Warren Lynch Shitpost General - TRUE and HONEST (former) John Flynt for Congress campaign worker

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Peace and Harmony said:
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I dunno if that's light or an equally insane dye job, but he's got that same unhinged look as James Holmes
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>go to bastion of free-market commerce where everyone is enjoying browsing among thousands of competing products on display
>sperg out about how life would be so much better under a command economy

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Campaign volunteer of the year.

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If this guy is so terrified of people, you have to wonder why the fuck he decided to go into politics - one of the most extrovert-dominated fields in existence.
 
It looks like Warren is the latest animal being neglected by Wu.

Frank is there to offer encouragement but BriBri is strangely silent. For someone who tweets all day every day she doesn't seem to have much time to talk to the help.
 
TurboNAS said:
It looks like Warren is the latest animal being neglected by Wu.

Frank is there to offer encouragement but BriBri is strangely silent. For someone who tweets all day every day she doesn't seem to have much time to talk to the help.
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John is like many lolcows. He can recognize when someone else is a strange, creepy weirdo who turns everyone off who encounters him. But John can't recognize that the lunatic in his own mirror does the same.
 
Kroster said:
This is so sad.

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Jesus, that’s so pathetic I don’t even want to make fun of him. Brianna is a giant cunt who is going to keep giving crazy Warren anxiety attacks. There’s no way she’s going to put any effort into getting signatures except maybe the night before deadline.

TurboNAS said:
It looks like Warren is the latest animal being neglected by Wu.

Frank is there to offer encouragement but BriBri is strangely silent. For someone who tweets all day every day she doesn't seem to have much time to talk to the help.
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Just another example of her various personality disorders. This would work better as an analogy if Brianna actually changed her clothes, but humor me:

Narcissistic people with sociopathic tendencies tend to treat people like clothes. They will periodically take them off the hanger when they need them, but then shove them back in the closet and forget about them when they don’t. Brianna doesn’t waste her PUA con artist tricks on Warren because she doesn’t respect him and probably doesn’t even like him. He’s way in the back of her closet because she couldn’t give two shits about the campaign right now.
 
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Kroster said:
This is so sad.

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Brianna Wu hires the one person in the state more batshit insane, delusional, and pathetic than her....and even THIS guy can clearly see the massive gaping weaknesses in her "campaign strategy"

this is like a fucking divide-by-zero of incompetence and autism
 
Judge Holden said:
Brianna Wu hires the one person in the state more batshit insane, delusional, and pathetic than her....and even THIS guy can clearly see the massive gaping weaknesses in her "campaign strategy"

this is like a fucking divide-by-zero of incompetence and autism
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As bad as he may be, his problem wasn't even his personality. It was that his friend was probably working for a real campaign, and he was trying to get signatures for a feral ghoul. Or, possibly, a feral ghoul so shitty and awful a candidate, known only for slandering a highly popular incumbent, that people would actually refuse to sign for John Walker Flynt.

John is such a terrible candidate that he would be instantly shunned by anyone who knew his history.
 
Stephen Lynch: he has weird clammy crinkly hands. Vote Brianna Wu the real hand candidate.
 
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I know you’re a social moron, but a Tweet isn’t exactly “to his face.” What is it with crazy people and total hyperbole?
 
Professionalism appears to be beyond Warren’s grasp, hence his blind support of Brianna as the legitimate, Sanders supporting, feminist, survivor savior of Mass district 8.

I feel sorry for him in the same way I felt sorry for Jace Conners when I thought he was a real person.
 
I know it's the 21st century and all, but perhaps the campaign manager of a serious political campaign ought not to be calling the opposition a fuckface in public. Unless they're Australian, then it's perfectly fine and very entertaining.
 
Norvic said:
I know it's the 21st century and all, but perhaps the campaign manager of a serious political campaign ought not to be calling the opposition a fuckface in public. Unless they're Australian, then it's perfectly fine and very entertaining.
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Don't be such a fuckface
 
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