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Seahorses said:
Can somebody ask him what his favorite animal is? And why it's jellyfish?
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A jellyfish is a spineless, pathetic creature that floats around aimlessly and has a tendency to sting people that get too close to it. Sounds pretty similar to GK.
 
Optimus Prime said:
Somebody ask him why he is obsessed with dressing up like Princess Morbucks (for those who don't know, she's a reoccurring baddie from PPG who tries to copy them by dressing in a yellow/gold outfit.)
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I can't believe I never thought of the Princess Morbucks connection until now. The similaries are uncanny - they're both spoilt, egotistical brats who are doted on by their parents and try to desperately copy the Powerpuff Girls by wearing gold power armour. Only GK hasn't made it as far as the gold power armour bit.
 
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TopperHay said:
I can't believe I never thought of the Princess Morbucks connection until now. The similaries are uncanny - they're both spoilt, egotistical brats who are doted on by their parents and try to desperatley copy the Powerpuff Girls by wearing gold power armour. Only GK hasn't made it as far as the gold power armour bit.
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Not to mention the unfortunate choices in hair style and goals in life.
 
Lil said:
Not to mention the unfortunate choices in hair style and goals in life.
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Someone needs to let him know that he is really one of blossom's worst enemies. He might just realize that Blossom frowns upon his lifestyle.
 
Burned Man said:
Someone needs to let him know that he is really one of blossom's worst enemies. He might just realize that Blossom frowns upon his lifestyle.
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That's too much hurtful truth and our thoughts would never be inputed :( I wish I were being snarky when I say GK would rather have Blossom sting him with a hundred jellyfish than tell him he isn't being a good Powerpuff.
 
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Could we actually get some leegal action if we find out he kills small animals and the sort? I know thats a red flag to sociopathic behavior. Like maybe he shot or stranggled poor defenseless rabbits or squirrel s could we call the cops on him?
 
Emperor's Champion said:
Could we actually get some leegal action if we find out he kills small animals and the sort? I know thats a red flag to sociopathic behavior. Like maybe he shot or stranggled poor defenseless rabbits or squirrel s could we call the cops on him?
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For all the LOLs this guy generates, I am genuinely concerened that his nasty attitude and behaviour may affect others, human or animal.
 
Not to sound like an asshole but you guys should really stop being such pussies. This "guy" is so weak and inept at everything that the prospect of him harming even a fly seems miniscule. Do you honestly believe that he's just gonna start killing lions willy-nilly just because he feels like it?
 
Lakermann said:
Not to sound like an asshole but you guys should really stop being such pussies. This "guy" is so weak and inept at everything that the prospect of him harming even a fly seems miniscule. Do you honestly believe that he's just gonna start killing lions willy-nilly just because he feels like it?
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No, but I can see him touching children inappropriately and harming housepets.
 
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sikotik said:
Running Ragged
This might get far meatier, but this is all I can afford with the energy I have to spare right now.

Work has been hard on me, with all the trouble of complications and the inhumanely overwhelming schedule that is expected of me. I am getting people constantly calling me, arranging my schedule, rearranging my schedule, inaccurate information keeping me from working, physical problems with the hardware I work on, and I'm surprised I'm not supposed to work overtime!

But, there is a silver lining. schiessen.deviantart.com/ This person, her name is Lisa. In my hour of despair, she descended from the heavens like a sadomasochistic Valkyrie, here to deliver solstice onto me and relieve me of the burdens of mental weight. It seems too good to be true. But, what if it actually istrue?! Then there's a chance I would have to bestow upon her my highest honor: 100% compatibility!
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I still need to see her live, preferably in-person. If things with her keep going as well as they have the past 2 days, I think I have a winner for my lover pedestal. Now, let's see how she handles the "haters". Round 1, we both laughed at those twisted mockeries of living flesh. As they keep persisting, I hope she keeps blocking, because nobody needs "haters". Am I right?

Either way, may she bring Mandalore's Darasuum Kote upon our lives, because based on what I was saying about finding a "perfect match", I have found the mythical person I have been searching for, THE Iron Maiden!
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...Twisted mockery of living flesh? I mean, yeah, I could lose a few pounds, but don't ya think that's a leeeeetle harsh, Squire?
 
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