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Lover pedestal. The fuck.
Also, lol @ a basic job tires him out. What a miserable, pathetic, lazy and ungrateful turd. He doesn't even consider how hard it is for some people to find work in this day and age, all he does is complain that it's so HARD WAAAHH.
 
Lover pedestal. The fuck.
Also, lol @ a basic job tires him out. What a miserable, pathetic, lazy and ungrateful turd. He doesn't even consider how hard it is for some people to find work in this day and age, all he does is complain that it's so HARD WAAAHH.
He was not complaining about being tired when he was piddling those kids. :alog:

I think he is just being disingenuous about how hard his work really is.
 
Now, I don't trust myself to build a computer (instead had friends do that for me with parts I purchased), but observing it makes it hilariously clear that it isn't strenuous. A computer tower isn't heavy unless it's absurdly full of hardware, and even then that's debatable. I just...

Guys. OPL might actually have more strength than Goldilocks.
 
Lover pedestal. The fuck.
Also, lol @ a basic job tires him out. What a miserable, pathetic, lazy and ungrateful turd. He doesn't even consider how hard it is for some people to find work in this day and age, all he does is complain that it's so HARD WAAAHH.
I have friends who -barely- make it paycheck to paycheck, working in hot warehouses in 100+ºF weather. Most of them don't complain about it, because they're at least happy they have a job at all. I mean, hell, I make about double what those friends make, and I sit in an air conditioned office building all day, processing data. I have it pretty good, as far as jobs go. GK doesn't have a difficult, strenuous job -- when he complains about it, it makes him look like he just wants a pity party, and it further shows his laziness and ungratefulness.
 
^ I built computers from scratch on an assembly line for years. It's easy. What he's doing is maybe reinstalling the OS, or resetting a password in the best case or replacing a part or two at worst.
 
I can't believe I never thought of the Princess Morbucks connection until now. The similaries are uncanny - they're both spoilt, egotistical brats who are doted on by their parents and try to desperately copy the Powerpuff Girls by wearing gold power armour. Only GK hasn't made it as far as the gold power armour bit.

Don't forget one of their primary solutions to any problem is to throw more money at them. Case in point: his attempts to basically bribe Heather into coming back with an expensive graphics tablet & art program, along with the promise of a really pricey engagement ring.

Additionally, she's one of the few (if not only) females in the show to not have any white in their eyes.
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Unless we factor in the PPGZ version, which looks slightly more like GK's character design
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Of further note, it's actually interesting how GK uses the "bubble eye" for his stupid self-insert, given that IIRC only three male characters in the show have that style. And they're the anti-PPG.
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And here's GK's avatar for comparison.
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So, yeah, it's actually kind of funny how GK ends up having more likeness with bad guy PPG copies than what he thinks is him being like the namesake trio. In fact, his eyes at a glance would appear to be extremely pale purple (which would mean he's unintentionally associated with the third PPG knockoff from the show; the one the girls themselves make and ends up being a complete retard that lets all the badguys go, thinking they're actually good guys and cops are bad guys), but this one varies on personal interpetation as the hex code suggests they're light slate gray instead, and it's the red-heavy background messing with your eyes by blending the color reception making you think you see pale purple.

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Sure yeah people can complain about their work being stressful, I can get that. Sometimes it's just a conversation piece to keep the flow going, other times people just need to vent a bit.

Goldie complains about work cause he's trying to rub it in people's faces that he's an adult and "independent." And adults always complain about work, amirite gaiz! What's also grating is that he tries to use work as the only excuse to not draw or do anything else. He plays it up so that it seems worse than it is cause even he knows that work alone is not a legit excuse.
 
Sure yeah people can complain about their work being stressful, I can get that. Sometimes it's just a conversation piece to keep the flow going, other times people just need to vent a bit.

Goldie complains about work cause he's trying to rub it in people's faces that he's an adult and "independent." And adults always complain about work, amirite gaiz! What's also grating is that he tries to use work as the only excuse to not draw or do anything else. He plays it up so that it seems worse than it is cause even he knows that work alone is not a legit excuse.

Yeah, I would love to see how The Lead Squire would react to my job.

Night shift
Lack of staff
Fair bit of heavy lifting
Co-workers who don't take shit.
 
Yeah, I would love to see how The Lead Squire would react to my job.

Night shift
Lack of staff
Fair bit of heavy lifting
Co-workers who don't take shit.
He'd react poorly to the co-workers who don't take shit the most, I feel. I mean, he COUNTS on people tolerating his crap. He'd use the heavy lifting as more fuel for his non-stop pity-party complaints about how hard work is for him.
 
He'd react poorly to the co-workers who don't take shit the most, I feel. I mean, he COUNTS on people tolerating his crap. He'd use the heavy lifting as more fuel for his non-stop pity-party complaints about how hard work is for him.

Then he'd get taken out back and be fucking pounded by the manager, and no-one will bat an eyelid, Hell some would even join in.
 
He'd complain of inhumane conditions, tyrannical and twisted mockeries of living flesh trolling him, and not enough time to sit and play vidya.

For a second there, I thought you were talking about Chris and his current living conditions until I remembered who this thread is about.
 
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I don't think GK realizes that pistol whipping someone can kill them, and whips can cause scarring. Neither of those "only cause bruising at worst". It's frightening enough that someone like him is a sadist, but it's terrifying that he thinks certain forms of torture won't kill someone, or permanently scar them. The jellyfish thing is something I just can't wrap my mind around. I cannot reiterate enough that GK is a very scary individual. If this Lisa person is actually legit, which I do still doubt, she needs to run for the hills. Fast.
 
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This looks like it could be the last of it.

A quote from this that I cringed heavily at:
Bragging rights
Dominated high school and overcame college; conquered numerous video game adventures; NRA Distinguished Expert; novice guitarist; A+ Certified Computer Technician; appeared in House of Cards
If "conquered numerous video game adventures" is something worth bragging about in your mind then you seriously need to get out and actually accomplish something.
 
Just read the short fiction he wrote for his college newspaper..
"But wait – where are the police? Why hasn’t SWAT showed up yet? Actu- ally, someone has been sent, but the rescu- ing forces have something special: a test for two commended Heroes; a pair of modern knights to thwart the threat effortlessly… at least in theory. For now, they are anony- mously known as Hero 1 and 2. I’ll let you in on a treat: I am Hero 1, and Hero 2 is my girlfriend! "
GK wrote this knowing full well his contemporaries will see it. I'm getting PTSD from all the cringe I've had to endure.
 
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I don't think GK realizes that pistol whipping someone can kill them, and whips can cause scarring. Neither of those "only cause bruising at worst". It's frightening enough that someone like him is a sadist, but it's terrifying that he thinks certain forms of torture won't kill someone, or permanently scar them. The jellyfish thing is something I just can't wrap my mind around. I cannot reiterate enough that GK is a very scary individual. If this Lisa person is actually legit, which I do still doubt, she needs to run for the hills. Fast.


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