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"This person, her name is Lisa. In my hour despair, she descended from the heavens like a sadomasochistic Valkyrie..."

Jesus, Jay, could you just write something without making me cringe?
 
The Pyrite Buttmunch said:
But, there is a silver lining. schiessen.deviantart.com/ This person, her name is Lisa. In my hour of despair, she descended from the heavens like a sadomasochistic Valkyrie, here to deliver solstice onto me and relieve me of the burdens of mental weight.
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Solace, not solstice, you fucking dumbass. For a grammer nazi he sure does not know what the fuck he is talking about.
 
sikotik said:
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This might get far meatier, but this is all I can afford with the energy I have to spare right now.

Work has been hard on me, with all the trouble of complications and the inhumanely overwhelming schedule that is expected of me. I am getting people constantly calling me, arranging my schedule, rearranging my schedule, inaccurate information keeping me from working, physical problems with the hardware I work on, and I'm surprised I'm not supposed to work overtime!

But, there is a silver lining. schiessen.deviantart.com/ This person, her name is Lisa. In my hour of despair, she descended from the heavens like a sadomasochistic Valkyrie, here to deliver solstice onto me and relieve me of the burdens of mental weight. It seems too good to be true. But, what if it actually istrue?! Then there's a chance I would have to bestow upon her my highest honor: 100% compatibility!
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I still need to see her live, preferably in-person. If things with her keep going as well as they have the past 2 days, I think I have a winner for my lover pedestal. Now, let's see how she handles the "haters". Round 1, we both laughed at those twisted mockeries of living flesh. As they keep persisting, I hope she keeps blocking, because nobody needs "haters". Am I right?

Either way, may she bring Mandalore's Darasuum Kote upon our lives, because based on what I was saying about finding a "perfect match", I have found the mythical person I have been searching for, THE Iron Maiden!
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I can't believe he's falling for the same trick. I already said the gap between him and Chris keeps getting smaller and that comment is truer every day.

I guess we have no room to complain though, some of the info "Lisa" is getting out of Goldie is pretty funny. And unlike Chris he doesn't even care that people are watching, so that's a plus. Does he not care because it gives him a sense of importance? We're the closest thing he has to an audience- again, much like Chris. Too bad that unlike Chris his art has zero charm- as terrible as Chris's art is a lot of the time it's the "so bad it's good" kind. Goldie's comic is just bad and creepy.
 
sikotik said:
Running Ragged
This might get far meatier, but this is all I can afford with the energy I have to spare right now.

Work has been hard on me, with all the trouble of complications and the inhumanely overwhelming schedule that is expected of me. I am getting people constantly calling me, arranging my schedule, rearranging my schedule, inaccurate information keeping me from working, physical problems with the hardware I work on, and I'm surprised I'm not supposed to work overtime!

But, there is a silver lining. schiessen.deviantart.com/ This person, her name is Lisa. In my hour of despair, she descended from the heavens like a sadomasochistic Valkyrie, here to deliver solstice onto me and relieve me of the burdens of mental weight. It seems too good to be true. But, what if it actually istrue?! Then there's a chance I would have to bestow upon her my highest honor: 100% compatibility!
trophy.gif
I still need to see her live, preferably in-person. If things with her keep going as well as they have the past 2 days, I think I have a winner for my lover pedestal. Now, let's see how she handles the "haters". Round 1, we both laughed at those twisted mockeries of living flesh. As they keep persisting, I hope she keeps blocking, because nobody needs "haters". Am I right?

Either way, may she bring Mandalore's Darasuum Kote upon our lives, because based on what I was saying about finding a "perfect match", I have found the mythical person I have been searching for, THE Iron Maiden!
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I'm going to ignore the fact that I highly doubt his job is strenuous and he's being a fucking psycho after knowing a person for 2 days. Do we know how much he actually works? Does he work a 9-5 style schedule? Because I refuse to believe his job is that strenuous.
 
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Solace, not solstice, you fucking dumbass. For a grammer nazi he sure does not know what the fuck he is talking about.
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He actually has very poor reading comprehension / vocabulary skills. I noticed that when he (hilariously) got "uterus" and "uvula" confused way earlier in the thread.
 
I think it is a 9-5 give or take. If you know what you're doing, being a PC tech isn't that hard. But, he's skin and bones and had never worked a day in his life up until a few weeks ago.

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GK: PC field tech is strenuous back breaking labor! Why that Dell Tower must've weighed 5-10 tons! I even chipped a nail when I opened the case.
 
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I won't lie - Goldfingers' third question in the second image actually made me throw up in my mouth a little bit :cryblood:

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Absinthe said:
I won't lie - Goldfingers' third question in the second image actually made me throw up in my mouth a little bit :cryblood:

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He said the word girlfriend instead of my lover so there's that, also
Here's a GK pick up line for you. HEEYYY BB you always this sexy or is just your time of the month? God damn it GK
 
wow so his previous relationship lasted 3 years and he's over it in less than a week for someone he barely knows.

if the abuse in his relationship had gone the other way i could kind of understand it - but heather was incredibly sweet and he's barely mourning the loss at all. guess that goes to show how much he really cared about her.

Oh well, good for heather - she got outta that shit show right before the second act started.

Also, given TGK's taste in women and adoration of uniforms, I'd imagine it would be this valkyrie above all else.

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I have a few questions back at ya! And I feel like I'm almost done with my questions.

1. I assume you're all clean; no tobacco (smoke and the like), no drugs, no STDs or STIs, etc.
2. I think this goes without saying, but can you see yourself in power armor?
3. As a bonus, are you always this sexy, or is it only during your time of the month?
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Ugh, number 3 gave me the shudders. Please tell me he doesn't have a period fetish!!
 
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