🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 439 30.2%

  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 576 39.6%

  • Around a week.

    Votes: 256 17.6%

  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 27 1.9%

  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 43 3.0%

  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 114 7.8%
  • Total voters
    1,455
When quartering says "All I can really do here is shut up and hopefully they will leave them alone." in his leaving social media message he posted to social media, it immediately strikes me as wrong in two ways. First, it's not the only thing he could do. It's maybe the only thing he could do without admitting to any wrongdoing. Second, he actually can't do it.
 
deskgum said:
When quartering says "All I can really do here is shut up and hopefully they will leave them alone." in his leaving social media message he posted to social media, it immediately strikes me as wrong in two ways. First, it's not the only thing he could do. It's maybe the only thing he could do without admitting to any wrongdoing. Second, he actually can't do it.
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Third, It actually means they'll get more hate since he isn't there to take any heat off them.
 
Lake_Cresva_Sailor said:
The clock has struck midnight for Jeremy Dale Hambly of Wisconsin. The bell now tolls.

In about 1/3 of his shorts today he is having visible signs of a stroke. He's not long for this world.

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Sneed Force One said:
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What's going on with that eye twitch, Jer?

"I look like a spastic retard having a stroke but I'm still too lazy to hit delete recording on OBS"
- Jeremy Hambly, 2026
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And he hasn't even posted any regular length videos today, either. I know he's usually even more lazy on a sunday but theres usually something. Lmao what the fuck did you do to yourself, jer?
 
I was thinking last night before I went to bed that I was almost starting to feel sorry for Jeremy. Just a tiny bit, as one human being can toward a giant drunk lummox. This is one of the largest dumpster fires I've ever seen after all... must be tough...

Then I log in and finally catch up on his bullshit for today. Lying motherfucking asshole. I have not seen someone so talented at burning any possible goodwill as Jeremy Hambly. Maybe Rekieta? I don't even know.
 
Still nothing on Chrissie's channel. She's NYC-based, so it's almost 5PM where she is. Where are ya?

It's such a deathtrap that there's no way she can truthfully answer to everything without looking completely slimy.

The like ratio on her latest upload isn't going well:

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And that's with the dislike extension, which is a lower estimate, so it's more dislikes than this.

The comments are great:
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There are more but you get the idea. Not going well.

Jose Beaner Luna said:
You're here forever in Josh's House of Felt.
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You will watch the fat girl eat the food and you will like it.
 
Sneed Force One said:
ssstwitter.com_1778445641031.mp4
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What's going on with that eye twitch, Jer?

"I look like a spastic retard having a stroke but I'm still too lazy to hit delete recording on OBS"
- Jeremy Hambly, 2026
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I spent 10 minutes trying to figure out how to fucking embed that and gave up.

Anyway you notice how he raised all this money for new studios and his fat drunk ass is too lazy to get up and go to a different desk across 4 different channels?

At least he switched his cope cap in some of the vids.
 
deskgum said:
When quartering says "All I can really do here is shut up and hopefully they will leave them alone." in his leaving social media message he posted to social media, it immediately strikes me as wrong in two ways. First, it's not the only thing he could do. It's maybe the only thing he could do without admitting to any wrongdoing. Second, he actually can't do it.
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He has that Indian instinct to save face at all costs, so he simply can not admit any wrongdoing. The "harassment" is just something that happens, ambiently, like a natural hazard to a vessel passing through the Internet's warp. Similarly, it's not that he's bothered. He's "just chillin'." But the people around him are bothered so much, guys! He's really just being selfless in deleting his Twitter, don't you know.

I really hate this quality in people where all they care about is how they appear, not the underlying reality, just the frame. Mel also has this instinct, they're two peas in a pod. A leftoid I've seen exhibit this before too is Vaush.
 
From what I can see, Chrissie Mayr has been radio silent about anything since she decided to retweet that the attack on Jer resembles the ES JAY DOUBLE YEWWWS!!!!

My guesses for what happens with the Simpcast that's supposed to happen in the order of likelihood:

1. Radio silence continues, no show. Next show is some random person with no association to this sector of the internet and all superchats/live chats are heavily moderated.

2. Chrissie Mayr cancels to buy herself time because it's Mother's Day.

3. Chrissie Mayr cancels with some other excuse, likely to try and make people sympathetic

4. Chrisie Mayr does her show and "apologizes" but takes no real accountability and doesn't fully address everything that has gone on.

5. Chrissie Mayr does her show and apologizes, but here apology is filled with other holes and lies that get exposed in the days to come.

6. The world ends before her next show.

7. Chrissie Mayr goes live and tells the actual truth about why she was gunt guarding Hambly and Mel.

Either way, it doesn't fucking matter. This bitch is irrelevant and I could not give a single fuck about her opinion on the Quartering if she claims she's changed her mind. Her only usefulness would have been to allow Melonie Mac to be pressed for all of her bullshit, that opportunity will obviously never present itself again, so fuck her. The Casino should go full "scorched earth" on her ass on Monday regardless of whatever sob stories/fake apologies she might give. It's too late and she's been thoroughly exposed. Give her the full felting.
 
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Scorpion From MK said:
You can use the API of this site as a base for the Jeranalyzer to check if a video has been archived: https://findyoutubevideo.thetechrobo.ca/api

You can search for the TheIncredibleSaltMine YT URLs using Filmot: https://filmot.com/channel/UCx_SEanFxmYdkylVM1v3RDg

Here are the TheIncredibleSaltMine videos archived in PreserveTube: https://preservetube.com/channel/UCx_SEanFxmYdkylVM1v3RDg/videos
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This is all very helpful, thank you. I think the easiest win I should go for first is finding a way to play the video from PreserveTube in the Jeralyzer.
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This could be a bit of an issue.
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Another thing, is it possible for you to check through the Jeranalyzer which videos has Jer deleted from his Quartering and Unsleeved Media channels?
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I was already thinking about doing this. I run basic analytics that are necessary for wrangling flaky downloads, it's not too crazy to check each video and record whether it's online or not and make that filterable; that will be handy when it comes time for me to identify which videos need to be swapped out with an archive as well. "X results from Y videos (Z deleted)" could make for some funny screenshots.
Could be fun to throw some charts in the public app as well!
 
Defend Jer. This is all malicious lies. I’ve personally killed 20-30 kiwifaggots who’ve been malicious against Jer. They’re woke. They have no lives. It’s not murder because they’re barely alive if they can’t appreciate TheQuartering content. Blood for the Jer god. Skulls for the cuck chair. Open up a beer, open up a kiwifaggot, how are you doing this weekend?

I’m Jewish btw.
 
Lake_Cresva_Sailor said:
In about 1/3 of his shorts today he is having visible signs of a stroke. He's not long for this world.
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Linking below to a post from a week and a half ago, when he was challenging YellowFlash and demanding to come on his show, and then ran away when YellowFlash invited him on.

Shit was moving so fast, I don't think anyone caught just how fucked up he was.

That gasping for breath while doing his best breaching whale impression.

It's like a nature documentary showing some poor creature's final moments.

Midnight Energy Drink said:
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Nick Gars said:
This isn't my sphere, so I don't know who most of these people are, but the dude doing the "dut-dut-dut" nonsense needs to be violently murdered, holy shit.
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That would be Flat Broke Geno Bisconte. Another near-homeless man who had an alleged "show" on Anthony Cumia's CP Media network. He also played a role in the Rekieta vs Steel Toe drama. These cows are all interconnected.

Edit: Sorry, I was incorrect. It was actually Bill Schulz, an actual homeless man from CP Media.
 
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