🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

[Ozarkium]

And it's pretty degenerate given how he decided to brag about how his wife was into the dogs too much. Genuinely would not be shocked if is McMansion was a brothel or place to ship around hos of some sort.

another jere pipe dream .. he's too busy arranging his funkopops to be a sex cult Heisenberg

wouldn't have guessed watching Jeremy try to short batteries would be so (unintentionally) funny to watch

that's not how you short batteries, so is he trying to charge a bat from a bat or does he just not have a clue...

 

[returnofthemacandcheese]

She is a Groyper.

HAHAHA HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING GUY HE EXPECTED THE PRETTIEST GIRL ON A PODCAST TO BE SMART.

 

[Gar For Archer]

I don't think it's even an organic interest anyone has. Train autists, gun autists, watch autists, I've seen it all. I never saw a claw machine autist. My theory? He was trying to figure out a channel idea, saw a claw machine, the bachelor's degree in marketing started to spin up in his mind, he thought "hey, I see these in a lot of places, there must be an audience here" and went whole hog into being a fake fan just so he could make a channel about it to monetize.

There are definitely claw machine autists, but I doubt most of them are in the same tier of consoomer as Jeremy to the point that they buy 4 fucking claw machines to put in their house, they just film at arcades

 

[SchizoDaemon]

I just do not understand how any adult could possibly give a flying fuck about RC cars. You can drive a real car! What's the appeal?!

It is something to do and something to occupy your mind. My father and brother do slot car racing. It is basically faster scalectrixs.
I don't find it interesting at all. But they've been going down to the same track for 20+ years now.

 

[Koomala Sharrtis]

- You’ve no idea who this ‘thing’ is, do you?

Artificial hyperhusband Jer
cuck of Adam Sellers

 

[Adamska]

another jere pipe dream .. he's too busy arranging his funkopops to be a sex cult Heisenberg

Well no shit; I'm making the assumption that he's the middleman for Adam Sellers. Or that he's using Adam to help him run it like he did with all of his other failed grifts.

 

[Wraithdolf the White]

I just do not understand how any adult could possibly give a flying fuck about RC cars. You can drive a real car! What's the appeal?!

You can drive an RC car without killing fourteen people with a car full of empty fireball battles.

 

[Ozarkium]

Well no shit; I'm making the assumption that he's the middleman for Adam Sellers. Or that he's using Adam to help him run it like he did with all of his other failed grifts.

it does support the theory that jere never really got overly bent UNTIL his bull was exposed.. they would have to be covering up something.. otherwise it's just free advertising for Sellers to acquire more cuck pelts..

 

[returnofthemacandcheese]

wouldn't have guessed watching Jeremy try to short batteries would be so (unintentionally) funny to watch

Looks like his batteries are running low

 

[break these cuffs]

I wouldn't have guessed watching Jeremy try to short batteries would be so (unintentionally) funny to watch
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HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO INSERT INTO HOLES!

HOW THE FUCK,
IS THIS NIGGER,
SO INCOMPETENT!!

NO WONDER BRANDON LEFT!
YOUR WIFE WISHED SHE LEFT TOO!

Only for a minute? Is he trying to revive a dead lithium battery by shorting it to another? Yeah I've done that with tool batteries, but it's supposed to be 3-5 seconds. You can kill them so dead they won't charge if you leave a work light on overnight at a job site or something. Fucking put wires in one of the batteries, tape them down, and then insert into the other side without taping them. How hard is that?

 

[clickbait]

Whats the deal with that Homo Nick Fuentes that ropes people into listening to him. Another CIA jew operative like Andrew Tate?

Are you seriously asking this question?

Hey let me regurgitate an opinion that you already hold and because of the size of my audience of people who already think the same way as you your opinions are affirmed and validated. Come back tomorrow for more validations and affirmations. Don't forget to tell your other friends who think the same way so we can build a movement of other likeminded people.

It's the same with every single person you watch/listen to on the internet. You're just having your opinions validated through sloppy entertainment.

It's also how trannies are born.
How progressive retards are born.
How Maga retards are born.
How mass shooters are born.
How just about any and every faggot on the internet (you and I included) is born.

Just ask yourself why you're not listening to them.

 

[Squanto Airi]

HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO INSERT INTO HOLES!

No wonder his wife doesn't like being around him

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

How hard can this guy melt down? He's already past the point of looking like the Elephant's Foot. He's just a radioactive puddle in the ground.

 

[El Chacal De La Trompeta]

He has his very own thread if you want to look into him.

I dont

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

I'm severely disappointed nothing happened because I can't make a "he probably had an Electro-Boom in his pants" joke

There were some sparks, check the video and let me know in the comments!!!!!

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Looks like his batteries are running low

Only for a minute? Is he trying to revive a dead lithium battery by shorting it to another? Yeah I've done that with tool batteries, but it's supposed to be 3-5 seconds.

Yeah, the battery were running low and he did revive them. It was just way too boring to include in that compilation.

1:16

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I was sent back in time from the year 2038

9/10 Meme...you missed a reference to Pokemon or Magic the Gathering tho.

 

[CatboyCumDump]

pearlythingz AKA Hannah Pearl Davis has thrown her hat in the ring here as well, claiming that both Mayr and Venti have bullied her in the past. Whats the matter, Pearl, gonna cry?


In case you missed it, because lets be real everyone did because NO ONE KEEPS UP WITH THIS FRIDGE BODY LOSER, Pearl recently posted her open mic standup comedy set to twitter and quickly deleted it, but not before I archived it! Check it out (The Quartering™):

💰 Grifter Post in thread 'Hannah Pearl Davis / H. Pearl Davis / JustPearlyThings / Pearlythingz'

Mar 10, 2026

Pearl has just posted a standup comedy set to her twitter. Jokes about dating black guys, her dad being disappointed, etc. She says she will be doing more of these. She also posted this photo of the inside of the bar before the comedy set if anyone cares to try to figure out the venue for this open mic.

edit: she has now deleted the tweet




H. Pearl Davis - I I have always had really bad stage fright and I’ve decided to take ... [203...mp4

Spoiler: critique

Unironically, good on you Pearl to put yourself out there like this. Standup can be brutal. Keep at it though and you could wind up on Kill Tony! Ok, really though, she's nervous but not as nervous as you'd...

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Spoiler: AI recreation of the average pearlythingz tweet

 

[Oxyjen]

A slow morning.... so what the hell does "The Quartering" mean anyway?

But what is the Quartering for?


It’s a good question.

There’s a lyric in one of my favorite songs

I always imagined he would simply wander off some day into the hills
To be found months later
His carcass stripped by homeless dogs
His exposed skull a perch for the quartering crow

I folded away the letter and put it in my inside pocket
All of a sudden I felt brushed by the wings of something dark
May the Lord have mercy on Stringy Bob

Spoiler

Apparently the quartering crow is a reference to this medieval painting:




Quartering is also known in hunting as dividing an animal into four parts to make it easier to carry.


In summary. He’s fat.

 

[rearden_steel]

@rearden_steel
@returnofthemacandcheese

So who is the eye of sauron going to turn on now Jeremy has imploded? Any other cows in your sights?

I'll wait for when Jer becomes too boring, and has obviously lost everything.
Then I might go back to JF or some other cow that will peak my interest.
I really want JF to come back he is so fucking insane, every live he says something so unimaginably unhinged or demented, the problem is he is so fucking boring, more than Jer or DSP, so he is only funny when clipped.

 

[Joshua Connor Tomar]

Is Jer's phone book known? I've failed to find it in the thread.