🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 460 30.6%
  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 578 38.5%
  • Around a week.

    Votes: 265 17.6%
  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 31 2.1%
  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 51 3.4%
  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 117 7.8%

  • Total voters
    1,502
Gothix has now decided to throw her hat in with Jer,View attachment 8985498
Misusing scripture to cover for their own mistakes or the mistakes of another. Perfect Christian grift execution.

This is the same Jesus who said, "let him be as a gentile or tax collector," and from the same Bible that advocates simply letting an unrepentant and consistent problem be given over to their sinful desires, the same way God Himself did to His own people numerous times.
 
Jesus fucking Christ I spend a day playing TTRPGs and wargames and so much has happened!

Generational Crash out, this niggas gonna fucking kill himself at this rate, massive OD on anxiety meds or some shit
Same, I went to the beach and slept a good bit went I went home and saw this shit in the morning. Having him dead be pointless since he's a top contender on Lolcow of the year.:story:
 

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The plot thickens.....
 
I personally can't believe that one of the greatest evangelical orators of our time, Melonie Mac, has a hard time thinking three seconds into the future when she's the intellectual powerhouse that gives us her amazing biblical insights like
"I, like, think that, uh, Jesus, like, totally liked to do good things but, like, bad things, uh, like, he, like, didn't like those things. In fact he was, like, against bad things. A lot."
Well her and Mayr also had the most brilliant take on Jesus. He would have supported deplatforming! Really just shows that they “get” Jesus.
 
He has quit twitter plenty of times this time he just added an extra step before he is back in a few days.

Still, SUFFAH HAMBLY!
i love your name and pfp so much fren i gotta say it
I was thinking last night that it really wouldn't surprise me if Jer shits the bed to the point youtube just gasses his fucking channels. Im leaning to believe this will eventually happen.
i definitely get the optimism reacts on this but that youtube response to the clips channel along with their ongoing investigation according to ppl like Meme Copium was very interesting. at the very least, what was once a miniscule chance of justice on that front is starting to look more and more plausible as time goes on. I dunno if i'd call it probable, but absolutely a high enough chance that Jer should be very concerned about his livelihood. at this point I'll say as high as 25% chance that Jer will be facing consequences, especially if youtube gets wind of those bearing DMs.
 
Jer really doesn't understand that all his shit is archived? Genuine question, is he on the spectrum? I know he's joked about having Asperger's syndrome but he seems unable to break his self destructive habits; it's as if he's unable to understand why what he's doing doesn't work ala Chaggot.
I prefer to think that he deleted all his videos while blackout drunk and when he woke up in a haze he genuinely thought all his channels had been flagged.
 
I give him 24 hours before he makes another account to lurk on Twitter. He can't leave Twitter because it's his second home.

I know I (re)posted this a week ago, during his last announced Twitter break, but he's openly revealed that he's active on alts during his breaks from social media.

This is from January, 3 or 4 announced breaks ago, when his three month break lasted less than 2 days.
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How long did he have that account? Maybe he was worried about years old tweets or even DMs that could be mined…

It was created in 2017, but he would delete old tweets with some regularity, especially when he would step in shit and want to keep people from finding old incriminating tweets.

Last fall is when he went nuts with it. Over the course of a few weeks in November/December, he was deleting a few thousand old tweets every day, and he took himself from 57,000 down to 2,000.

Anything that was relevant to old issues would have been deleted long before his current self-destruction extravaganza.
 
The clock has struck midnight for Jeremy Dale Hambly of Wisconsin. The bell now tolls.

In about 1/3 of his shorts today he is having visible signs of a stroke. He's not long for this world.


He actually looks fucked in these. I think he's trying to do a smug sly squint but his eyes are so tired and sagging it looks like hes strokin' out.

HES OLD!
HIS SKIN AND EYELIDS ARE SAGGING!
HES RAPIDLY AGING DUE TO HIS ALCOHOL AND DRUG ABUSE!
 
Jer, keep it up! It'll all blow over by Monday! You need a drink big guy, I'm cheering for you. You got this under control, now drink that fith of fireball!
 
Can he break his twitter addiction? It is unlikely.
For Jeremy, this was the digital version of taking all the liquor in the house and dumping it down the drain. It's an ablution ritual that substitutes for taking a moral inventory
Honestly, I could buy it. For those unaware of the Redbar/O&A/online comic side of the Internet, female comedians especially ones in the orbit Chrissie is/was in on the east coast, are literally what Opie & Anthony 20 years ago would call "holes". They say nothing interesting, don't provide any funny, and are at open mic nights hoping to score some free weed/booze and maybe get sugar daddy'd up if they're 'lucky' enough. Either by one of the male comics, or one of the club owners. See: Luis J. Gomez's former girlfriends, all of which are unfunny comedians he would prop up on Legion Of Skanks because he was fucking them.

So as you can probably imagine, women like this. who are town bicycles for comic cliques comprised of unfuckable, highly neurotic drug addicts have very low standards. Not only does Chrissie regularly have whores on her show in spite of proclaiming to be Catholic and lecturing us on why she's holier than thou, it wouldn't shock me if Chrissie is a whore herself, but whoring herself to get an edge in her industry. Did she fuck Count Cumia to get on Compound Media? Who knows. Did she fuck Jer? I'd say it's more likely than you might think.

This bitch is a run-through, lowdown, fucking skank. She steals Christmas presents at parties for fuck's sake. You really think she's above sleeping with Jer if it's purely transactional?
I think Chrissie Mayr has been too old for Count Cumia's tastes since 2003. According to Flatbroke Geno Bisconte, she got her show on Compound Media by pretending to be interested in Keith the Cop:
https://x.com/JoeExotic/status/2053522521048203716
 
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