Culinary Atrocities - Crimes against food

[Don Kang]

For what purpose?

The first one doesn't even make sense, why the fuck did you make that a sandwich? Dipping lemon slices directly into BBQ was too weird?

 

[Somsnosa]

The only good thing about sandwiches is that they're handy. If people can put any meal inside a sandwich, they will.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

For what purpose?

The first one doesn't even make sense, why the fuck did you make that a sandwich? Dipping lemon slices directly into BBQ was too weird?

i think they're orange slices

 

[Don Kang]

i think they're orange slices

Yeah, mango BBQ, that makes sense. The flavor combination at least, not putting the shit on fucking bread.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Fuck.

 

[neverendingmidi]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=KWT9tXGkbBc
Fuck.

 

[AnOminous]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=KWT9tXGkbBc
Fuck.

This bitch pregnant or some shit? Who invents this?

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

This bitch pregnant or some shit? Who invents this?

She's a sweet animu princess but she has too much fun with these recipes...

 

[Caesare]

The only non-PBJ peanut butter sandwich I'll eat is peanut butter, bacon and bananas, grilled.

Wasn't that Elvis' specialty? How do they taste? It sounds interesting and I might make one soon, but I'd like a living person's opinion on it.

 

[Somsnosa]

it has an interesting taste, but beware of the banana texture. It feels fuckin weird

 

[Xerxes IX]

Well done steak.

Mostly because I got horrible food poisoning for a week from well done steak tips, so anyone who insists that it's the safest way to eat a steak can suck my dick.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Well done steak.

Mostly because I got horrible food poisoning for a week from well done steak tips, so anyone who insists that it's the safest way to eat a steak can suck my dick.

That and your meat was likely sitting in room temperature more than once before cooking, and probably heated once then left to dry out in a dank area. Enjoy.

 

[Somsnosa]

Cooking food kills germs, it's 1+1. If a well done steak gave you a stomachache it was probably rotten. How did you not notice? That shit stinks

 

[Xerxes IX]

Cooking food kills germs, it's 1+1. If a well done steak gave you a stomachache it was probably rotten. How did you not notice? That shit stinks

It was a while ago when I was in middle school, but looking back on it I absolutely would not be surprised if it was old/contaminated meat.

 

[AnOminous]

Wasn't that Elvis' specialty? How do they taste? It sounds interesting and I might make one soon, but I'd like a living person's opinion on it.

Yes. It's actually named after him. They are insanely delicious.

Eat them too often and you'll probably end up dead like Elvis, too.

 

[Lusiak]

bread and water. apparently it's a traditional polish soup but i haven't heard about it until recently.

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

A few days ago I was eating at a Mexican restaurant in a small town in East Texas, and I saw an enormously fat lady dump most of an entire container of squeezable butter onto her taco salad.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

A few days ago I was eating at a Mexican restaurant in a small town in East Texas, and I saw an enormously fat lady dump most of an entire container of squeezable butter onto her taco salad.

Okay.

I want her dox right now.

 

[Cable 7]

The aspic abomination that is food from the 60's is qutie possibly some of the worst shit I've ever layed my eyes on. Actually, fuck it, anything from the late 50's to early 70's in american cookbooks is generally horrifying as sin.
Also

Spoiler: Uma Delicia

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

The aspic abomination that is food from the 60's is qutie possibly some of the worst shit I've ever layed my eyes on. Actually, fuck it, anything from the late 50's to early 70's in american cookbooks is generally horrifying as sin.
Also

Spoiler: Uma Delicia

MAKE IT GO THE FUCK AWAY