🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 456 30.6%

  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 578 38.8%

  • Around a week.

    Votes: 262 17.6%

  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 30 2.0%

  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 50 3.4%

  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 115 7.7%
  • Total voters
    1,491
Speaking of right wing grifters, throw a hat on salty and you have less fat Jeremy. All these guys end up falling apart, and I’m okay with that.


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Saltbite Duel (Shark v. Horse)

Saltbite Duel (B-Side)
Saltbite Duel

[Verse 1]
By the brine-stained pier
the old horse came in
hooves all split like driftwood
eyes like winter tin
I saw the hammerhead rise
from a scar of blackened foam
jaw full of iron weather
looking for a bone
[Verse 2]
Orange peels in the gutter
slick under his feet
someone dropped a morning cup
coffee gone cold and sweet
he wore a cracked brass buckle
like a curse on his hide
and the shark just kept on circling
with the tide inside
[Pre-Chorus]
Fireball in the nostrils
blasphemy in the sand
geishas in the red floodlight
watching from the stands
one took off her white glove
pointed at the sky
then the old horse reared up
and both of them cried
[Chorus]
Hammerhead, hammerhead
bite through bone
Old horse, old horse
won't go home
Hammerhead, hammerhead
salt and flame
Old horse, old horse
say his name
[Verse 3]
He kicked like a church bell
cracking through the dark
the shark came in low
left a crescent in his mark
orange pulp on the railing
blood on the rope
coffee from a busted thermos
stained the broken scope
Every curse in the harbor
spat from every mouth
blasphemy on the seawind
ripping north to south
[Pre-Chorus]
Fireball in the nostrils
blasphemy in the sand
geishas in the red floodlight
watching from the stands
one took off her white glove
pointed at the sky
then the old horse reared up
and both of them cried
[Chorus]
Hammerhead, hammerhead
bite through bone
Old horse, old horse
won't go home
Hammerhead, hammerhead
salt and flame
Old horse, old horse
say his name
[Bridge]
[Half-time]
Mouth to muzzle
gale to groan
sea made monster
throne to bone
old age snarling
young blood foam
two hard shadows
fighting for a home
[Final Chorus]
Hammerhead, hammerhead
bite through bone
Old horse, old horse
won't go home
Hammerhead, hammerhead
salt and flame
Old horse, old horse
say his name
Hammerhead, hammerhead
drag the night
Old horse, old horse
die by bite
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SchizoDaemon said:
I like warski and his dumb jokes.
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I love when PPP is really on a roll and constantly being interrupted with "But Ashton... Ashton!............. Ash!.....But....Ashton!" for five minutes until Warski gets to make his idiotic, irrelevant comment and then laugh nervously.

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I'd say he's like a real-life Chris Farley Show, except Chris managed to play an endearing dumb guy.
 
Jackie's Abortion said:
This shitshow is still so surreal. All Chrissie had to say was 'I was overwhelmed and lied to protect my friend. Jer is an idiot and I'm donating all the superchats to a charity to Wisconsin that helps alcoholics/people struggling with substance abuse'. :tomlinson:
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Thats what im saying. This was the plan from the start. Chrissie is a idiot, but shes a manipulative, scheming idiot.

She sees Jers "numbers" and her way in was to sweep for him and soften Mel's reputation.

She ignored Camelot and Gary's advice to get on top of this drama before Friday.

And hadn't planned on making Sundays stream about it. She played her normal opening and had guest on (cherry) who had no idea what was going on. She was going to say her little bit at the start and that was that.

She already had 3rd chair on the Jer show linned up.

This was a work from the start.
 
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