Futbol thread.

[Philier]

Dewd I'm gonna fuck a- DEWD!
KILLMYSELF.mp4

First time I hear commentators make fun of players and calling them amateurs.
Also they made jokes about Trump overturning the goal

 

[A ghoul teaching his son]

>1st goal; 3 players just stare at the ball at let Belgium get it
>2nd goal: failure to correctly shadow
>3rd goal: goalie doesn't know how to kick a ball
LMAO what the fuck US, get your shit together, you've been playing way better than this.

 

[mindlessobserver]

US announcers are coping with "well at least we tried".

 

[Muppetstudios]

You could complain about the United States having an Argentine manager but he's really embraced the culture of America....

Before Cheeseburgers:


After Cheeseburgers:

 

[babyDunk]

They realistically would be able to equalize with the time left if they were not playing so horribly.

Besides, the game is still on. Maybe we can still win.

Not with they way the players are playing. Are they tired or in brain fogs?

 

[JambledUpWords]

US announcers are coping with "well at least we tried".

I wish they’d ban announcers and just let people watch the game without the commentary. It may have been relevant in the age of radio, but it’s not as useful now because things are just televised

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

hm.This smells like cope cause we are losing.

No. This is malding. It's very different.

No we'd use swords like real men.

You do know sword is a European euphemism for penis right?

LOL WHAT A BITCH GOAL HAHAHAHAHA

Bitch Goal? It ain't a bitch a goal. It was a great goal because the goalie decided it was up to him to leave the box with 40 minutes left in the game because the situation was apparently that dire. LMAO.

We're getting pretty close to "my dad would beat up yours" levels of arguing.

My Football Dad would beat up your Soccer Dad.

LOL. This game is amazing. I hope Trump is watching.

Trump is googling whether or not he can conquer Belgium in under 20 minutes so the US can still win.

Stop cope posting, you're only embarrassing your fellow countrymen.

Nigger, it's called trash talk. It's an American Past Time. Learn it.

Now for real tho, how does a team with so many African Americans in it not shoot once in over 40 minutes? Niggas in Harlem can't go 2 minutes without shooting something.

 

[MadStan]

I googled Matt freese after the goal and this came up.

He’s gonna be ridiculed for years over that stupid gift to Belgium. The game is over.

 

[Dan of Steel]

As funny as Trump strongarming FIFA to get Balogun's red card removed, I had a really sneaky feeling this was what was gonna happen as punishment from the Sports Gods. Which, as someone who's about as casual as casual gets when it comes to soccer, is about as equally funny.

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

Why do Chicanos act like niggers?

Most chicanos think they have the pass. This is not a joke.

You really can't trust burgers for shit smh.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

As funny as Trump strongarming FIFA to get Balogun's red card removed, I had a really sneaky feeling this was what was gonna happen as punishment from the Sports Gods. Which, as someone who's about as casual as casual gets when it comes to soccer, is about as equally funny.

Not really. The red card was absolute bullshit. There was zero reason for it. The guy put his ankle underneath Balogun as he was coming down. There was nothing he could've done about it.

 

[MrJokerRager]

https://boards.4chan.org/sp/thread/156393843/world-cup-round-of-16-matchthread-united-states

 

[ChromaQuack]

Nevar 4get

 

[invisibult plus+]

Aw man it's ogre. Whattajoke dood.

 

[Coberald]

I googled Matt freese after the goal and this came up.

He’s gonna be ridiculed for years over that stupid gift to Belgium. The game is over.

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The wiki page is pretty funny right now, sadly there's a janny on standby to sweep everything up

 

[It's Little Alex Horne]

Woulda been nice if you guys could have made it out of the Round of 16 (considering that's how the team has done lately), but I wouldn't really call this a shocking result. Ah well

 

[Vlad the Implier]

Not with they way the players are playing. Are they tired or in brain fogs?

Game is in Seattle. Personally, I blame the Gay Transgender Jewish space lasers.

Trump is googling whether or not he can conquer Belgium in under 20 minutes so the US can still win.

Now this is an invasion I can get behind. Iraq fell in 3 weeks. What hope does Wafflestan have?

Nigger, it's called trash talk. It's an American Past Time. Learn it.

Friendly reminder!

 

[Unknown God]

The wiki page is pretty funny right now, sadly there's a janny on standby to sweep everything up
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"One of the worse goalkeepers ever" gives away that it's probably brown ESL people doing it though, not real angry Americans.

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

You won the beat B*snian trophy, well done USA
I beat B*snians every day by being so handsome and white but this is progress for you guys

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

One of you brought up that the US is using the Stars kit (the same navy blue of formal wear worn by the military) instead of the Stripes kit.

Care to guess what uni the US used in both of their losses?