🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 467 30.8%
  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 580 38.2%
  • Around a week.

    Votes: 266 17.5%
  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 31 2.0%
  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 53 3.5%
  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 120 7.9%

  • Total voters
    1,517
ngl I’m really into this bradcool mini arc happening in the chat :)
If the mods weren't diagnosed autists, they'd allow all the Brads, because it's objectively more entertaining and whimsical than the pathetic slop Jeremy the talentless broadcaster tries to pass off as entertainment... And the nails on chalkboard that occasionally chirps beside him.
 
So, this fat retard wants a sticker for leaving his home? 7000 steps? How's that brag worthy?
it's believable i suppose the liquor store is 70 mins away from his house and he's like oh yeah i walked 7000 steps because he knows he cant risk the DUI and how much the Casino would felt him with that, so he waddles to the corner store loads his bags up with fireball shooters and assorted alcohol and waddles back then brags about it like the homeless dude down the street doesnt do it every day! Jer is a retard lol!
 
Some further thoughts on the "loyalty" excuse these grifters are using for not denouncing Jeremy's actions. Why do these retards think that the only two options are total betrayal or absolute support for his actions? All these tweets boil down to "Jeremy did nothing wrong and the hate mob is unfair." If they weren't socially inept retards, they could easily respond "Jeremy has made some mistakes. He's done things I don't approve of, but I feel like if he didn't have his friends in his life he'd be much worse off. I want to try and lift him up, to keep him between the lines if I can. That's what friends do."

Maybe they think merely implying they disapprove of Jeremy's actions will get them in trouble? That quarterpounder will throw a tantrum? If that's the case, Jeremy isn't their fucking friend lol. The best, most important changes I've ever made in life came from people I cared about calling me out on certain behaviors and tendencies. Sometimes they were harsh about it, but that's what made it sink in for me. I'm grateful for what they said, not offended. That's friendship. Not walking on eggshells, fearing to say even the slightest negative thing.
 
he promises to be in the discord more, he believes he's dropped the ball there and he pledges to be more active in the future.
Definitely not the 10th time in the past year he's said this after being called out for lying about being in the Discord. I'm sure he'll get right on that after he's done with his daily Bible readings.

Free my nigga BRAD COOL.
Good news on that front. I was a fool and didn't verify the account on BradCool.com so the banned account was actually an imposter and dang liberal.
 
Free my nigga BRAD COOL.

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Jer: It's so loud! [...] I don't have a great gag [...] reflex. Like even when I brush my teeth and I get going like
that, my wife's like: "Jesus!" in the next room, so when I puke- It's everyone in the neighborhood.
No wonder his wife fucks other men. Her attraction to him must be negative infinity.

In my eyes this look is an improvement because Uncle Fester is gentle and caring. while Jer is vile and callous.
 
I’ll never forget when he got three sheets drunk on a stream and someone in the chat asked why he hasn’t been on the Alex Jones show. To which he responded saying Alex was a pussy. Could you imagine him going on a talk show and discussing politics/geopolitics without an article in front of his face for him to attempt to read? I would honestly pay money.
 
Amazon coffee update. All time low sales. Estimated 700-800 sales a month between bags and k-cups.
View attachment 9005678Green graph line is sales rank lower = better.

Jeremy is begging people to join his member's website again to own the haters. 🤡
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Flavored With Intense FLAVORED of Blueberries

business genius jere ... can't use words right.


meanwhile has anyone actually seen this "Jersh made" AI super search engine?
 
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During an emotional meltdown, Jeremy admits to having Twitter alts. He does a manic impression of his haters in a "stupid guy voice," and cope-laughs to pretend he's not seething. In the end, he calls everything weird, snorts, and stares bleakly into his chat.

jeremy_confirms_twitter_alts.mp4
It's crazy that the "don't be a lolcow" formula is completely solved, just admit you fucked up and were a retard and apologize, yet people like this would rather tank their entire career rather than just admit they didn't get something right.
 
I’ll never forget when he got three sheets drunk on a stream and someone in the chat asked why he hasn’t been on the Alex Jones show. To which he responded saying Alex was a pussy. Could you imagine him going on a talk show and discussing politics/geopolitics without an article in front of his face for him to attempt to read? I would honestly pay money.
He did that with Rex Jones and just said he's just a clown and all his political opinions are worthless jokes, and that Rex is therefore getting mad over a jester.
 
Maybe they think merely implying they disapprove of Jeremy's actions will get them in trouble? That quarterpounder will throw a tantrum?
Jeremy already has had friends of his give constructive criticism of him while saying they still support him as a friend and Jeremy very publicly and drunkenly disassociated from them and smeared them just because they committed the horrible crime of what is basically telling Jeremy to “calm down and don’t blow this out of proportion.”

This is why he lost so many friends over this in the first place. So yeah for Jeremy it is “blindly support me on everything or you are dead to me”
 
I’ll never forget when he got three sheets drunk on a stream and someone in the chat asked why he hasn’t been on the Alex Jones show. To which he responded saying Alex was a pussy. Could you imagine him going on a talk show and discussing politics/geopolitics without an article in front of his face for him to attempt to read? I would honestly pay money.
Jer is right. Jones is a pussy because he wouldn't allow the most red pilled motherfucker since Matt "Express Train to Dachau" Jarbo on to expose the kikes.
 
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