🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

[Jose Beaner Luna]

The Farms has made me cynical and jaded so I'm probably being a little too harsh on Gary. I've been watching Nerdrotic for almost ten years and I hope Gary isn't as shitty as I'm starting to think he his.

Never trust a man that surrounds himself in children pop culture slop memorabilia, is the nose ring for men.

 

[The Secret Sauce]

He's definitely sweeping it up. Not completely but he acts as if shitting on Mayr for what she did isn't the correct thing to do. She fucking supported a flaggot, she's a flaggot herself probably, she fucking lied and tried to gaslight her way out instead of just apologizing for fucking up. Fuck all these grifter faggots

Sitting there with a straight face claiming he "doesn't do drama" is infuriating. I'd bet my life savings you could make a 5 hour long compilation of him covering "drama" from Brie Larson, the Snow White mutt, and whoever wrote the Star Wars sequels. Delete your channel and start uploading videos of kittens chasing string if you're above "drama", you queer.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

Sitting there with a straight face claiming he "doesn't do drama" is infuriating. I'd bet my life savings you could make a 5 hour long compilation of him covering "drama" from Brie Larson, the Snow White mutt, and whoever wrote the Star Wars sequels. Delete your channel and start uploading videos of kittens chasing string if you're above "drama", you queer.

Hollywood PR/pop culture drama is very different from YouTube (and in his case, personal) drama.

 

[Ultor Corporate Shill]

Anti-woke pop culture warriors are all nigger cattle that deserve to have their consumerist childhood entertainment raped by pedophile trannies.

 

[The Secret Sauce]

Casino promo is up early today. The fat one seems like he's a little annoyed with Chrissie.

 

[BONECRUSHER]

Hollywood PR/pop culture drama is very different from YouTube (and in his case, personal) drama.

It is the same shit. You can't cry muh censorship and all that shit and then fucking act mealy mouthed when your so called "friends" do it and endorse it. You either like censorship or don't, you don't get to fucking pick.

 

[The Secret Sauce]

Hollywood PR/pop culture drama is very different from YouTube (and in his case, personal) drama.

Is it really? If you're going to yap about whatever WOKE actress shot her mouth off on twitter, I don't see why you can't do the same for e-celebs. Am I expected to believe he's stay out of it if Brie Larson publicly declared a deplatforming jihad against all her detractors, then followed through with it?

 

[Anti Lolicon Bomb]

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Nerdrotic did condemn Hambly immediately and has done so again and stated in no uncertain terms that he opposes flagging channels and will not only disassociate from anyone who does it but also anybody who sweeps going off what he just said from this stream he is currently live on. He basically just said he wants to address it and move on and will talk to Mayr about what he didn't like last night before making a decision.

There is a reasonable difference between cultural drama and personal drama and some people really don't enjoy the latter.

I don't watch Nerdrotic because I'm not a capeshitter but he seems normal and reasonable.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Casino promo out. Tonight should be fun

https://x.com/Andywarski/status/2053881026393366593

Local backup

15:23

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

What’s everyone’s take on Brittney Venti?

WHITE CHOCLATE KWEEN OF THE BEAUTY PARLOR, SLAYING THESE BITCHES FROM ALL 360 DEGREES OF HER SIGHT!!!

 

[Soapmore]

If I had the opportunity to hang out with pornstars I’d at least try to fuck them

It’s partly why I left the faith cause I was just tired of being associated with losers like Jer or Mel who just use it as a smokescreen for their bs

My brother, what you are describing isn't faith, but membership in a club. You left it so you could indulge in the wordly ways. Not much different from their grifting.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

These "culture warrior" niggers sit around making fart jokes about Superman for six figure incomes.

Sitting there with a straight face claiming he "doesn't do drama" is infuriating. I'd bet my life savings you could make a 5 hour long compilation of him covering "drama" from Brie Larson, the Snow White mutt, and whoever wrote the Star Wars sequels. Delete your channel and start uploading videos of kittens chasing string if you're above "drama", you queer.

I know everyone quotes that ancient Rome thing where actors were considered lower than smelly hookers giving out very cheap anal sex by the Colosseum or whatever, but it seems very applicable to YouTube people. I doubt the hookers back then were not like "Uhhh, I am actually an artist of my asshole, so I need like, a sonnet and a flower bouquet before I take my 5 cents and get my butthole tore up."

 

[Sneeds]

Blink and you'll miss it, but Best Girl Cherry was actually asked the most important question of the whole shitshow:

weekend.webm

I’ve been missing out on the quarterpounder drama but did she really just stand still for the rest of the stream?

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Never trust a man that surrounds himself in children pop culture slop memorabilia, is the nose ring for men.

But how can I prove I'm a Real Fan™ of a franchise if I don't CONSOOOOOOOM!?

 

[SchizoDaemon]

Casino promo out. Tonight should be fun

https://x.com/Andywarski/status/2053881026393366593

Grand Ayatollah PPP has issues the Fatwa.

 

[BONECRUSHER]

Grand Ayatollah PPP has issues the Fatwa.

The Feltwa if you would.

 

[Squanto Airi]

Also Venti was one of the first to call out vtubers like GawrGura for being obvious pedo bait, but was heavily criticized at the time.

I just hate seeing shark-on-shark violence

 

[Sneeds]

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Good job COG I'm sure the revelation you've been DMing gay ops with Hamburger Helpless will help him unfuck his life.

Cog wants the Quartering drama to be over so people can make videos on Josh and his blocklands posts.

 

[The Secret Sauce]

I know everyone quotes that ancient Rome thing where actors were considered lower than smelly hookers giving out very cheap anal sex by the Colosseum or whatever, but it seems very applicable to YouTube people. I doubt the hookers back then were not like "Uhhh, I am actually an artist of my asshole, so I need like, a sonnet and a flower bouquet before I take my 5 cents and get my butthole tore up."

Following the downfalls of e-celebs has drastically improved my perception of Hollywood actors tbh. Their jobs are much harder, the paparazzi is way more unhinged than most KC-style shows, they have insane gossip printed out in tabloids at the grocery store checkout aisle regularly, and they deal with all of that far better than guys like Jer.

 

[Your_deadname_here]

Like a Kardashev Scale but for Lolcows ?

The New Zealand Board of Agriculture and Animal Husbandry -Kardashev Scale of Lolcow Civilization
A Typology of Energy Output in the Chronically Online
Type 0 — The Ambient Emitter
Radiates incidentally. Posts exist but carry no gravitational pull. Drama happens around them the way weather happens around a mailbox. Their humiliation is local, contained, and leaves no fossil record. Most people who have ever been mildly embarrassing on a forum are Type 0. The internet forgot them before it even noticed.
Type I — The Planetary Lolcow
Has achieved escape velocity from dignity within a single platform. The drama is self-sustaining — one incident generates enough energy to power a thread, which generates enough energy to power a follow-up incident, which generates a Reddit post, which generates a YouTube video running twelve minutes longer than it needs to. They have a wiki section. They don't know about it yet. When they find out, that event gets its own wiki section.
Type II — The Stellar Lolcow
Has learned to harness their own collapse and is actively feeding energy back into the loop. At this stage, the lolcow has discovered the audience — not in the way a comedian discovers an audience, but in the way a wound discovers a finger. Every response to coverage becomes new coverage. They post receipts that constitute evidence. They file legal threats that become exhibits. The parasocial relationship is now load-bearing infrastructure on both sides. Kiwi Farms has a subforum. The subforum has internal drama.
Type III — The Galactic Lolcow
Operates at civilizational scale. The lolcow has metastasized beyond their own drama — they now generate lolcows. Associates get their own threads. Former allies defect and produce tell-all content that itself becomes a secondary lolcow event. The original incident that started everything is now discussed the way scholars discuss pre-Socratic philosophy: incompletely, with reference to fragments, and with genuine uncertainty about the original sources. Merchandise has been produced. Some of it by the lolcow. Some of it by enemies. The quality differential between these is not what you would expect.
Type IV — The Quartering
Transcended the scale. The Quartering is not producing energy — the Quartering is the background radiation. The lolcow event horizon was crossed at an unknown point in the past, and everything since has been interior to it. The catalog is so vast and internally contradictory that researchers disagree on methodology. He has been right about things. This makes it worse. He has been wrong about the same things simultaneously. There are compilation videos longer than theatrical cuts of prestige films. He has, at various points, been the protagonist, the antagonist, the cautionary tale, the unexpected hero, and the evidence cited by both sides of disputes he is not aware of. He does not log off. He cannot log off. The logging off is the content. He is what remains when a man fully metabolizes his audience and they fully metabolize him, and neither party can locate the transaction anymore. The heat death of the universe will be a YouTube thumbnail. He will have posted about it. The title will be misleading. He will be correct.