DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[UncleTusky]

Is this a meme or are view bots something you can actually buy for your stream? Do they count toward his metrics on Twitch?

Yes to both. They count as regular viewers which pushes the video higher in the list and count as ad views which directly earns money for the streamer. I believe @BSV has admitted to buying them for Phil

 

[Quan_Chi]

Yeah nobody is watching it on streams Phil

Whatever narrative he wants to push he will ignore reality and fact.

Jesus destiny 2 experienced quite a drop. Warcraft 3 and World of Warcraft have more viewers holy shit!

Gotta love that overwatch still has a huge fandom on twitch but nope, "nobody wants to see that game. It's old news"!

 

[Xenomorph]

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>800 view bots

Is this a meme or are view bots something you can actually buy for your stream? Do they count toward his metrics on Twitch?

His man-slave bit-bitch BSV does it

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

A Texas burger is pretty much just a cheeseburger with BBQ sauce on it. There's variations depending on location but it's generally accepted to use yellow cheddar, bacon, onion rings and BBQ sauce. You may or may not get those toppings and there may be others involved but the constant will always be BBQ sauce.

I can't tell if you're joking or not..... Especially considering he can't even find decent takeout.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Whataburger = a true Texas burger on the cheap and lazy, no debate

Phil is so uncultured it's more sad than his gamer lyfe.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I can't tell if you're joking or not..... Especially considering he can't even find decent takeout.

Nope. If you're dealing with a fast food chain then a "Texas burger" is a basic cheeseburger with BBQ sauce. They might have a specific kind of BBQ sauce or they might have other toppings that normally don't go on other burgers but it's always going to be a cheeseburger with BBQ sauce on top.

But of course GoutsydePhil is going to order one and do his DSP Tries It because he's a lazy slob who eats a lot of fast food and this is his excuse for doing so.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Whataburger = a true Texas burger on the cheap and lazy, no debate

Phil is so uncultured it's more sad than his gamer lyfe.

Or Steak and Shake.

 

[Noob-Noob]

Meanwhile, over on TKoHForums:

 

[Rare Drop]

Meanwhile, over on the TKoHForums:

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Better keep that camera, that thread might get locked or vanish again.
Can't wait for Phil to whine about low views during Odyssey, when he's scared 99% of his Nintendo fans off when others will have healthy views.

 

[grump]

Well he always said the vlogging channel only made him a few hundred a month which he claimed wan't much money, but if he is a few hundred short on Patreon it is the end of the world. Hasn't been confirmed if the channel was blacklisted yet but if it is the paranoia that Dspgaming is next won't be too far behind. Lets face it he hated doing reviews because it took effort and he probably hated vlogging because it cut into his lay around time, but if Youtube strikes down his "bread and butter" we are in for one hell of a show.

So if Phil went on a tangent talking about illegal immigration on yesterdays prestream and how puerto ricans would move to Conneticut and take jobs or go on welfare that wouldn't do him any favors? Oh also Phil doesn't know puerto ricans are U.S citizens.

Meanwhile, over on the TKoHForums:

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Incoming ban and threadlock on advice from his imaginary indian friends, Abucha Peepul, Alutta Peepul, and Atonna Peepul.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Meanwhile, over on the TKoHForums:

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This is awesome. A few months ago Phil could just write this off on the Sok or something, but now without an enemy he has to make new excuses to protect his ego. These new excuses suck and some fans are starting to notice the cracks in Phil's logic and they are addressing them with other fans. It will be interesting to see where this goes. M
y hope would be a war between the really hardcore Phil fans and the casual Phil fans which will force Dsp to pick a side. People already called out LastRambo in another forum post and mods were talking shit about Derich in chat. Now actual fans call bullshit on Dsp on his own forums, good stuff.

 

[BlockedByDaylight]

"The elephant in the room" that sentence pretty much sums up Phil the more you think about it.

 

[Bilderberg Team Builder]

Phil's sanity is fading away.

 

[BrunoMattei]

 

[BoingBoingBoi]

Phil's sanity is fading away.

newsflash: phil has it tougher than most streamers because he sucks at games and doesn't bring any personality to the table so he's forced to rely on hardcore fans that he shits on daily to tip him dollars and cents to fund his completely comfortable lifestyle.

he's so close to self-awareness it's almost painful---he's admitting that he doesn't know how to make a shitty game entertaining to watch because his personality is trash.

 

[Detractress]

Oh he went off on a rant reply again. How cute of him. Of course someone blaming him and not the game for record low views, and that his viewers are getting viewbots to try to boost him. So typical. I do love seeing him flinch under the cold reality that he's just not that good. He's not the only game in town anymore

 

[Darksydepickle]

'...you're telling me that every game PDP plays is great?'
Exactly. These people have likeable personalities(Well, personally I find PDP's videos unbearable, but clearly there's a market for it) and thus they can get views no matter what they play. But DSP is so abrasive, so unlikable and he doesn't get that his shitty personality is the reason nobody cares about what he is doing, save for a select few.

Plus, how the fuck are his fans still with him? He insults them left, right and center, don't they have any self-respect?

 

[Dirt McGirt]

"People need to stop whining like little babies". Proceeds to whine about said topic for at least half an hour.

Also, why is it that the people that bitch about how much they hate drama are the biggest purveyors and instigators of drama possible?

 

[Keystone]

Phil's sanity is fading away.

"It's time to wake up, kids"

Well at least he's finally addressing his remaining audience correctly.

I also love how he still blames the SoK for the "negativity" associated with him; because Phil and his attitude for the past, well, his whole life, aren't to blame. Nor is the video of him jerking off infront of his child audience to blame. Or the myriad of other things that have led to this autistic thread having almost 2000 pages.

Nah it's other peepul, not Phil okay dood?

It's funny to see how fucking desperate he is to cling to the SoK's corpse so he can use them as a boogeyman to blame things on, because both he and some of his fans realize that only Phil is to blame if things go wrong.

 

[Noob-Noob]

Phil's sanity is fading away.

Holy. Shit. I can feel the salt radiating from just the screen cap of this post. And he pretty much admits here that he's well aware that people defiantly don't come to the streams for him. What a sad, miserable existence he lives.