was a sophomore, so already weeb was way too old for shit. I was hosting a movie night for myself and three of my buddies. Lots of snacks, lots of wine, lots of relaxing. First movie is is Paprika. Put the movie on and immediately the doorbell rings. I go to answer it, and it's this horrible weeb, a girl I can't stand. She walks into the apartment like she owns the place and grabs a handfull of pizza rolls. I try to tell her as kindly as possible that while I would just LOVE (not) to hang out, I already have plans for this evening.
Now, I really don't want to watch movies with this woman cause she is the worlds most obnoxious movie talker. It's awful, as soon as a movie turns out this chick turns into a non-stop Naurto related gab fest. Girl notices that the movie is an anime. Girl weebs out, "OMG KAWIIIIIII". I tell her she can't watch because she's underage and my apartment is like, covered in alcohol, and everyone has a glass of wine here. She starts to cry.

I explain that the campus police are super strict about this and that I can and will get in serious trouble if she is discovered in my house with alcohol. She keeps bawwing. I sort of hurry her to the door. I don't really know what to do, so I give her a tube of pringles. For some reason, this works.

So, we go back to watching the movie and about 30 minutes in, I heard a tapping noise at the window. She was sitting in the snow on the balcony, watching the movie through the window.

I'm super weirded out, and I feel bad that she's out in the cold. I tell her to go back to her room, I'll watch with her another day, but she won't. I invite her in, but I tell her that if campo drives by I'm pushing her out the window. She screams, " [biscuits]-chan is so cool!" and proceeds to sperg loudly through the rest of the movie.

Another knock at the door. Campo is checking for underage drinkers. Other girls attempt to force weeb back onto balcony. She wont go. Someone kicks over a wine glass, it shatters. Campo invites themselves in and asks for IDs. weeb takes out her drivers lisence. I die a little inside. Weebs school ID is covered in anime stickers and rhinestones and other little pink things. It obscures her birthday. Campo laughs and gives her a warning for not having proper ID. They're still laughing as they leave my apartment, thankfully with no one in cuffs. I almost kill weeb, consider making her sit on the balcony again. Fortunitly, the next movie we watched was not anime, so weeb left.
 
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littlebiscuits said:
Here is a real story about a weeb: r

I was a senior in college and so was this was a sophomore, so already weeb was way too old for shit. I was hosting a movie night for three myself and three of my buddies. Lots of snacks, lots of wine, lots of relaxing. First movie is is Paprika. Put the movie on and immediately the doorbell rings. I go to answer it, and it's this horrible weeb, a girl I can't stand. She walks into the apartment like she owns the place and grabs a handfull of pizza rolls. I try to tell her as kindly as possible that while I would just LOVE (not) to hang out, I already have plans for this evening.
Now, I really don't want to watch movies with this woman cause she is the worlds most obnoxious movie talker. It's awful, as soon as a movie turns out this chick turns into a non-stop Naurto related gab fest.
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Oh god, that has to be horrid. I'm not really a Naruto fan at all.
 
For some strange reason, my father is a kind of "highbrow academic weeaboo". He rarely stops droning on about how everything in Nippon is perfect and great - according to him, their scientists are the best worldwide, their women are the most beautiful, their writers and philosophers are the most profound of all. Part of the reason for this may be that my father enjoys the kind of cold, low-emotion politeness which is common in Japan. Also, he thinks that any problem in the universe can be cracked if you throw insane amounts of work at it, so the Japanese work morale (see EDFHemlock's remark above) appeals to him.

When someone points out that some things in Japan may not be so great after all, my father will shoot this down along the lines of "this is just propaganda by western media, "these people have not been to Japan", etc.

Well, in fact he has been to Japan and found it as great as he expected it to be, but this may be a result of very selective perception.
 
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