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DrChristianTroy said:
Jesus christ. As the guy you don't bring up the period to a girl. That's just a no-go zone. How the fuck do you not know that?
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I... I don't know. He asked Heather about it too. I think he thinks menstrual cycles are a big deal, like a really big deal that have some sort of drastic, radical effect on a woman. I hope that's what he thinks at least. The other possibility is too gross/creepy to think about.
 
Absinthe said:
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"By the end of the season, students and staff alike, admired the mullet."

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No GK There will be no Darasuum Kote. This will end as it started. A miserable attempt at a kid who has his sights too high and no one can take him seriously. We're assuming Lisa is playing him along but maybe for a different reason. He actually did have his comics printed, maybe she just wants get a part of that. I mean some of you guys have said "If he can get a book why couldn't I?"

But I'm unsure of what to make of this. Maybe it does all just work out. Maybe the two are just made for each other and either she was waiting for GK to be single or just at the right time
 
It occurs to me that he doesn't see other people as actual people. Juuuust like OPL.
He seems completely unable to consider others in any way whatsoever unless they relate somehow to making him happy/angry.
 
Coster said:
"By the end of the season, students and staff alike, admired the mullet."

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Like many others have pointed out before, it's most likely that his classmates were laughing up their sleeve at his haircut. I imagine one of them sarcastically said "Hey man, I really dig the mullet" and he was just too naive to realise that was a joke, much like CWC and his galpals.
 
littlebiscuits said:
I... I don't know. He asked Heather about it too. I think he thinks menstrual cycles are a big deal, like a really big deal that have some sort of drastic, radical effect on a woman. I hope that's what he thinks at least. The other possibility is too gross/creepy to think about.
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Maybe the whole "your time of the month" thing is something GK picked up from TV/pop culture but doesn't really understand what it means? Like, he thinks it's a big deal, as you said, but has no idea what actually goes on?
 
Ah crap sorry for the double post but I just read the vow thing. Vows should be taken and upheld, not "man I wanna impress you on the internetz wanna be my girlfrind?" Maybe it's just a personal thing but I kinda get ticked off if you break a oath just because something new and shiny came around. Reading more into the chat. At least he acknowledges we tapped him before and might be afraid to walk into another one. But who knows.

...oh lord. Now I get the Magician thing with Heather. He wants to give people tag names for his star modern-puff wars fantasy. Dictating she'd be either Maiden or Valkyrie. No choosing her own. Just those two.

Now they're going to roleplay Sweet emperor. I know it's been said but he sees life as /just/ his fantasy. I think he legitimately has problems separating real from fiction. Thinking people are some pawn to make his fantasy real. Haters are just the people trying to dissuade him from his illusion
 
http://schiessen.deviantart.com/art/Me-469020186
She's posted a picture of herself...well, she says it's her. We shall wait and see...

The Tin Man said:
The only thing, though, is I liked it a minute ago when it displayed bigger. Did you downsize the picture? If so, can you please undo it.

If that's your natural hair, it's all right...It's more like a platinum blonde, although the dark and light pattern confuses me (makes me wonder if there were highlights applied to you or if that's how your hair actually is). I prefer longer hair on a woman, but I am *NOT* in the position to nitpick!
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>nitpicks
>says he's not in the position to nitpick
 
TopperHay said:
Like many others have pointed out before, it's most likely that his classmates were laughing up their sleeve at his haircut. I imagine one of them sarcastically said "Hey man, I really dig the mullet" and he was just too naive to realise that was a joke, much like CWC and his galpals.
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Also, he grew a mullet to keep his head warm? What kind of answer is that? That explains nothing!

He grew a mullet because he loves being weird. He loves attention. It became part of his identity - much like Chris with his clown shirts and medallion - and now he is very reluctant about getting rid of it - much like Chris also; how many white knights on the Mailbag told him to drop the medallion and got stock answers back? Chris was also very angry when people suggested he should get a haircut ("SHORT HAIR, NO").

So many parallels!
 
In regards to the photo that Lisa posted:
TGK said:
Thanks! If that's your natural hair, it's all right...It's more like a platinum blonde, although the dark and light pattern confuses me (makes me wonder if there were highlights applied to you or if that's how your hair actually is). I prefer longer hair on a woman, but I am *NOT* in the position to nitpick
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He's not only showing a lack of knowing what the term "platinum blonde" means, but also he doesn't know how hair colors work.
 
TopperHay said:
http://schiessen.deviantart.com/art/Me-469020186
She's posted a picture of herself...well, she says it's her. We shall wait and see...


>nitpicks
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Hmm...reverse image search gives nothing - but then I wouldn't expect it to if the captain of this :ruse: knows what they're doing.

In a way I almost have to admire someone who consistently demands so much while having so little to offer in return.

Almost.
 
"Would you see yourself looking good in power armor"?

Jesus Christ this guy is the biggest fucking dork ever.

My legs just crossed themselves reading that and I'm not even a woman.

That being said has The Golden Cunt ever even had sex? :biggrin:
 
Another thing I just remembered, on the server he told us that he laughed off 9/11 as it was happening because he doesn't care about politics. Also, compared to others that join the server at random, he was a-Ok with a Nazi flag dupe I made for use with the Gaben ragdoll. GK truly is a strange one.
 
Absinthe said:
Hmm...reverse image search gives nothing - but then I wouldn't expect it to if the captain of this :ruse: knows what they're doing.

In a way I almost have to admire someone who consistently demands so much while having so little to offer in return.

Almost.
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TGK's all in a class of his own when it comes to that. His mother is more worried about him "not getting his snuggles" every Saturday night instead of worrying about her son's prickish behavior and actually making him man up and take responsibility for himself.
 
Absinthe said:
Hmm...reverse image search gives nothing - but then I wouldn't expect it to if the captain of this :ruse: knows what they're doing.

In a way I almost have to admire someone who consistently demands so much while having so little to offer in return.

Almost.
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Yeah, I tried to reverse image search it too. It may be the actual face of the troll or a picture of somebody they know that was never published on Facebook.
 
Enig said:
Another thing I just remembered, on the server he told us that he laughed off 9/11 as it was happening because he doesn't care about politics. Also, compared to others that join the server at random, he was a-Ok with a Nazi flag dupe I made for use with the Gaben ragdoll. GK truly is a strange one.
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I see. That's sad.
 
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