🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 451 30.6%

  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 576 39.1%

  • Around a week.

    Votes: 258 17.5%

  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 28 1.9%

  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 48 3.3%

  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 114 7.7%
  • Total voters
    1,475
GreenGodzilla456 said:
No, I just started searching Hambly properties in Wisconsin. His mother owns at least one house worth $600k, but I don't want to dox her. It's also in a revocable trust and I'm no accountant but it seems like Jer and his sister will inherit it tax-free.
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returnofthemacandcheese said:
Jer has been jerking off at the prospect of a race war in the same way Tim Pool does the Civil War grifting since his channel started declining early last year. He sees unrest as good for business since the Floyd riots were a boom time for his grift. In reality America is probably farthest from a race war as we've been in the past 10 year and if an honest to god race war kicked off he would be skinned alive and turned into lampshades within the first week. At this point though I could believe that he sees an active war on the streets situation being the only thing that could save him like if Trump was assassinated and it kicked off major riots across the US. I wouldn't be shocked if his version of "praying" is actively wishing shit like that would happen so people would have better things to do than a-log his livestreams and so people like Dim Fool and the EmptyHeadedLibertation chick would tell everyone "we" need to fold Jer back into the algorithm or "they" win.
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It's his attempt to poach the more extreme audience outliers from Tim Pool, at the very least to make his "brand" more distinct from the other MAGA slop.
To even entertain the idea that Jer is some kind of radical is laughable, he cares about simple cash flow and his ego, that's it. He wants to wallow like a sealion, doing the least amount of work possible, making a profit in the least mentally taxing way possible.

If the political table dressing of America were arranged differently, and one could be a Marxist/Socialist influencer, act like a pig online and make an income, Jer would be using Communist buzz words instead of MAGA buzzwords.

Jer cares for Jer, Jer is a busy idiot, Jer would stop being MAGA if you had to walk 2km a day to be MAGA, Jer is the kind of guy who would immediately defect to Aliens in the Science Fiction Movie.
 
Sloppa said:
It's his attempt to poach the more extreme audience outliers from Tim Pool, at the very least to make his "brand" more distinct from the other MAGA slop.
To even entertain the idea that Jer is some kind of radical is laughable, he cares about simple cash flow and his ego, that's it. He wants to wallow like a sealion, doing the least amount of work possible, making a profit in the least mentally taxing way possible.

If the political table dressing of America were arranged differently, and one could be a Marxist/Socialist influencer, act like a pig online and make an income, Jer would be using Communist buzz words instead of MAGA buzzwords.

Jer cares for Jer, Jer is a busy idiot, Jer would stop being MAGA if you had to walk 2km a day to be MAGA, Jer is the kind of guy who would immediately defect to Aliens in the Science Fiction Movie.
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I do not condone nor support Jeremy in anyway. He knows nothing about when the Race War is scheduled and is not involved in any planning.
 
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It just keeps raining buckets (which is what Cog shits in, not kidding) on Cog today.

Carl's Jr said:
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Don’t deprive the thread of a masterpiece such as this.



Listening to this song again really snapped something into place for me. Jer is extremely Ralph coded but there was always something off that I couldn’t place.

It’s shame. Jer is extremely ashamed of himself. Sure he’ll tell super embarrassing stories about himself but it’s because it makes him seem like the Kevin James of streamers. Jer wants to be the loveable every man that people find relatable. The moment that doesn’t work and people just start point out how terrible he is, that crazy level of shame turns him into the spite fueled rage monster that’s similar to Ralph.

The difference is, Ralph has dropped any affectation of shame. When he’s wasted on stream he’s the first one to tell people he doesn’t care if they leak the recordings of how much he loves to eat women’s assholes.

If we want a New Sektur and a true new Rage Pig, Jer must lose his sense of shame.
 
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Supper’s Ready said:
I’ve never understood how these retards make the amount of money they have/do by just regurgitating headlines written by other outlets. Tim’s hopeful civil war masturbation has always cracked me up knowing so many boomers would lap that shit up and tune in at 8pm EST and not forget to smash that like button and tell everyone you know
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It isn't difficult to understand. The modern attention economy is built on sex, shock, and stupid. Shooting off one's mouth about race/civil/global thermonuclear war draws eyeballs, ergo clicks, ergo advertising revenue. Modern journoscum are only moderately more respectable than cockroaches and everybody despises the legacy media. Figures like Jer provide just enough of a degree of separation for the man in the street to consume curated content that confirms their presuppositions from a mildly amusing source. Getting your news regurgitated to you by a FFWBT like Jer is still honestly more respectable than getting it from, say, the fucking BBC. (True chuds get all of their news from the Community Happenings feed.)

I will also put on my tin foil hat and point out that such rhetoric is quite useful to bad actors who wish to foment civil unrest and tension. It is often said that Jer only rose to prominence of any kind because he was the only right leaning voice who self-censored enough to stay on YouTube; that is true, but give the devil his due - he understands how to rage-bait. Trotting out incendiary slop is very profitable, and ultimately it will devolve into an evolutionary arms race where the biggest, loudest grifter wins. Unfortunately for Jer, PPP is the apex grifter, and he smells blood in the water.

On a lighter note, I decided to have a look at that Shiloh Echo retreat Jer was shilling last night for a lark. I was hoping to find some delicious 2007-worthy Boomer web design, but alas, it was fairly well-designed. However, I noticed something..

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Wait a minute...

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SuperShibuyaFighter said:
You have any info on Jeremy’s in-laws and Heather’s sister (he’s mentioned her sister before)

I wonder if they have social media posts where they subtweet/subpost about their son/brother in law Hambly?
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I can tell you that his sister is ALSO Heather Hambly and her birthdate is also in April of 1983. I was about three seconds from posting a HOLY SHIT SHE'S LIVING WITH ANOTHER MAN post before I realized.
 
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