DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[kebab4you]

I wish I could get random people to join a site to give me their money, no strings attached, by indirectly insulting a majority of them while 85% of the time being an entitled, childish prick and the other 15% of the time being the literal personification of boredom that's devoid of any personality, whatsoever.

Phil claims he one of the most unluckiest people on earth. I beg to differ. I say the only reason he's not on a street corner right now is because of his luck, some how, finding/attracting these people.

I swear, they all have to be masochists.

100% agree, how Phil managed to attract not just one but multiple autistic people willing to pay for him to rot in his house is one amazing luck.

 

[OutspokenHuman]

100% agree, how Phil managed to attract not just one but multiple autistic people willing to pay for him to rot in his house is one amazing luck.

One of the only things he's good at. That and lying.

 

[UncleTusky]

Some HOA's do not allow home owners to rent their house. Speaking of, we know the name of his community, is there a chance that they have their HOA by-laws posted on-line? That would help to answer a lot of questions.

Ask and ye shall receive:

Renting/leasing is allowed, but there are so many restrictions that it's not worth it imo:

Sublets and leases must be approved by the HOA, and they have a firm cap of 3 units leased at any one time. It's also an "all or nothing" deal where he must lease the entire house for no less than 6 months to get approval so he couldn't just rent a room or rent the place out while he's trying to sell it.


There are more rules in there, but I couldn't understand some of the legalese.

Source
http://www.palmcourthoa.org/Declaration_Third_Amendment.pdf

 

[FatNero]

Ask and ye shall receive:

Renting/leasing is allowed, but there are so many restrictions that it's not worth it imo:

Sublets and leases must be approved by the HOA, and they have a firm cap of 3 units leased at any one time. It's also an "all or nothing" deal where he must lease the entire house for no less than 6 months to get approval so he couldn't just rent a room or rent the place out while he's trying to sell it.


There are more rules in there, but I couldn't understand some of the legalese.

Source
http://www.palmcourthoa.org/Declaration_Third_Amendment.pdf

Fuck, if there wasn't already enough reasons to avoid HOAs like the plague.

 

[Tetra]

Phil claims he one of the most unluckiest people on earth. I beg to differ. I say the only reason he's not on a street corner right now is because of his luck, some how, finding/attracting these people.

You could look at it like that, but at the same time, he does run an extremely careless and dangerous lifestyle. So when he finally falls he is gonna be (assuming he falls now, 8 years without any actual job experience, possibly in debt, and rather unhealthy.
He is running on borrowed time, and I think the longer his current lifestyle clock is running, the worse it will be for him when it falls. So the better option for him is that it falls sooner and not later.

This is assuming he doesn't smart up of course.

 

[bird]

I apologize if this is old, late, or stupid, but when DSP had his adsense banned for asking his re,tards to click, was the rumor he had to use Leanna's name/info to get a new Adsense ever proven true or just stupid scuttlebutt because spergs gonna sperg? I was curious about this while i was sitting here listening to DSP whine on and on during pre stream and couldn't really get anyone to answer when i was asking around the internet.

Sorry if this is common knowledge and/or known shit i am just a dumb bird

 

[Lurkette]

I would just like to emphasize he lives in Renton, not Seattle. I like emphasizing that because it sounds like a shitty little british town, not a big thriving cool metropolis like Seattle.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

I apologize if this is old, late, or stupid, but when DSP had his adsense banned for asking his re,tards to click, was the rumor he had to use Leanna's name/info to get a new Adsense ever proven true or just stupid scuttlebutt because spergs gonna sperg? I was curious about this while i was sitting here listening to DSP whine on and on during pre stream and couldn't really get anyone to answer when i was asking around the internet.

Sorry if this is common knowledge and/or known shit i am just a dumb bird

I'm not sure if it was ever confirmed, and it was probably just a rumor.

That speculation more or less died after Machinima dumped him, and he spent most of last spring trying to find an new MCN to get around his AdSense ban.

 

[CausticMinory]

You could look at it like that, but at the same time, he does run an extremely careless and dangerous lifestyle. So when he finally falls he is gonna be (assuming he falls now, 8 hours without any actual job experience, possibly in debt, and rather unhealthy.
He is running on borrowed time, and I think the longer his current lifestyle clock is running, the worse it will be for him when it falls. So the better option for him is that it falls sooner and not later.

This is assuming he doesn't smart up of course.

Unfortunately that type of smarts is book smarts. And as we know Philly is street smart.

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

I apologize if this is old, late, or stupid, but when DSP had his adsense banned for asking his re,tards to click, was the rumor he had to use Leanna's name/info to get a new Adsense ever proven true or just stupid scuttlebutt because spergs gonna sperg? I was curious about this while i was sitting here listening to DSP whine on and on during pre stream and couldn't really get anyone to answer when i was asking around the internet.

Sorry if this is common knowledge and/or known shit i am just a dumb bird

I am extremely confident that it's just spergs being spergs. The fact that he was banned from adsense is true, and the fact that he shouldn't be able to get another account is true, but the sok jumped at "so he must be using Leanna's info" without considering how stupid that sounds. Phil, releasing control of his money somehow? Don't make me laugh.

 

[Lurkette]

Ask and ye shall receive:

Renting/leasing is allowed, but there are so many restrictions that it's not worth it imo:

Sublets and leases must be approved by the HOA, and they have a firm cap of 3 units leased at any one time. It's also an "all or nothing" deal where he must lease the entire house for no less than 6 months to get approval so he couldn't just rent a room or rent the place out while he's trying to sell it.


There are more rules in there, but I couldn't understand some of the legalese.

Source
http://www.palmcourthoa.org/Declaration_Third_Amendment.pdf

BIG LEGAL SPOILER
i only have class experience and don't even have my paralegal degree yet none of this is legal advise don't sue me

now with that out of the way

*cracks knuckles*
*does a cool spin in a spinny chair*
*flips on shades*

recitals are dumb boring shit about how this junk was made, self-explanatorish

Article 11.14

.1 - No one can lease their unit for less then six months unless they have a defaulted mortgage, a foreclosure proceeding, or anything arranged in lieu of a foreclosure (fairly certain the wording here means they have one of these prior to obtaining the unit).
.2 - Already explained. Can only lease/rent out the whole house, not any one part.
.3- All lease/rental contracts must be in writing and comply with the HOA rules and bylines; essentially prohibiting verbal contracts (which can be enforced in some cases btw, just fyi if you didn't know.)
.4 - Can't rent/lease out more then 3 units at a time, and only for a period between six months and two years.
.5 - hoo boy, an entire paragraph of run on sentences, my favorite. ok. so.
If someone rents out their unit, but is default on their payment over thirty days, the HOA may collect from the person you're renting/leasing to any amount you owe plus interests and fees. Full stop. No say on their part. Once the renter (I'm just going to refer to them as a renter) pays this amount, they no longer have to pay the owner any rent. However the owner still owes for "assessments and charges owed", which I'm assuming means they're essentially charging you twice and then some (from the renter, then from you.) This also does not mean the HOA approves of the rent agreement. This right will not be used when an "appointed receiver" has been designated for the unit or owner.

Quick google search says real estate receivers are court appointed individuals who are given custodial responsibility over property when that property has been used as collateral in a loan or default.

"nor in derogation of any right which a Mortgagee of such Unit may have with respect to such rents."

oi. I'm fairly certain this just means the mortgage company is guaranteed their portion of the rent payment?

...

i haven't gotten to mortgages yet


but then it says there are no further restrictions on an owner's right to lease/rent their unit.

.6 - Any rent/lease agreements must be approved by the HOA before anyone signs it. So long as the fee (explained in a section not in this document) has been paid by the owner, and the contract is "commercially reasonable" and follows HOA's shit, it's good.

The last page is just a legal notary saying the community president did indeed sign his name to this genuine legal document.

 

[PorkchopSandwiches]

That Nazi HOA is a perfect fit for Phil. After all, we know how much he likes to follow the rules.

BIG LEGAL SPOILER
i only have class experience and don't even have my paralegal degree yet none of this is legal advise don't sue me

now with that out of the way

*cracks knuckles*
*does a cool spin in a spinny chair*
*flips on shades*

recitals are dumb boring shit about how this junk was made, self-explanatorish

Article 11.14

.1 - No one can lease their unit for less then six months unless they have a defaulted mortgage, a foreclosure proceeding, or anything arranged in lieu of a foreclosure (fairly certain the wording here means they have one of these prior to obtaining the unit).
.2 - Already explained. Can only lease/rent out the whole house, not any one part.
.3- All lease/rental contracts must be in writing and comply with the HOA rules and bylines; essentially prohibiting verbal contracts (which can be enforced in some cases btw, just fyi if you didn't know.)
.4 - Can't rent/lease out more then 3 units at a time, and only for a period between six months and two years.
.5 - hoo boy, an entire paragraph of run on sentences, my favorite. ok. so.
If someone rents out their unit, but is default on their payment over thirty days, the HOA may collect from the person you're renting/leasing to any amount you owe plus interests and fees. Full stop. No say on their part. Once the renter (I'm just going to refer to them as a renter) pays this amount, they no longer have to pay the owner any rent. However the owner still owes for "assessments and charges owed", which I'm assuming means they're essentially charging you twice and then some (from the renter, then from you.) This also does not mean the HOA approves of the rent agreement. This right will not be used when an "appointed receiver" has been designated for the unit or owner.

Quick google search says real estate receivers are court appointed individuals who are given custodial responsibility over property when that property has been used as collateral in a loan or default.

"nor in derogation of any right which a Mortgagee of such Unit may have with respect to such rents."

oi. I'm fairly certain this just means the mortgage company is guaranteed their portion of the rent payment?

...

i haven't gotten to mortgages yet


but then it says there are no further restrictions on an owner's right to lease/rent their unit.

.6 - Any rent/lease agreements must be approved by the HOA before anyone signs it. So long as the fee (explained in a section not in this document) has been paid by the owner, and the contract is "commercially reasonable" and follows HOA's shit, it's good.

The last page is just a legal notary saying the community president did indeed sign his name to this genuine legal document.

 

[Detractress]

So we now have the bylaws of the HOA. And this is what I believe he's in violation of

1. Noise during quiet hours. Quiet hours in that HOA start at 1030. This includes TVs and stereos, but can also include screaming at vidya games.

From the bylaws of the HOA
All occupants shall avoid making unnecessary noise. Using musical instruments, TV's, computers, radios, exercise equipment, and other devices in such manner as may disturb other occupants is prohibited. Owners should make a special effort to reduce noise between the hours of 10:00 p.m. to 8:00 a.m.

Considering Phil is consistently up playing vidya games until 11pm and even before the quiet hours, he's screaming very loudly with only minimal sound dampening foam on his walls. We see in the bylaws that these condos are wood frames, not concrete so sound travels between the units very easily.

Another potential issue.
1. Maintenance. Each owner or occupant must maintain his/her individual patio, driveway and sidewalk to the unit front door in a state of general neatness and cleanliness. A pressure washer is available for loan for removal of dirt, moss and other debris. If the patio is damaged due to an owner’s failure to maintain it, the Board may have the patio cleaned or repaired and the owner will be charged the costs involved.

He recently pressure washed his driveway. Does Phil strike anyone here as someone who actually cleans or takes care of his property? I wonder if the patio was deemed in a state of disrepair or the driveway had cracks or something that the HOA said had to be repaired. Replacing a driveway is VERY expensive and not something Phil would be able to do easily. IMO Phil would never pressure wash his driveway unless forced to.
This also fits in with the "not my fault, not your fault. Nothing money can fix"

There is nothing in the bylaws about not running a business out of your house though, which tells me that conversation he had with his neighbor about noise could have come "after" the noise notice he received. Possibly got a notice saying "there are complaints about the noise coming from your home during quiet hours, as well as your driveway looks like hillbillies live there. Stop the noise and clean your property. For your convenience there is a power washer" So he accosts his neighbor and says "hey can you hear me when I'm yelling at vidya games?" The neighbor, possibly being elderly and not wanting confrontation with a 6' tall 240lb unkempt gorilla, says no they cant hear anything. Phil then informs the condo board that he's power washed the driveway. He receives another notice about the noise and possibly that his driveway needs replacing. Phil goes into panic mode because screaming at vidya games is his "business" dood. Possibly caused by telling the condo board "hey I stream for a living, this is my business" and the condo board says "maybe you should pick another business because we're not looking for the next pewdiepie screaming at games here. Also replace your driveway it looks like ass"

 

[UncleTusky]

That Nazi HOA is a perfect fit for Phil. After all, we know how much he likes to follow the rules.

There are more, stupider rules:

A.Parking in fire lanes is prohibited.
B Owners/residents shall not park in visitor/guest parking spots.
C. Owners shall maintain patios.
D. Owners shall be responsible for damage to siding/fencing caused by BBQs
E. No basketball hoops or other attractive nuisances are allowed.
F. No garage sales or signs (except as otherwise provided) are allowed.
G. Garbage cans & recycle bins must be brought in on the night of pick-up.
H. Quiet time is between the hours of 10 p.m. to 8 a.m.

Not Nazis so much as silly modern Puritans tbh.

Here's a dump of all the other rules documents the HOA has. The fee you couldn't find defined in my previous post might be somewhere in here @Lurkette

http://www.palmcourthoa.org/BYLAWS.pdf
http://www.palmcourthoa.org/DECLARATION.pdf
http://www.palmcourthoa.org/Bylaws_First_Amendment.pdf
http://www.palmcourthoa.org/Declaration_Second_Amendment.pdf
http://www.palmcourthoa.org/House_Rules.pdf

@Detractress there are also rules on patio maintenance and bringing in garbage cans, I could see Phil screwing up both of those too.

 

[PorkchopSandwiches]

Thanks for finding these so quickly after I mentioned it. We could have some potential insight now and in the future if he has a dust up with the HOA in the future.

There are more, stupider rules:



Not Nazis so much as silly modern Puritans tbh.

Also, here's a dump of all the other rules documents the HOA has. The fee you couldn't find defined in my previous post might be somewhere in here @Lurkette

http://www.palmcourthoa.org/BYLAWS.pdf
http://www.palmcourthoa.org/DECLARATION.pdf
http://www.palmcourthoa.org/Bylaws_First_Amendment.pdf
http://www.palmcourthoa.org/Declaration_Second_Amendment.pdf

Also don't forget watching movies until 4AM.

So we now have the bylaws of the HOA. And this is what I believe he's in violation of

1. Noise during quiet hours. Quiet hours in that HOA start at 1030. This includes TVs and stereos, but can also include screaming at vidya games.

From the bylaws of the HOA
All occupants shall avoid making unnecessary noise. Using musical instruments, TV's, computers, radios, exercise equipment, and other devices in such manner as may disturb other occupants is prohibited. Owners should make a special effort to reduce noise between the hours of 10:00 p.m. to 8:00 a.m.

Considering Phil is consistently up playing vidya games until 11pm and even before the quiet hours, he's screaming very loudly with only minimal sound dampening foam on his walls. We see in the bylaws that these condos are wood frames, not concrete so sound travels between the units very easily.

Another potential issue.
1. Maintenance. Each owner or occupant must maintain his/her individual patio, driveway and sidewalk to the unit front door in a state of general neatness and cleanliness. A pressure washer is available for loan for removal of dirt, moss and other debris. If the patio is damaged due to an owner’s failure to maintain it, the Board may have the patio cleaned or repaired and the owner will be charged the costs involved.

He recently pressure washed his driveway. Does Phil strike anyone here as someone who actually cleans or takes care of his property? I wonder if the patio was deemed in a state of disrepair or the driveway had cracks or something that the HOA said had to be repaired. Replacing a driveway is VERY expensive and not something Phil would be able to do easily. IMO Phil would never pressure wash his driveway unless forced to.
This also fits in with the "not my fault, not your fault. Nothing money can fix"

There is nothing in the bylaws about not running a business out of your house though, which tells me that conversation he had with his neighbor about noise could have come "after" the noise notice he received. Possibly got a notice saying "there are complaints about the noise coming from your home during quiet hours, as well as your driveway looks like hillbillies live there. Stop the noise and clean your property. For your convenience there is a power washer" So he accosts his neighbor and says "hey can you hear me when I'm yelling at vidya games?" The neighbor, possibly being elderly and not wanting confrontation with a 6' tall 240lb unkempt gorilla, says no they cant hear anything. Phil then informs the condo board that he's power washed the driveway. He receives another notice about the noise and possibly that his driveway needs replacing. Phil goes into panic mode because screaming at vidya games is his "business" dood. Possibly caused by telling the condo board "hey I stream for a living, this is my business" and the condo board says "maybe you should pick another business because we're not looking for the next pewdiepie screaming at games here. Also replace your driveway it looks like ass"

 

[Dewey Manlove]

Ask and ye shall receive:

Renting/leasing is allowed, but there are so many restrictions that it's not worth it imo:

Sublets and leases must be approved by the HOA, and they have a firm cap of 3 units leased at any one time. It's also an "all or nothing" deal where he must lease the entire house for no less than 6 months to get approval so he couldn't just rent a room or rent the place out while he's trying to sell it.


There are more rules in there, but I couldn't understand some of the legalese.

Source
http://www.palmcourthoa.org/Declaration_Third_Amendment.pdf

You have truly done Odin's work here.


This is the section that justifies the HOA no-business theory. Not a direct restriction against a home business, but it's there.

 

[Detractress]

Good catch Dewey!!! I didnt even see that portion! I'm actually wondering if the perfect storm theory is gaining more steam, but the perfect storm is all of his HOA violations. If the HOA wanted to be anal about getting rid of Phil, him constantly saying he runs a business and now saying its not a business may be his overreacting to getting a copy of the bylaws in a notice about the noise restrictions. And he doesnt want detractors informing the HOA about anything.

I'M NOT SUGGESTING ANYONE CONTACT THE HOA. Leave the HOA alone. Phil will dig his own grave without any help from anyone.

 

[OutspokenHuman]

Good catch Dewey!!! I didnt even see that portion! I'm actually wondering if the perfect storm theory is gaining more steam, but the perfect storm is all of his HOA violations. If the HOA wanted to be anal about getting rid of Phil, him constantly saying he runs a business and now saying its not a business may be his overreacting to getting a copy of the bylaws in a notice about the noise restrictions. And he doesnt want detractors informing the HOA about anything.

I'M NOT SUGGESTING ANYONE CONTACT THE HOA. Leave the HOA alone. Phil will dig his own grave without any help from anyone.

We've been waiting all this time and he's STILL in existence. Damn you, God.

 

[Lurkette]

There are more, stupider rules:



Not Nazis so much as silly modern Puritans tbh.

Here's a dump of all the other rules documents the HOA has. The fee you couldn't find defined in my previous post might be somewhere in here @Lurkette

http://www.palmcourthoa.org/BYLAWS.pdf
http://www.palmcourthoa.org/DECLARATION.pdf
http://www.palmcourthoa.org/Bylaws_First_Amendment.pdf
http://www.palmcourthoa.org/Declaration_Second_Amendment.pdf
http://www.palmcourthoa.org/House_Rules.pdf

@Detractress there are also rules on patio maintenance and bringing in garbage cans, I could see Phil screwing up both of those too.

lol i'll take your word for it, i'm not that interested in how much phil would have to pay to do something he'll never do

just for clarity's sake~

first amendment talks about scheduled meetings for the HOA and how you can contact them, as well as the fact you'll be charged if you or a guest breaks something in a common area

second amendment talks about signage, misconduct/negligence on common area again, how you can receive notices from HOA, and where to send legal documents to if you're engaging them in some lawsuit or civil action or somesuch

print screen of house rules (following pages go into more detail)

Spoiler

print screens of the table of contents of the bylaws because i can't be assed

Spoiler

only relevant parts of the declaration (by title alone mind, i'm not parsing through all this)

Spoiler

 

[Dewey Manlove]

Good catch Dewey!!! I didnt even see that portion! I'm actually wondering if the perfect storm theory is gaining more steam, but the perfect storm is all of his HOA violations. If the HOA wanted to be anal about getting rid of Phil, him constantly saying he runs a business and now saying its not a business may be his overreacting to getting a copy of the bylaws in a notice about the noise restrictions. And he doesnt want detractors informing the HOA about anything.

HOA's are notoriously run and populated by busybodies who relish the bit of power it gives them.

Googled "Homeowners association nazis"