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Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.
They've actually could've just re-imagined it in a modern setting. Kinda like how the 90s movie 10 Things I Hate About You is just Taming of the Shrew but in 90s
Done masterfully in O Brother, Where Art Thou (2000).
Could easily be done again with the right creatives at the helm, and should have been what Nolan went with if he was determined to cast every high-profile plastic surgery face he could find.
ellen is going to play the ghoulish spectre of achilles clawing his way out of the river styx like anne heche and people are going to applaud this as progressive
The Ellen Page/Achilles thing is absurd, but the black woman/Helen of Troy is much worse. View attachment 8988630
You expect me to believe multiple armies go to war with each other for 10+ years over this?
I don't think you understand what natural childbirth, plague, pestilence, famine and zero dentistry used to do to women's bodies and faces. Plus, a thinner woman would genuinely not have been considered attractive back in the day. Nolan's a colourblind hack but his selection of "Soft Classic + IDK in this version she's descended from foreign POWs" technically works. She's a 10 but in the "rich guy's well behaved wife" sort of way. She looks terrible in red, though. They gotta stop putting cool reds anywhere near her.
ellen is going to play the ghoulish spectre of achilles clawing his way out of the river styx like anne heche and people are going to applaud this as progressive
On Helen: It wasn't just her beauty that started the war. It was the fact that she was the ACTUAL legitimate royal. Whoever was married to her was, by default, king of Sparta. Without her, Menelaos has no claim to the throne. And second, the bidding oath to defend her marriage was far more important than her appearance.
Overall, her status as queen and daughter of Zeus and the oath played a far bigger role than her appearance in the conflict. Of course, it is worth mentioning that Paris wanted her for her appearance alone but it is also worth mentioning the other reasons the Greeks wanted her back.
On Helen: It wasn't just her beauty that started the war. It was the fact that she was the ACTUAL legitimate royal. Whoever was married to her was, by default, king of Sparta. Without her, Menelaos has no claim to the throne. And second, the bidding oath to defend her marriage was far more important than her appearance.
Overall, her status as queen and daughter of Zeus and the oath played a far bigger role than her appearance in the conflict. Of course, it is worth mentioning that Paris wanted her for her appearance alone but it is also worth mentioning the other reasons the Greeks wanted her back.
She keeps yapping about how she has 50 fibroids, some as big as an orange. So yeah, average sheboon.
Idk how she can stand, let alone act, if it's acualy true.
I don't think you understand what natural childbirth, plague, pestilence, famine and zero dentistry used to do to women's bodies and faces. Plus, a thinner woman would genuinely not have been considered attractive back in the day. Nolan's a colourblind hack but his selection of "Soft Classic + IDK in this version she's descended from foreign POWs" technically works. She's a 10 but in the "rich guy's well behaved wife" sort of way. She looks terrible in red, though. They gotta stop putting cool reds anywhere near her.
A thinner woman was attractive in context or was at least a mark of social class. One mediaeval Pope (maybe John XII) was noted by Bishop Liutprand of Cremona of having a broad taste in women from ordinary working women walking the street to aristocratic women reed thin by dieting. Anyhow, I certainly don't think the Greeks and Trojans would wage war of a near boyish looking black woman. Why do they have ruin the legends and lore of ancient Europe? It's deliberate.
Was re-watching the old X-Men movies the other day and got a jump scare seeing Ellen pre-trans joy, because man she was so cute and charismatic as Kitty Pryde.
Genuinely, how can anyone look at her pre transition vs now (allowing for natural aging) and think this was the better option?
A thinner woman was attractive in context or was at least a mark of social class. One mediaeval Pope (maybe John XII) was noted by Bishop Liutprand of Cremona of having a broad taste in women from ordinary working women walking the street to aristocratic women reed thin by dieting.
She's in a movie of The Odyssey, not the Inquisition. Being creepily thin is thankfully acceptable in current year, but I don't think a 1950s size 2 was considered particularly feminine in antiquity. Anyway, as another poster said, the queen of the Spartans could have been 80 pounds soaking wet and completely bogged in the face and still have no trouble getting a husband.
"Troonacy is on its way out! People are peaking!" Everyone who keeps telling me, go fuck yourselves. This shit will keep happening more and more because TPTB have a vested interest in castrating the masses, shortening the average lifespan, and of course they need guinea pigs for their transhumanist experiments. No matter how much you or I fight it, those who own the media, the medical establishment, and the means of living in general, want transgenderism to be normal, so it will be normal.
