🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 466 30.8%
  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 579 38.3%
  • Around a week.

    Votes: 266 17.6%
  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 31 2.0%
  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 52 3.4%
  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 119 7.9%

  • Total voters
    1,513
wouldn't have guessed watching Jeremy try to short batteries would be so (unintentionally) funny to watch
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Looks like his batteries are running low
 
I wouldn't have guessed watching Jeremy try to short batteries would be so (unintentionally) funny to watch
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HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO INSERT INTO HOLES!

HOW THE FUCK,
IS THIS NIGGER,
SO INCOMPETENT!!

NO WONDER BRANDON LEFT!
YOUR WIFE WISHED SHE LEFT TOO!
Only for a minute? Is he trying to revive a dead lithium battery by shorting it to another? Yeah I've done that with tool batteries, but it's supposed to be 3-5 seconds. You can kill them so dead they won't charge if you leave a work light on overnight at a job site or something. Fucking put wires in one of the batteries, tape them down, and then insert into the other side without taping them. How hard is that?
 
Whats the deal with that Homo Nick Fuentes that ropes people into listening to him. Another CIA jew operative like Andrew Tate?
Are you seriously asking this question?

Hey let me regurgitate an opinion that you already hold and because of the size of my audience of people who already think the same way as you your opinions are affirmed and validated. Come back tomorrow for more validations and affirmations. Don't forget to tell your other friends who think the same way so we can build a movement of other likeminded people.

It's the same with every single person you watch/listen to on the internet. You're just having your opinions validated through sloppy entertainment.

It's also how trannies are born.
How progressive retards are born.
How Maga retards are born.
How mass shooters are born.
How just about any and every faggot on the internet (you and I included) is born.

Just ask yourself why you're not listening to them.
 
I'm severely disappointed nothing happened because I can't make a "he probably had an Electro-Boom in his pants" joke
There were some sparks, check the video and let me know in the comments!!!!!
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Looks like his batteries are running low
Only for a minute? Is he trying to revive a dead lithium battery by shorting it to another? Yeah I've done that with tool batteries, but it's supposed to be 3-5 seconds.
Yeah, the battery were running low and he did revive them. It was just way too boring to include in that compilation.

 
pearlythingz AKA Hannah Pearl Davis has thrown her hat in the ring here as well, claiming that both Mayr and Venti have bullied her in the past. Whats the matter, Pearl, gonna cry?
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In case you missed it, because lets be real everyone did because NO ONE KEEPS UP WITH THIS FRIDGE BODY LOSER, Pearl recently posted her open mic standup comedy set to twitter and quickly deleted it, but not before I archived it! Check it out (The Quartering™):

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A slow morning.... so what the hell does "The Quartering" mean anyway?

But what is the Quartering for?


It’s a good question.

There’s a lyric in one of my favorite songs

I always imagined he would simply wander off some day into the hills
To be found months later
His carcass stripped by homeless dogs
His exposed skull a perch for the quartering crow

I folded away the letter and put it in my inside pocket
All of a sudden I felt brushed by the wings of something dark
May the Lord have mercy on Stringy Bob



Apparently the quartering crow is a reference to this medieval painting:

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Quartering is also known in hunting as dividing an animal into four parts to make it easier to carry.


In summary. He’s fat.
 
@rearden_steel
@returnofthemacandcheese

So who is the eye of sauron going to turn on now Jeremy has imploded? Any other cows in your sights?
I'll wait for when Jer becomes too boring, and has obviously lost everything.
Then I might go back to JF or some other cow that will peak my interest.
I really want JF to come back he is so fucking insane, every live he says something so unimaginably unhinged or demented, the problem is he is so fucking boring, more than Jer or DSP, so he is only funny when clipped.
 
Hmmm, I guess streaming at 8am CST/9am EST was too much so now it's 9am CST/10am EST (unless I was retarded and misunderstood his IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT, which is quite possible)

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Once my mission is complete and Jeremy's house is repossessed and the divorce is finalized I have orders to put a baby in Britney Venti's belly then destroy myself and our daughter "Hope" Shaniqua Venti will grow up to prevent anyone like Jeremy Dale Hambly of Wisconsin from ever becoming a millionaire on the internet ever again.
It's no longer Hump Day. It's Hope Day. :feels:

I disavow Cherry and proclaim a Feltwa upon her.
Kinda makes me wonder if her silence during that stream was that of someone calculating how this is going down to report to others, or if Ms. Pac Man was going through her head chasing those darn cherries in the first board.

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We must secure the existence of the White Race and a future for White children who look like Screech from Saved by the Bell.
We have a Max Payne at home.
 
0/2 on his 9am est starts. one hour late today, his thumbnail says monday, same thumbnail from yesterday and irrelevant to the topic at hand, still using the "NOOOOOO" hag from the inauguration 10 years ago.
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brother, this guy SUCKS
He is taking the Rekeita path of "Oh they found out I am a lolcow...better get drunk to the point where I pass out and miss streams"
 
He is taking the Rekeita path of "Oh they found out I am a lolcow...better get drunk to the point where I pass out and miss streams"
He needs to either get aggressively drunk on stream and defend his flagging and tell PPP to go to hell, or he needs to disappear into rehab for three months, or he needs to kill himself.

I think we're all getting bored of "I'm going sober!" <doesn't> "I'm streaming at a new time!" <doesn't>

Enough of the half measure BULL shit
 
>Changes his streaming times
>Fails to stream on said new times but randomly appears at a completely different time
>You must verify your account to comment
>You get banned if you're not supportive enough
>You get banned if you're too supportive
>You can't raid his stream

Am I missing any facts from this textbook of killing channel engagement?
 
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