Well, I didn't want to do this, but I guess I have to.
Soccer sucks. It's eternally cucked and will always be cucked. It's a cuckolded sport for cuckolds and twinks and that's why that faggots like Cristiano Ronaldo played it and spread his cheeks for the Pfizer Shot. Spanish countries invented a word specifically for "strategic crying" and any sport with Strategic Crying is cucked. Belgium is also eternally cucked. The way they represent themselves globally is by wearing the colors of the TRANS FLAG.
Just because it's the Most Popular Sport Globally doesn't mean anything. It just means you're poor. (Top hats plz.)