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🍔 QuarterpounderJeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest
PPP is way more talented than a lot of people, I couldn't do what he does and neither could you. If you like watching PPP make fun of Hambly than you have Warski to thank for it though. Who do you think gets PPP back from his vacations? It's the guy who is constantly working on the show, doing extra shows on locals, actively tweeting about their show every day, doing all the tech etc etc. If they drop a movie about Jer in the next couple of months I'd bet it's because Warski convinced PPP to go film it.
More importantly, big fat guy and skinny guy is a classic comedy duo. It's appeared so often over the course of history that it is just a part of the human condition, across all cultures and time. Jeremy has completely failed to figure this out for himself and only attempts that duo in the bedroom with his wife.
I've given up reading every page of this thread. It's impossible for an adult with responsibilities. It's beginning to negatively affect my sleep. The circles beneath my eyes swirl darkly. I'm becoming Jerified. Maybe it's time to take up hard liquor
No Sir, the secret is to put as much effort into your adult responsibilities as Jeremy does. Soon all will become as withered and degenerate and, shall we say, Quarteringd, as we slide into the void.
PPP's old cellphone streams alone show how talented and skilled he was. The alogging work he did on Fuentes early on is legendary. He was able to stay on track and hammer point after point having everything ready to go. Sometimes I think about how the duo would have gone if it was Godwinson instead of Warski for instance. That would never work though as you need the balance of being content with the producer role and minimal input. The chemistry just works perfectly now, Its a very well oiled machine.
Jani lane (the lead singer) is who Jer seems to be following in the footsteps of, had a successful career but drank his life away. Although in his case his biggest hit was actually a good product.
It's not a fucking business hit to have some fucking principles and practice what you fucking preach. That fat flaggot retard and his whores spew the same bullshit lines about "MUH BUSINESS" while they do this, you fucking golem.
With jer implying Chrissie will be taking HCB spot, im assuming this was the plan from the start.
HCB the professional she is put her 2 weeks in, jer went to Chrissie and asked if she wanted the spot. As long as she swept and played nice with Mel.
Thats why Chrissie didn't see the Mel interview as a 911. It went exactly how it was supposed to.
Would explain why she waited till Sunday and ignored everyone telling her it was a bad idea to she needed to fix it immediately to the defiant Sunday stream.
Not a horrible move, all things considered, assuming that Chrissie already had something that could have damaged him if they ever fell out. HCB won't blab. Between Tim Pool and now QuarterPounder she understands how this alt-lite media sphere works. Look at the shady shit Elijah Shafer was up to behind the scenes that these grifters swept up for years. Even with all the dirt out there in the open now it seems he is still broadcasting? Hannah knows that you have to keep your mouth shut if you want to work in the space, so an NDA was never really necessary.
Chrissie, however, is truly a drama whore. Being one of the many scum-sucking parasites in the dabbleverse she would immediately double-cross Hambly if they came to blows so paying a menial salary to button her up is probably in his best interest. There's a 0% chance he hasn't slid into just one of her stable of whore's DMs asking for feet pics—it's likely he pesters the lot of them. Besides, it's always fun to expand his list of ladies he's simped for and why save money on firing HCB when you can keep losing money while doubling the unfunny cringe commentary?
This shitshow is still so surreal. All Chrissie had to say was 'I was overwhelmed and lied to protect my friend. Jer is an idiot and I'm donating all the superchats to a charity to Wisconsin that helps alcoholics/people struggling with substance abuse'.
not much just some general seething calling all the creators that criticize Jer gay or lame.
and a based take on coomalot, even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Both of them turd wrangle but their chemistry works. Warski starts with a punchline that PPP then runs with later. Plus, Warski is a great producer just based on how well he manages the stream. I do wish his sound board was filled with more sounds from the LolCows they bully like how Ethan did. Ethan's coverage of the Ren fair was hilarious with the bull sounds and Jers ad libs and if KC did so, the show would be even better tbh.
Anyways enough sucking off tardski and the fat canadian, mandatory Jer felt:
HE'S AN EMO WHO DELETED TWITTER
HE GETS HIS ASS STRETCHED BY ADAM SELLERS
HE'S GOING TO FILE BANKRUPTCY SOON
