There is a possibility. He used to get into fights in his 20s and he's said marines choked each other into falling asleep.
Plus He's 52 and talks to Chatgpt as if it was a real person.
Speaking for myself, I wouldn't say I'd join Team Retard, but I would probably pull my punches a little bit when it comes to her.
Look, I don't particularly like Mint either, but I really think she is of such a diminished capacity that she was cajoled into doing a lot of what she did by the likes of EVS, Juju, and Riley. I find the three of them far more contemptible when it comes to the Eric July situation than Mint.
Maybe I'm being too soft on her here, but that's how I see it.
Speaking for myself, I wouldn't say I'd join Team Retard, but I would probably pull my punches a little bit when it comes to her.
Look, I don't particularly like Mint either, but I really think she is of such a diminished capacity that she was cajoled into doing a lot of what she did by the likes of EVS, Juju, and Riley. I find the three of them far more contemptible when it comes to the Eric July situation than Mint.
Maybe I'm being too soft on her here, but that's how I see it.
Speaking for myself, I wouldn't say I'd join Team Retard, but I would probably pull my punches a little bit when it comes to her.
Look, I don't particularly like Mint either, but I really think she is of such a diminished capacity that she was cajoled into doing a lot of what she did by the likes of EVS, Juju, and Riley. I find the three of them far more contemptible when it comes to the Eric July situation than Mint.
Maybe I'm being too soft on her here, but that's how I see it.
I doubt anyone has genuine hostility towards Mint. She is just a retard. She doesn't seem malicious (unlike retards like Chris Chan who are). Hopefully she is better now though considering she used to be with an abusive, piss-stench-covered, fat goblinoid, she can only go up from there.
Why does literally every picture he draws have some kind of giant dick in it? Sometimes they're obvious sometimes he bedazzles them like in this one.
HE'S GAY!
HE'S CLOSETED!
He seems to have always been kind of retarded. In the late 1990s, he got into a fight over some girl and ended up getting into so much legal trouble he had to join the marines. He had such a bad record that none of the other services would touch him. When he got to the marines, the recruiters tried to get him a good role based on his test scores. A senior officer even called him trying to get him to do something meaningful. But he told them his dream was to be a marine rifleman because of GI Joe comics and Star Wars movies.
He produces trashy ex-wives and children like a hood rat. And the peak of success to him a few years ago involved him going to an old-school shopping mall for McDonalds Breakfast followed by hanging out doing nothing in the mall until security would kick him out.
He seems to have always been kind of retarded. In the late 1990s, he got into a fight over some girl and ended up getting into so much legal trouble he had to join the marines. He had such a bad record that none of the other services would touch him. When he got to the marines, the recruiters tried to get him a good role based on his test scores. A senior officer even called him trying to get him to do something meaningful. But he told them his dream was to be a marine rifleman because of GI Joe comics and Star Wars movies.
He produces trashy ex-wives and children like a hood rat. And the peak of success to him a few years ago involved him going to an old-school shopping mall for McDonalds Breakfast followed by hanging out doing nothing in the mall until security would kick him out.
This song is dedicated to everyone I've ever made wait for me, and it comes from the bottom of my heart. Everyone's asking my ETA. Everyone has to get off my ass.
No one needs to know if I'm on my way. Calm the F down and focus on you.I am late.
What are you going to do? Nothing. I thought so.I am late and I'm not going to text you.
I'm not even rushing. Maybe I'll walk.Hi everyone, it's your boy Zach and the cat distribution system, I don't know, seems tobe doing tryouts.
So there'll be like a new cat every three months, but you just see themfor like a day or two and then they're gone. There was a good one, there was a good candidatelast night, but I don't know. Didn't even finish the can of cat food, so I think hewas just passing through.
But anyway, it's funny, I got a comment yesterday, a few hoursafter I thought of something, and then they said in the comment something that I justkind of said, that's probably not true. And then I just checked it and it is true. Somy favorite Russian pirate site, readcomicsingularonline.li, which I mean, I believe it's a Liberian domain,has been shut down.
And not just the landing page, like I had like 20 tabs open with booksI was going to read soon. And if you refresh them, it doesn't refresh. So I went to gocheck the other sites and they seem to be working, but I hate their UI, it's ugly, it'swonky.
I always, this just might be me, it feels like readcomic, readcomiconline.li hadthe best resolution out of all the digital, whether it's comiXology or the pirate sites.And I had the whole, I got the extension so I could right click because they shut thatdown like a year or two ago. And it's gone.
Now the funny thing is that, that's funny,a bunch of like tourists and doomers on YouTube, they're suddenly discovering things that actualfans have known for years. Like, did you know that Diamond went out of business? It'slike they basically went out of business six years ago. If you're a distributor and youstop distributing, you're not in business.
At least you're not in the business of distributinganymore. Um, or they're like, you guys, wait, I'm sorry. They do the voice where they pretendto be sad, but they're clearly in ecstasy.
They're like, you guys, something amazinghappened. Remember your third favorite comic news site from 2009? Newsarama? Yeah, it'sout of business. ComiX is dying.
It's like, uh, bro, George Bush is not president andneither is Obama in his first term. So nobody gives a fuck about Newsarama. It's 2026.
We'regetting news about comics from YouTube, from Tik Tok, from Reddit, from comic book storesthat have employees that get information. Like, what is this? I've got to get on theinformation super highway. Um, uh, so again, I've covered this, uh, uh, exhaustively.
Theyjust, their whole thing is saying everything's terrible. Everything's woke. Everything thatlost a hundred million dollars, blah, blah, blah, blah.
But then they did, I saw thisone and they always say it like very breathlessly. Like you guys, comiXology, a business, a businessunit of Amazon no longer has any dedicated employees that only work on comiXology. AndI'm like, oh my gosh, that's a payroll issue.
Not any of our business. We don't work atAmazon. ComiXology on Amazon still works.
It's just tech guys who work on other partsof the website are now also working on other parts of the website. Um, uh, so, but it gotme thinking about, um, well, a couple of things. Number one is using comiXology.
And of courseit's, it's, there's always a state of grace that we've fallen from. You know, it's like,oh, Newsarama was so amazing. Yeah.
I love reading, you know, press releases that werebarely edited by the so-called reporters. Oh, Diamond. Yeah.
It was so great to havea monopoly. Like what is the state of grace you're wistfully reminiscing for? And comiXologyalways sucked. Now at the beginning, again, like 15 years ago, whatever, it was kind ofcool.
It's like, oh, I can be at the gym and read comics on my tablet that keeps slippingoff the cardio machine. Um, but the, the download and the zooming and the, the, the zoom inzoom out. It was, I didn't like it.
I still don't like it. I read comics online when Icould do on, you know, a monitor or a laptop. Um, but, uh, I remembered that during COVIDwhen I couldn't go to the comic book store, I would, if I reviewed a pirated comic, Iwould make a huge show and dance of like, look, I also paid for this on comiXology.
And then somehow I just stopped doing that. And I think, I think I don't remember. I wasa while ago.
I mean, I did that for a while. It sucks when I go to like my Amazon, it'slike, here's an issue of children of the Adam from seven years ago. It's like, it's justsucks.
That fricking Vita Ayala. Do you remember the Vita Ayala miniseries where she's like,I'm not making everyone gay. Yeah.
There's a black lesbian as the main character. It'slike, well, she's not every character. Um, and so the whole thing was her.
And so, Oh,the cat's back. Cat's back. I don't know.
Maybe this is permanent. Well, it's semi-permanent.The cat is very clean.
So it's probably just a cat of the neighbor. Um, but, uh, he seemsto be confused by me talking, but, um, uh, anyway, so, uh, like I said, I, I, I mean,I've used, I remember I used to read America's army because it was free. So I was broke.
So I was only reading the free comics on comiXology, which there was a good amount, you know, therewas, I don't know, a hundred or 200. Um, it was enough. Um, it was enough to fill up yourqueue and like, Oh, I love doing this.
And then your tablet slips off the cardio machine10 more times in one workout. Um, but, uh, so, and then the Ed Piscore thing, I was justkind of generally angry at the industry. I blamed the entire industry for it when Ednamed his murderers and it was not the entire industry.
It was a handful of people. Um, so,and then I've noticed that recently it's become a way to shut me up or discredit me. You know,the entire history of the channel is nobody can ever actually debate.
Hey buddy, non-genderedcat. I don't know what you are. Um, nobody can ever actually like debate what I say.
Italways has to be some personal attack or some like way to like ostracize me. So it's likefirst it's, Oh, he's racist. He's everything phobic.
And now it's like, he's having a meltdown.He's bitter. He's crazy.
It's like, or you're just a pussy who just says whatever the groupthink is. The funny thing is channels have called me like a liar and said I was crazyfor saying comics are good. And now saying like, well, there was nine good comics outthis week.
Okay. So that was quick. Um, this cat is like very aggressively friendly.
Okay.Now he's going down the sewer. So, okay.
He's distracted. Um, but, uh, so, and then, youknow, I started reading comics online and, uh, well pirated comics online and I lovedit. I loved it for getting the new comics, you know, every Wednesday they would be uplike at breakfast time.
Um, and I'm not sure the exact source, how all these pirate sitesget them, but they all get them very early on Wednesday. Um, and they all have the samefiles, but like I said, I swear the one I go to always has like better resolution. Um, butyeah, it was one of the ways to shut me up.
It's like, well, Zach says everything's good,but he's reading pirated comics. I was like, you know what? You're not saying that, youknow, for any other reason than to shut me up and discredit me. But it's the fairestof the points.
And again, they can never debate what I'm saying. It always has to be somesort of personal attack or attempt to ostracize me or something like that. Um, because they'rejust a bunch of, Oh, whatever the group says, that's what I'll do.
Oh boy. We're talkingabout Disney princesses for 10 days straight. I'll do that.
I'm 53 years old. Um, but uh,anyway, so, um, it got me thinking because I was like, you know, I do need, I'm readingso many comics and I do need to contribute. I can't just be taking stuff for free.
Although,you know, there's a million ways to read stuff for free. You can flip through a whole graphicnovel at Barnes and Noble. Nobody cares.
You can go to the library. Well, here's theproblem though. So I've been getting in shape this year.
So I was like, cardio is boring.What if I stopped at a library on the way to the gym, got a graphic novel, read it onthe treadmill, on the exercise bike, and then returned it on the way home. That would bebrilliant.
Except for something amazing happens. I can't read printed comics anymore. It'snot being nearsighted because I can read newspapers.
I can read magazines, but something aboutthe combination of the saturated colors and a lot of comics use these very thin fontsright now, like razor sharp, thin fonts. And I also swear they're making the type sizesmaller. Remember that Murder Falcon from a few years ago with Daniel Warren Johnsonwhere it was clearly like too small.
It's not that bad, but like, so at first I waslike, oh shit, I, I might need, you know, reading glasses. Then I was like, no, I don'tneed reading glasses in any other respect. It's, so it's, it's the gloss on the paperplus the saturation of the colors plus the extremely thin fonts they're using.
And alsoI think it's like, even just like the curvature, it's, it's hard to explain. It's not blurry,but it feels yucky in my brain. Whereas reading, you know, and these are for modern comicsfor modern audiences.
Back issues, I can read just fine because the back issues, you know,they had the newsprint, the, the ink would go into the paper and then it would seep outa little bit, kind of like burnishing the letters, making them wider, making them justvery easy to read. But yeah, just those, those four factors. I literally can't read moderncomics anymore.
So I was like, and then I've explained that, uh, I started going back intocomic shops last year and the BO situation, at least down here, was biblical. I've, I'venever smelled BO like this. My friend was like, I'm picking up more urine than BO.
It'slike, I don't think that's urine. I think that's sweat. If enough sweat collects inan area, it starts to sound like, or smell like urine.
But, uh, and I have friends whoare teachers and even college professors and they're like, yeah, there's a whole generationthat just didn't learn to hygiene when they were stuck in lockdown. So they're like, yeah,the classrooms are ripe. So I've tried to go to the comic book store.
I've tried tobuy physical comics, even though I have problems reading them. And it's, I literally, it was,I had to go like pluck Noah's hairs. I couldn't get the smell out of my nose.
And I have afriend who's always like, oh, you're a whiner. Oh, you notice things. And he's like, yeah,it was, it's like getting punched in the face.
Um, so there's a bunch of stores herein the area. I don't mean to insult you. It's not the store's fault.
The customers literallyjust don't wash themselves. Don't wear deodorant. And it's, you've probably seen this at likegaming conventions and like the gaming sections of, no, it's like you get like 10 feet intoa store, you start noticing it.
The close, the closer you get to the gaming section.And this is how a lot of comic book store, uh, survives off gaming and having multiple,you know, revenue sources. It's horrible.
It's horrible, but I do need to contribute.I have no right to read free books every single week without paying at least a company, whichthere's no, well, I think, are there still subscriptions? You can just subscribe. Um,uh, but anyway, so I had a thought and so I want to run it past y'all and one of y'allmight be able to solve this cause you might actually own a comic book store.
This is whatI want to do. And originally I was going to go do this in person, but if I went to dothis in person, I would be saying it to someone that I just said, yeah, their store stinks.I can't literally go there anymore.
So this is what I want to do. I want to give on amonthly basis the amount of money that I would have spent on comics. Also, I don't want physicalcomics.
I don't, I don't want to store them. I don't want to keep it. I just want to readthe story.
That's it. I want to be able to go reread it if I want to, which pirate sitesare great for. Oh, that's another thing.
If you're like super against piracy, I understand.But here's the deal. It was also an archive.
It had back issues going back to the 1930s.Uh, and those were photographs of the physical comic book pages, which is amazing. You know,when they, when you get to digital comics, a lot of times they're digital adaptations.
I don't know what they do. They run it through an AI or a filter or something like that.The colors are all off.
The colors are not soaking into newsprint as was intended atthe time. So you've, you've probably noticed this. Um, so yeah, so my solution is I wantto find a comic book store, um, that's willing for me to just PayPal them, whatever, 100,150, $200 a month.
So I'm not a mooch, you know? So I'm paying for the books that I like.Um, uh, the funny thing is this guy right here didn't seem to be like the type. It's like,Oh yeah, you're criticizing.
Oh, your books are late. It wasn't one of those like, shut up.You know, it was like, it was germane because the pirate site just got shut down.
So he's like, what are you going to do? So the answer is number one, there's other pirate sites,but weirdly enough, since I've been thinking about comiXology because these doomer unkswere like, you guys, do you remember your fourth favorite way to read comics in 2011?It doesn't have dedicated employees at its parent company anymore. Yeah, comics are dying.So I was thinking about comiXology and then it started this whole thought process.
He's desperately trying to convince himself he's not some sad old white conservative BPC Unc, but the reality is this faggot is pushing 60 with nothing to show for in life except calling some comic chick a cum dumpster, getting publicly cucked in court by Mark Waid, and that degenerate shoe store video.
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