🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 387 30.7%
  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 535 42.4%
  • Around a week.

    Votes: 206 16.3%
  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 14 1.1%
  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 27 2.1%
  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 92 7.3%

  • Total voters
    1,261
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Sir, a 38th plane has hit the towers
🎶Well, and the felts starts comin' and the rapes keep comin'
Fed to the kino and i hit the stream runnin''
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your pants gets shart, but your head gets numb
So much to drink, so much to see
So, what's wrong with taking the cuckseat?
You'll never know if you don't soil your briefs (briefs)
You'll never shine if you don't grift
Hey now, you're a lolcow
Get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a fat cuck
Get the show on, get felt
(And all that you love is dull)
Only griftin' stars get a jew bulll 🎶
 
I have read every highlight and I still don't know what's going on.

Am I correct in my understanding that he's just Fat Rekieta?

Less sad, and more hilarious than Rekieta. (Sorry, I stopped following Rekieta once I heard about his kids-- incredibly fucked up and depressing situation)

Also less sober, more hilarious than Mundane Matt.
 
Gary has had a rough life. He fucked up when he was a druggie/drunk kid and landed in prison. Because of that and because he's had second chances, he tries to be compassionate towards other fuckups. He's trying to give Chrissie a chance to save herself, because he feels he owes it to people to give them some grace as part of his AA commitments.

Chrissie didn't make the right decision by confessing and repenting, so I think the grace for her will not last. Jeremy of G&G is already attacking Chrissie. Gary's not going to savage her, but I don't think he'll let her stay around. He's not going to sacrifice his channels for her.
"rough life" dude thats the fucking consequences of his own dumb fucking actions, and by no means do i hate gary, i just question him as a man on how the fuck he is talking out both sides of his mouth with all of this. either fire the bitch or don't, but if you don't you spent days talking shit and need to be held accountable for it.
 
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Fellow war history spergs unite! What’s your favorite war?
Desert Storm / Gulf War 1 (I'm trying so hard to make GW1 happen/stick but it's probably never going to happen).

Specifically the tank battle is my favorite part of the Gulf War.

These women who stream to simps are kind of like Saddam's tank units. Saddam had the 4th largest military in the world at the time, similar to Jer's artificially inflated channels. View botting and corruption doesn't win battles and they're seeing that in real time.

Stay tuned for the highway of death.
 
I have read every highlight and I still don't know what's going on.

Am I correct in my understanding that he's just Fat Rekieta?
A fatter, drunker (this could be argued), lazier, non-child dosing variety of him who shits himself constantly.
we call them Failsons, crippled by affluenza and toxic positivity.
 
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I think he's trying to dodge the alogs by starting early. Good luck that, Jer.
You know I do kinda respect this strategy because the best defense against the unemployed is being very early about it. The jobless like to sleep in! Doesn't help against the yuropoors and the Australians, but it might help against the Americans.

Unfortunately Jer has DSP-tier a-logs now, so they'll probably adjust their sleep schedules to compensate.
 
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